Well, here I am back "home". I now live in Toronto, but the Island is really home. I thought I would try a bit of the local talent to see what I have been missing out on. Before I go on, if you are one of those types who likes all the morbid details and a play by play account, well, stop reading and find another thread.
Saturday night, I'm feeling a bit frisky...Ariel sends an email telling me she is not avail until Monday...damn. Regardless, there are four ladies from SU who are supposed to be on tonight who I really want to see...however, once I call, only two are really available...I select Lindsay. (My first choice is Dana, oh yeah, almost 6' tall...blonde...as Austin Powers would say - That makes me rrrandy baby - yeah!) I arrive and head upstairs. Lindsay greets me at the door and I am certainly not disappointed. Nor am I disappointed with the decor/atmosphere of SU. It is definately first class, tastefully decorated and a warm environment. Lindsay returns and we spent some time chatting. I found her to be a bit reserved, but that was just fine. My experience with her was as per her other reviews, no different. We played for the whole hour and I had simply a wonderful time. Lindsay was a real sweetie and I would certainly repeat. Since there seems to be a "local" assessment scheme...
L: 8 - she is nice
S: 9.5 - DATY was simply out-of-this-world
A: 8.5
Well, after such a wonderful experience Saturday evening, well what better to do that find another lady for Monday night! Hey, Ariel is available tonight I say to myself, but after four or five attempts at calling I realize a visit with Ariel is simply not in the cards for me. Well I've tried SU, lets try VE now, I'd really like to see Autumn or perhaps Hailey. Autumn, not in - but Hailey is. I check out her pics one last time and head out for yet another adventure. I get dropped off by a cab in front of the nice new arena and head in to VE. From a distance I see a nice apt building, but thats not it, no. It is, OMG, from the outside it appears to be a crackhouse like I would expect to see down around Gerrard and Yonge Street in Toronto. Eden my ass, perhaps Eden after God tossed Adam and Eve out and torched the place. Well, exterior looks can be decieving I say to myself...this would turn out to be a fatal mistake. I ring the bell and alas, the place is not at all warm and comfortable. Stupid me, I should have left at this point and tried to call Ariel again or at least return to SU. But no, Hailey was pretty hot in those pics on the web, I can handle the dumpiness of this place. Hailey arrives...ohoh...thats not the chick in the pics I say. My one fault in life is that when I am presented with a situation like this I follow through, when will I learn. Hailey in no way appears to be the same girl as those pics I saw online - at least not from what I could dig up from my memory. Well, ok, she may have had a child recently, that would explain the 34-34-34 physique and multitude of stretch marks. While she is not what I would call my first choice, I am simply saying that she was not really my type. Was this B&S?? Well I don't know, when I got home I checked the pics online again. Well yes, its her, and the pics are old or else they simply hide her physique and make her appear significantly "leaner". Am I saying she is ugly? Heck no, she's not, she is just not my type and I should have simply paid her for her troubles and left. When oh when will I learn. I won't belabour the point, I know there are guys who enjoy her company, not for me though thanks. I was most disappointed with the tiny refrigerator room unkept appearance. Not only did I fork over the $$ for my visit, but I spent $50 on cab fare getting here...not happy.
L: 5 - no thanks
S: 6 - not really my bag baby
A: 7.5 - she is a wonderful conversationalist and is a pleasant person.
In short, I have learned the following from my first experience in Victoria.
1) MAKE A BLOODY APPOINTMENT EARLY ON WITH ARIEL!!
2) Enjoy SU, it is a wonderful place.
3) Avoid VE at all costs unless there is a real honey who you would like to see. But even then, do an outcall. I really want to see Autumn, but there is no way I will ever go back to VE given that SU is available.
SU, well done, your place is first rate, Ariel...
, I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight.
Saturday night, I'm feeling a bit frisky...Ariel sends an email telling me she is not avail until Monday...damn. Regardless, there are four ladies from SU who are supposed to be on tonight who I really want to see...however, once I call, only two are really available...I select Lindsay. (My first choice is Dana, oh yeah, almost 6' tall...blonde...as Austin Powers would say - That makes me rrrandy baby - yeah!) I arrive and head upstairs. Lindsay greets me at the door and I am certainly not disappointed. Nor am I disappointed with the decor/atmosphere of SU. It is definately first class, tastefully decorated and a warm environment. Lindsay returns and we spent some time chatting. I found her to be a bit reserved, but that was just fine. My experience with her was as per her other reviews, no different. We played for the whole hour and I had simply a wonderful time. Lindsay was a real sweetie and I would certainly repeat. Since there seems to be a "local" assessment scheme...
L: 8 - she is nice
S: 9.5 - DATY was simply out-of-this-world
A: 8.5
Well, after such a wonderful experience Saturday evening, well what better to do that find another lady for Monday night! Hey, Ariel is available tonight I say to myself, but after four or five attempts at calling I realize a visit with Ariel is simply not in the cards for me. Well I've tried SU, lets try VE now, I'd really like to see Autumn or perhaps Hailey. Autumn, not in - but Hailey is. I check out her pics one last time and head out for yet another adventure. I get dropped off by a cab in front of the nice new arena and head in to VE. From a distance I see a nice apt building, but thats not it, no. It is, OMG, from the outside it appears to be a crackhouse like I would expect to see down around Gerrard and Yonge Street in Toronto. Eden my ass, perhaps Eden after God tossed Adam and Eve out and torched the place. Well, exterior looks can be decieving I say to myself...this would turn out to be a fatal mistake. I ring the bell and alas, the place is not at all warm and comfortable. Stupid me, I should have left at this point and tried to call Ariel again or at least return to SU. But no, Hailey was pretty hot in those pics on the web, I can handle the dumpiness of this place. Hailey arrives...ohoh...thats not the chick in the pics I say. My one fault in life is that when I am presented with a situation like this I follow through, when will I learn. Hailey in no way appears to be the same girl as those pics I saw online - at least not from what I could dig up from my memory. Well, ok, she may have had a child recently, that would explain the 34-34-34 physique and multitude of stretch marks. While she is not what I would call my first choice, I am simply saying that she was not really my type. Was this B&S?? Well I don't know, when I got home I checked the pics online again. Well yes, its her, and the pics are old or else they simply hide her physique and make her appear significantly "leaner". Am I saying she is ugly? Heck no, she's not, she is just not my type and I should have simply paid her for her troubles and left. When oh when will I learn. I won't belabour the point, I know there are guys who enjoy her company, not for me though thanks. I was most disappointed with the tiny refrigerator room unkept appearance. Not only did I fork over the $$ for my visit, but I spent $50 on cab fare getting here...not happy.
L: 5 - no thanks
S: 6 - not really my bag baby
A: 7.5 - she is a wonderful conversationalist and is a pleasant person.
In short, I have learned the following from my first experience in Victoria.
1) MAKE A BLOODY APPOINTMENT EARLY ON WITH ARIEL!!
2) Enjoy SU, it is a wonderful place.
3) Avoid VE at all costs unless there is a real honey who you would like to see. But even then, do an outcall. I really want to see Autumn, but there is no way I will ever go back to VE given that SU is available.
SU, well done, your place is first rate, Ariel...
, I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight.