So here is my first review technically.
Me and a buddy decided we needed to seriously blow off some steam the other night. With the fox being closed down, the next closest strip club being hours away and all of the local night clubs being full of hipsters and a bunch of 20 something year old snot nosed kids who never got spanked in their day lol. Makes it pretty hard to really have a super G goodfellasesque evening, you know, like some REAL ones used to have back n the day. Something you'd see in the movies or that would belong in a Sopranos episode lol. So anyways. The one place in town still that a couple guys can reaaaaaally have a sick night, worthy of remembering and telling the boys in 20, 30, 40 years ago. Is IF. This isnt my first time there or my first memory of this caliber that I've gotten from this place.
So I messaged the IF receptionists phone and asked whats going on at the house tonight I got a bro from out of town here and I really wanna show him how sick the Island can really be and impress him a bit hahaha. Im sure a line up of 20 punks to get inside the bar and wait again and get herded around like some sheep in the covid lines lol. Fuuck that. Who the hell is that gonna impress. This was early in the night reception tells me its been kind of a weird Saturday night , phones have been quiet and all they have on for the night is Jocelyn and Natalia. Now at this point I've already seen Natalia and she was fuckin unbelievable in so many ways if you hadn't gotten the chance when shes visiting next dont miss out!!! Hardest working girl I've seen in a minute. And Ive seen Jocelyn just in the line up but hadnt had the chance to actually SEE see her. A friend on The PERB who has reached out to me and I like to think we have formed a bit of a virtual friend ship and we have been sharin eachothers top favorite girls in town. Him even though he said IF not his favorite place for his own reasoning, completely understandable I dont judge him or hate on him because we dont agree who the best agency is in town, and I appreciate a mans honesty like none other. He told me out of the few times hes been to IF he had a couple meh experiences BUT kimberly and Jocelyn he said were UNREAL. And seeing as I have seen Kimberly before and I wholeheartedly agree she was unbelievable, it made it quite easy to believe Jocelyn would be great as well!
So now Im cooking up this idea. Got a buddy from out of town (which by the way he went and saw Jocelyn the night before and said she was such an enthusiastic girl and just loved it and busted her ass off for him. And he wanted to see Natalia after my recommendations. And I wanted to see Jocelyn even more now after I've had not even 2 but 3 people raving about her. (Another buddy from up north visiting a few weeks ago said the saaaaaame thing about Jocelyn) so I ask the receptionist, Im thinking about booking both girls they have on that night for in the stripper pole and would they ask the girls if they would be down for something like that. And if they not super into it we are just gonna book normal calls but if they in the mood for a good night then before their schedule clears fills up get us in there. They messaged back promptly and said they ladies would looooove if we did that. (At this point the receptionists, mainly due to letting me in , themselves and greeting me every visit they have become to know me by my first name) they make a point to remembering me and pass it onto the girls , who also remember me and my buddy. Which to me is amazing seeing as I've NEVER felt like a VIP at any other agency in town, regardless of how many times ive used them, and how many times I've brought in or sent in homies. Still always got treated like a Joe Blow. At IF I just get treated differently, like I am appreciated.
I had noticed IF had put up an add for a Chauffeur service, which I thought is a pretty sick idea seeing as how who likes riding in a stinky ass cab that they had to wait forever for like a chump. I found out its a flat rate $20 for a pick up anywhere within Vic City limits and $20 for a drop off.. so $40 all together for the added luxury of using their Chauffeur. Now against the advice of some fellow perberts , I decided you know what I AM willing to splurge an extra 20 here and there so I went for it. The driver picked us up in a very nice car he was on time , out front my bros airbnb waiting for us when we came out. As we got to IF they brought us in and If you haven't been yet to IF I'll quickly describe it as you come in. You walk in and its all old dark wood, huge receptionist desk and a sick old stair case. Literally feel like you are walking into an old baller mansion, meant to be an escort agency. Feels like they have been there forever, even though they are new. They even have little hearts carved into the railings going up the stairs. Old stain glass windows and old fashion decorations. Then from there they bring you to what they call the VIP lounge. Which again if you haven't been there I'll describe, If you have been you'll know exactly what its like in there. Its a great big wide open room with an old fireplace and more stain glass windows. There is a big screen TV with some old sports re runs playing (fuckin covid) and these 2 huge leather couches. Which I remember reading on their website were some high end Italian leather. So obvious to you when you sit on them as they are literally the most comfortable couches I have ever sat on. The receptionist brought us a couple of bottles of water. As we sit there I pick through their candy bowl which has reeses pieces and bounty bars and riesens and all the good kinds of candies. The candy bowl in this place alone tells you everything you need to know about this place. They really try and go the extra mile here and it shows. (Im a candy connoisseur lol) something about the vibe in the VIP lounge with its low red lights and color changing LED lights. I feel like im literally in a scene of an old gangster movie after hour spot or something. It feels so welcoming and homey in there
We hang there for bit while the girls get ready. Anxious but soooo relaxed.
