This thread is a followup to my earlier note about escorts sending personal information into the police (or so I am lead to believe!).
Anyways, I usually read SEE magazine online and have noticed the various ladies that post in there. Many belong to an agency but a few are independents. I will usually call them but never follow through with seeing anyone for various reasons (didn't have the gumption, time/money, or I was just window shopping).
It was Saturday night and knowing that I had no plans for the evening, I checked SEE again and read some of the ads. There's one ad in there where I've called the person before, she sounded nice and sexy on the phone, but I never went through with it ! Well tonight, I decided to take a chance and go for it! The person in question goes by the name of ROSE.
I called and discussed looks and pricing. She's 5'10", 38D-30-38, short dark hair, 39 years old. The little guy was doing the thinking so I arranged for her to come over. She offers $250 for full service, or $300 if she brings her toys (for upto the hour). I like seeing a woman please herself so went for the toys for $300.
She arrived after about 45 minutes. She wasn't exactly what I expected, but when you're going by just an ad in the paper, you have nobody to blame but yourself. She did look 39 (or more), her build was accurate, and she was quite chesty. She had hinted before we started that sometimes it will take some guys 20 minutes, while it will take others upto the hour ! (pay attention when they tell you such things !)
She asks for the bathroom to wash her toys, etc and then we get undressed. She began by putting the condom IMMEDIATELY on, and trying to get me hard right from the start so that I would cum. Her reasoning was that she doesn't want any exchange of bodily fluids as well, but she sure was trying to get me hard fast! I did ask her to slow down as I want to watch her cum and see her enjoy the use of her toys. She had two toys, one being a 8 inch vibrator with a clit tickler, and the second being just a regular dildo. When she started to please herself, I thought I could go ahead and at least touch her clit or perhaps suck her nipples. I'm stopped IMMEDIATELY and told that of her restrictions. They are: no sucking/licking of nipples, no finger insertion, no touching/massaging her clit, no kissing and no exchange of bodily fluids. Basically no hands on at all except a gentle breast massage (wow!!).
She went ahead and reached one orgasm and then worked on me. By this time, I realized that I should slow things down as she did tell me that once a guy comes, that's it, the session is over. She then used her toys again and came again. Once that was over, she then gave me a CBJ and once I was hard, we inserted until I came.
Total time from beginning to end of session: 20 minutes (time she walked in the door until she walked out the door)
Price paid: $300
Price per minute: $300/20 = $15 per minute. Pretty good money I may say for the person taking it home.....a piss pot of wasted money for the guy who was sucker enough to hand it over!
Looks: She did give an accurate description but her breasts weren't firm and you could tell that she had had a kid or two in her day. Rate: 6
Attitude: 3. She wasn't into the session at all. From the time she arrived, she just wanted to get into it as she "'felt" that it would be a busy night. She arrived at my place at 1:00 am and left by 1:20 am, so I don't know how much more business you're going to get that late into the night, but that's not my concern.
Service: 3. Below par. Not very good. Her skills were medicore to say the least. She acted very much of wanting to be in control of the situation and when I suggested a different position for intercourse, it was with some rebuttal.
Repeat: NO
NOTE: She says that a "friend" of her also has an ad in SEE under JAMIE. I have a strong feeling that it's just a second ad for her under a different name (I may be wrong but my gut doesn't think so). I had asked her if she ever had worked in the massage parlour business and she did say "yes", but it was many years ago. Just wondering if this name/description rings a bell with any of the older pooners reading this?
So...would anyone be willing to share their WORST session ever????
Anyways, I usually read SEE magazine online and have noticed the various ladies that post in there. Many belong to an agency but a few are independents. I will usually call them but never follow through with seeing anyone for various reasons (didn't have the gumption, time/money, or I was just window shopping).
It was Saturday night and knowing that I had no plans for the evening, I checked SEE again and read some of the ads. There's one ad in there where I've called the person before, she sounded nice and sexy on the phone, but I never went through with it ! Well tonight, I decided to take a chance and go for it! The person in question goes by the name of ROSE.
I called and discussed looks and pricing. She's 5'10", 38D-30-38, short dark hair, 39 years old. The little guy was doing the thinking so I arranged for her to come over. She offers $250 for full service, or $300 if she brings her toys (for upto the hour). I like seeing a woman please herself so went for the toys for $300.
She arrived after about 45 minutes. She wasn't exactly what I expected, but when you're going by just an ad in the paper, you have nobody to blame but yourself. She did look 39 (or more), her build was accurate, and she was quite chesty. She had hinted before we started that sometimes it will take some guys 20 minutes, while it will take others upto the hour ! (pay attention when they tell you such things !)
She asks for the bathroom to wash her toys, etc and then we get undressed. She began by putting the condom IMMEDIATELY on, and trying to get me hard right from the start so that I would cum. Her reasoning was that she doesn't want any exchange of bodily fluids as well, but she sure was trying to get me hard fast! I did ask her to slow down as I want to watch her cum and see her enjoy the use of her toys. She had two toys, one being a 8 inch vibrator with a clit tickler, and the second being just a regular dildo. When she started to please herself, I thought I could go ahead and at least touch her clit or perhaps suck her nipples. I'm stopped IMMEDIATELY and told that of her restrictions. They are: no sucking/licking of nipples, no finger insertion, no touching/massaging her clit, no kissing and no exchange of bodily fluids. Basically no hands on at all except a gentle breast massage (wow!!).
She went ahead and reached one orgasm and then worked on me. By this time, I realized that I should slow things down as she did tell me that once a guy comes, that's it, the session is over. She then used her toys again and came again. Once that was over, she then gave me a CBJ and once I was hard, we inserted until I came.
Total time from beginning to end of session: 20 minutes (time she walked in the door until she walked out the door)
Price paid: $300
Price per minute: $300/20 = $15 per minute. Pretty good money I may say for the person taking it home.....a piss pot of wasted money for the guy who was sucker enough to hand it over!
Looks: She did give an accurate description but her breasts weren't firm and you could tell that she had had a kid or two in her day. Rate: 6
Attitude: 3. She wasn't into the session at all. From the time she arrived, she just wanted to get into it as she "'felt" that it would be a busy night. She arrived at my place at 1:00 am and left by 1:20 am, so I don't know how much more business you're going to get that late into the night, but that's not my concern.
Service: 3. Below par. Not very good. Her skills were medicore to say the least. She acted very much of wanting to be in control of the situation and when I suggested a different position for intercourse, it was with some rebuttal.
Repeat: NO
NOTE: She says that a "friend" of her also has an ad in SEE under JAMIE. I have a strong feeling that it's just a second ad for her under a different name (I may be wrong but my gut doesn't think so). I had asked her if she ever had worked in the massage parlour business and she did say "yes", but it was many years ago. Just wondering if this name/description rings a bell with any of the older pooners reading this?
So...would anyone be willing to share their WORST session ever????
... to be continued someday when you are all older ...
