Stay Away From This One !!!
When I called Jessica's ph#, Laura answered instead. She told me that Jessica was out of town and wouldn't be back anytime soon. Laura asked if she could help. We talked and 3 browns for an hour of PSE in Yaletown was the deal. The address she gave at Seymour and Davie was familiar and safe.
So I had a session with this sp, Laura, and I regret that I ever gave her a chance. On the phone she sounds sweet and innocent, but don' t believe her act. She will promise a total GFE experience, including dfk, 69, toys, strap on, and grk, and describes herself as hot looking woman and a total babe.
What I found at (edit: that is hidden behind til I stepped thru) her door was a plain, skinny, sallow, saw toothed, unkempt, cracked out veteran of the low track, impersonating a yaletown sp. She lacks all the common courtesy and professionalism any self respecting sp displays. She was late for the appointment, failed to wear as requested neither heels nor stockings, only briefly removed her soiled white cotton underwear, and unfortunately wore no make up. She offered only a dirty glass of tap water, lit a few small candles, and put no mood music on. Once she got her cash she stepped out of the bedroom promising, " I'll be right back". I could hear her scurrying from room to room rooting through things. She took the opportunity to waste fully 10 mins. before returning to the bedroom. When her phone rang during the session, she apologized and said she needed to answer it: fair enough. But when 3 phones were ringing and blinking simultaneously she still made no effort to turn any of them off. She even placed several calls out. Repeatedly, she jumped in and out of the bed to look out the window because she could swear some total stranger must be standing outside
(12 stories down at street level in Yaletown during a rainstorm
). In bed, she started with a half hearted bbbj , but soon she began a very rough and clumsy, brutal hand job. She threatened to end the session if I didn't come in her hand first. I towelled off, and when I did, she made every excuse to end the service such as it was, then and there. She demanded that I shower again before we resumed: no problem.
Afterwards she needed a smoke break, saying, " it'll be ok since you'll get two releases, and it won't come out of your time ". LIKE HELL. I wanted to continue when I didn't buy that idea, she explained that there is no kissing, no bls, my cock was too big for her pussy, that her pussy was too sensitive for head, that she couldn't find any of her toys, that her male roommate was due back any moment now, her female roommate, Jessica has a regular date in a matter of minutes from now.
Laura even began a rolling series of belches and to rub her belly while making pained expressions and asked me if I had brought in an active case of the flu or avian flu perhaps?
This grl is consistent in her work habits. Well at least she offered me a dirty towel after my shower.