Now the girls come in both wearing lingerie and heels and they came in and sat down and we small talked and hung out a bit (keep in MIND at this point for how often I have been coming in and how many friends I bring in there as its a place I can actually feel dope showing and bringing friends too that they probably give me a little special treatment and they neeever rush me)
So now we head up stairs to the room they Call the Stag room, or the party room. Which has a stripper pole, some more sick couches, some strip club esq lighting and attached and down 2 steps into another joining room is a bedroom. So as your sitting there in the pole room can see a bedroom right there. So gangster.. I always have been a fan of strip clubs in other countries because lots you can actually smash the chicks in there lol. Unlike basically anywhere in Canada now that they have been shutting them down in Montreal recently(not like it used to be). So the Idea of a "private strip club" where you can stop the show at any point and book them, to me, is second to none. Literally the best and most fun place on the Island hands down for a couple of Gs to enjoy. So their rates for the stag room include light touching , dancing etc. Its $100 per girl per 15 minutes. And can be between 2-4 guys in there. So if you had 4 buddies amd 2 girls it would be $50 each every 15 minutes. Considering the number 5 org and other strip clubs charge $50 for ONE song in the private dance room I thought this is a SICK deal. For me and my bro since only 2 of us itd be $100 each every 15 minutes
Me and a buddy decided we needed to seriously blow off some steam the other night. With the fox being closed down, the next closest strip club being hours away and all of the local night clubs being full of hipsters and a bunch of 20 something year old snot nosed kids who never got spanked in their day lol. Makes it pretty hard to really have a super G goodfellasesque evening, you know, like some REAL ones used to have back n the day. Something you'd see in the movies or that would belong in a Sopranos episode lol. So anyways. The one place in town still that a couple guys can reaaaaaally have a sick night, worthy of remembering and telling the boys in 20, 30, 40 years ago. Is IF. This isnt my first time there or my first memory of this caliber that I've gotten from this place.
So I messaged the IF receptionists phone and asked whats going on at the house tonight I got a bro from out of town here and I really wanna show him how sick the Island can really be and impress him a bit hahaha. Im sure a line up of 20 punks to get inside the bar and wait again and get herded around like some sheep in the covid lines lol. Fuuck that. Who the hell is that gonna impress. This was early in the night reception tells me its been kind of a weird Saturday night , phones have been quiet and all they have on for the night is Jocelyn and Natalia. Now at this point I've already seen Natalia and she was fuckin unbelievable in so many ways if you hadn't gotten the chance when shes visiting next dont miss out!!! Hardest working girl I've seen in a minute. And Ive seen Jocelyn just in the line up but hadnt had the chance to actually SEE see her. A friend on The PERB who has reached out to me and I like to think we have formed a bit of a virtual friend ship and we have been sharin eachothers top favorite girls in town. Him even though he said IF not his favorite place for his own reasoning, completely understandable I dont judge him or hate on him because we dont agree who the best agency is in town, and I appreciate a mans honesty like none other. He told me out of the few times hes been to IF he had a couple meh experiences BUT kimberly and Jocelyn he said were UNREAL. And seeing as I have seen Kimberly before and I wholeheartedly agree she was unbelievable, it made it quite easy to believe Jocelyn would be great as well!
