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Mystique - A REVIEW

gotsome2004

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Oct 15, 2004
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Mystique

http://mischieviousmystic.rare-courtesan.com/inside.php

$220

I live in Montreal but had visited Winnipeg last December and was thus able to jump on the beautiful Mystique for an unhibited hour of hot sweet slappy love the way nature intended.

I arranged an incall visit to her oasis in the middle of one of the most brutally cold evenings on the planet. My god, they should start issuing NASA space suits over there.

Anyway

From our playful exchange of emails the idea eventually surfaced that I could provide Mystique some badly needed "french lessons". I did some pretty thorough research on the role of teaching from online sources:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/37973/h...y-her-teacher/
and felt equipped to give her the best quality education that I possibly can.

For her role as student, she prepared for our rendezvous by wearing her hair in pigtails, black rimmed glasses, freshly ironed white shirt and tie, stockings, and a short plaid miniskirt.

She greeted me in the doorway wearing her sexy school-girl outfit with a mischevious and playful grin. She reached to kiss me spritely on the cheek as her ample sized cleavage partly emerged over a half buttoned shirt.

Well, I can see that we will have much to cover, and I got out of my clothes as fast as I possibly could as she stood with gleefull and willing anticipation.

Today's lesson, is the importance of the word "oui". Can you say oui?
madamoiselle Mystique (thinks hard): "oui!"
Monsieur Gotsome: "Very good. And do you know what it means?"
madamoiselle Mystique: "yes?"
Monsieur Gotsome: "Very good, this is looking very promising. Now how about some practice - vous êtes une belle femme"
madamoiselle Mystique: "oui, Je suis une belle femme"
Monsieur Gotsome: "Je veux vous baiser vers le haut de votre courte jupe"
madamoiselle Mystique: "oui, baiser vers le haut de ma courte jupe! um what does that mean?"
Monsieur Gotsome: (begins to slide her thong slowly down her firm smooth legs)"tsk tsk, I will just have to show you now won't I."

Shortly afterwards the lesson had taken on an entirely new dimension involving several examples of the importance of the word oui.

Note: The beautiful Mystique's short plaid miniskirt was pulled all the way up to her trim waist as I hammered her from behind as hard as I could.

Monsieur Gotsome:"Je vous baise vers le haut de votre courte jupe!"
translation: I am fucking you up your short skirt!
madamoiselle Mystique: (in obvious delight) "oui, baisez vers le haut de ma courte jupe!" translation: "yes, fuck me up my short skirt!"
Monsieur Gotsome: "oui!"
madamoiselle Mystique: "ouiii!"
Monsieur Gotsome: "ouiiiii!"
madamoiselle Mystique: "ouiiiii!"
And thus we engaged in this way until I was fully satisfied that madamoiselle Mystique was thoroughly schooled in the importance of the word oui, the length and naked determination of which surely has left her fully bilingual. For bonus points I also schooled her in the proper french art of the blow job.

The session was so successful that I am pleased to award mme Mystique an:

A+

However, I still think that we must continue our lessons. mme Mystique was such a very wonderful and accomodating student that I absolutely must recommend her to anyone interested in furthering her education. You will not be disappointed.
 
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sinfulsydnee

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Reminds me of a song...

Excellent review Gotsome!! You are such a clever soul...except of course with regard to the timing of your visits to Winnipeg...summer would be smarter ;)

While reading your review it reminded me of this wonderful song that I just love called Bilingual....the lyrics are quite something but the refrain is simply "you fucking me makes me bilingual"...just wondering if you used this as inspiration for your lesson plan? :p

Keep up the good work Mystique...great sig pic btw...
 

Mchatte

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Son a de gun, qu'est-ce que c'est & wat de heck? I can't wait to have a lick at that "chatte humide". (Read that in a french porn mag that I happened to need only one hand to hold! :D ;) :D

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gotsome2004

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Oct 15, 2004
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you fucking me makes me bilingual

oui oui,
I have that down pat lol...
lol, after saying a gazillion times you got it mastered! “oui-oui” by itself may be problematic however as I overheard a female tourist at a local café respond “oui-oui!” to the waiter’s inquiry if everything was alright… and he thought she wanted to go to the ladies room so he promptly gave her directions...
And Mystique, that ww2 era signature picture is awesome. I can see it on the side of a b17 bomber, or a Heinkel 111. Your pics have got that conceptual art thing happn'n. It's great!

While reading your review it reminded me of this wonderful song that I just love called Bilingual....the lyrics are quite something but the refrain is simply "you fucking me makes me bilingual"...just wondering if you used this as inspiration for your lesson plan? :p
The song was an influencing factor yes. :) I talked with a francophone dancer who in fact used the song for a show and she wanted me to explain what the lyrics meant. “fucking makes me bilingual – what?” I tried in French and English to explain but was unable to communicate its meaning adequately for it has that strange idiomatic black humour that makes sense only to English ears but not French…

Thank you all for the compliments to my review of Mystique who is probably the best sp in Winnipeg right now, as she has that gift of personal interaction that allows ones deepest sexual fantasies to come true. I'm pleased to add my thumbs up to the many other reviews on here to Mystique.
 
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