Mya

slow melt

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I don't post reviews very often and I very seldom TOFTT. To be honest; I've always felt that posting a good review is kind of like telling the world where your secret fishing spot is....
But this girl is such a complete sweetie that I wanted to help her out with a good review.

From the moment I saw her I was captivated. Her eyes sparkled and shone but there was a genuine sweetness to her. Her lips were soft and her body was the slim, athletic look that I go for. I love a nice flat tummy; which was flanked by her slim waist and she had handful sized perky naturals. While she was on top my hands were all over her cute, firm butt.
She seemed eager to please and initiated a lot of the kissing. I like her pics. I liked looking at her in person better...

If I found a girl my age as sweet as she seemed to be I'd quit this hobby and marry her.

Don't tell I said this but she could raise her rates and easily get it. I paid $.8 for a 45 min session (If I remember correctly it was $.4 for 30 mins/$$.2 for an hour.) I have no idea if we went over or under time. I had a heck of a lot of fun.

She said she might leave tomorrow because Winnipeg is full of weird people. I really couldn't defend us. She's totally right. I hope she stays. She said she might come back this summer.....
 

Sixpak

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I don't post reviews very often and I very seldom TOFTT. To be honest; I've always felt that posting a good review is kind of like telling the world where your secret fishing spot is....
But this girl is such a complete sweetie that I wanted to help her out with a good review.

From the moment I saw her I was captivated. Her eyes sparkled and shone but there was a genuine sweetness to her. Her lips were soft and her body was the slim, athletic look that I go for. I love a nice flat tummy; which was flanked by her slim waist and she had handful sized perky naturals. While she was on top my hands were all over her cute, firm butt.
She seemed eager to please and initiated a lot of the kissing. I like her pics. I liked looking at her in person better...

If I found a girl my age as sweet as she seemed to be I'd quit this hobby and marry her.

Don't tell I said this but she could raise her rates and easily get it. I paid $.8 for a 45 min session (If I remember correctly it was $.4 for 30 mins/$$.2 for an hour.) I have no idea if we went over or under time. I had a heck of a lot of fun.

She said she might leave tomorrow because Winnipeg is full of weird people. I really couldn't defend us. She's totally right. I hope she stays. She said she might come back this summer.....
At $300/hour??
There have been quite a few SPS called Mya... which one are you referring to?
She is correct about weird people contacting the ladies with rediculous questions and requests as many ladies have told me about calls they have received. They must get their jollies doing that. I can see why many ads state they want to hear from serious clients or state only call if you intend to book a session . Must be a scary time for SPs not expecting weird crank calls.
 

Avery

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Apparently I haven't deciphered the code for posting rates. I thought each dollar sign represented a brown bill and the decimal was the portion thereof....
Just state the God damn amount, e.g $220! Some of us have been trying to get rid of that stupid fuckin' code for years. There's no need for it at all. It just causes confusion. And, please don't refer to bills by their colour either. I remember in the late nineties on another board trying to figure out what a jade canoe was. (It was a $5 bill).
 

jgg

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Just state the God damn amount, e.g $220! Some of us have been trying to get rid of that stupid fuckin' code for years. There's no need for it at all. It just causes confusion. And, please don't refer to bills by their colour either. I remember in the late nineties on another board trying to figure out what a jade canoe was. (It was a $5 bill).
I think it's BS from Lyla and their bot censors.

Sorry. Back to Mya.
 

slow melt

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Just state the God damn amount, e.g $220! Some of us have been trying to get rid of that stupid fuckin' code for years. There's no need for it at all. It just causes confusion. And, please don't refer to bills by their colour either. I remember in the late nineties on another board trying to figure out what a jade canoe was. (It was a $5 bill).
This is part of the reason I don't write many reviews. A guy tries to follow implied etiquette and gets blasted for it. Sigh. Sorry I didn't meet your expectations Mr Avery. I'll try harder next time.:doh::thumb:
 

Mister Friendly

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Hey Guys
Relax a little, not everyone is a pro like some of the long time people on this site.
Give the newer people a little time to learn.
Everyone was a rookie in the beginning.
 

jgg

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Now this is a real hijack. I'm glad to see slow melt has got past his island girls disappointment!

Sorry. Back to Mya.
 

Avery

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Jul 7, 2003
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This is part of the reason I don't write many reviews. A guy tries to follow implied etiquette and gets blasted for it. Sigh. Sorry I didn't meet your expectations Mr Avery. I'll try harder next time.:doh::thumb:
Sorry, slow melt. My rant wasn't really directed at you personally. You wrote a good, credible review.

I just don't understand why that stupid code hasn't vanished. This board doesn't have any restrictions on posting prices, and there's no need to be secretive about them, except in cases where someone receives an unexpected service from, say, a masseuse in a legit studio.

Anyway, please continue posting reviews/
 

slow melt

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All good bro. I find sarcasm to be an extremely useful tool for dissolving rage. (Not really rage; I exaggerate about a million times a day)

and it's a lot more legal than punching people in the face. I can only do that in my mind. But I do it very very often. Hee hee hee......
 
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