So now Im cooking up this idea. Got a buddy from out of town (which by the way he went and saw Jocelyn the night before and said she was such an enthusiastic girl and just loved it and busted her ass off for him. And he wanted to see Natalia after my recommendations. And I wanted to see Jocelyn even more now after I've had not even 2 but 3 people raving about her. (Another buddy from up north visiting a few weeks ago said the saaaaaame thing about Jocelyn) so I ask the receptionist, Im thinking about booking both girls they have on that night for in the stripper pole and would they ask the girls if they would be down for something like that. And if they not super into it we are just gonna book normal calls but if they in the mood for a good night then before their schedule clears fills up get us in there. They messaged back promptly and said they ladies would looooove if we did that. (At this point the receptionists, mainly due to letting me in , themselves and greeting me every visit they have become to know me by my first name) they make a point to remembering me and pass it onto the girls , who also remember me and my buddy. Which to me is amazing seeing as I've NEVER felt like a VIP at any other agency in town, regardless of how many times ive used them, and how many times I've brought in or sent in homies. Still always got treated like a Joe Blow. At IF I just get treated differently, like I am appreciated.
I had noticed IF had put up an add for a Chauffeur service, which I thought is a pretty sick idea seeing as how who likes riding in a stinky ass cab that they had to wait forever for like a chump. I found out its a flat rate $20 for a pick up anywhere within Vic City limits and $20 for a drop off.. so $40 all together for the added luxury of using their Chauffeur. Now against the advice of some fellow perberts , I decided you know what I AM willing to splurge an extra 20 here and there so I went for it. The driver picked us up in a very nice car he was on time , out front my bros airbnb waiting for us when we came out. As we got to IF they brought us in and If you haven't been yet to IF I'll quickly describe it as you come in. You walk in and its all old dark wood, huge receptionist desk and a sick old stair case. Literally feel like you are walking into an old baller mansion, meant to be an escort agency. Feels like they have been there forever, even though they are new. They even have little hearts carved into the railings going up the stairs. Old stain glass windows and old fashion decorations. Then from there they bring you to what they call the VIP lounge. Which again if you haven't been there I'll describe, If you have been you'll know exactly what its like in there. Its a great big wide open room with an old fireplace and more stain glass windows. There is a big screen TV with some old sports re runs playing (fuckin covid) and these 2 huge leather couches. Which I remember reading on their website were some high end Italian leather. So obvious to you when you sit on them as they are literally the most comfortable couches I have ever sat on. The receptionist brought us a couple of bottles of water. As we sit there I pick through their candy bowl which has reeses pieces and bounty bars and riesens and all the good kinds of candies. The candy bowl in this place alone tells you everything you need to know about this place. They really try and go the extra mile here and it shows. (Im a candy connoisseur lol) something about the vibe in the VIP lounge with its low red lights and color changing LED lights. I feel like im literally in a scene of an old gangster movie after hour spot or something. It feels so welcoming and homey in there
We hang there for bit while the girls get ready. Anxious but soooo relaxed.
Now the girls come in both wearing lingerie and heels and they came in and sat down and we small talked and hung out a bit (keep in MIND at this point for how often I have been coming in and how many friends I bring in there as its a place I can actually feel dope showing and bringing friends too that they probably give me a little special treatment and they neeever rush me)
So now we head up stairs to the room they Call the Stag room, or the party room. Which has a stripper pole, some more sick couches, some strip club esq lighting and attached and down 2 steps into another joining room is a bedroom. So as your sitting there in the pole room can see a bedroom right there. So gangster.. I always have been a fan of strip clubs in other countries because lots you can actually smash the chicks in there lol. Unlike basically anywhere in Canada now that they have been shutting them down in Montreal recently(not like it used to be). So the Idea of a "private strip club" where you can stop the show at any point and book them, to me, is second to none. Literally the best and most fun place on the Island hands down for a couple of Gs to enjoy. So their rates for the stag room include light touching , dancing etc. Its $100 per girl per 15 minutes. And can be between 2-4 guys in there. So if you had 4 buddies amd 2 girls it would be $50 each every 15 minutes. Considering the number 5 org and other strip clubs charge $50 for ONE song in the private dance room I thought this is a SICK deal. For me and my bro since only 2 of us itd be $100 each every 15 minutes
