My Tour of "A land down under"

Rocker1965

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A little Riddle for you all...
WOW..........what can I say. sometimes you need a little reminder of why your favorites are your favorite. If Lobster is your favorite you dont neccessarily go areound every day craving lobster but when you have some its like, Wow! I forgot how amazing that taste is. Its like driving a cadillac Escalade after being used to a Yukon, You forget just how damn quick, fast & nice to drive that cadillac really is!

Kinda like what happened to me today

I was most fortunate enough to have an unexpected oportunity to venture to a land down under today. Who knew you could go to Australia & back over a lunch hour! But that I did. I was greeted by my tour guide. Dressed very conservatively and elegantly in a nice form fitting suit. I couldnt help but notice the nicely curved shape of her ass through the skirt as she walked me through my tour. We sat & chatted and I commented on how much her hair had grown. I also again noticed her nice & flawlessly tanned skin. The tour continued as we ventured up a long winding stair case for a scenic view to take in the spectacular scenery. At this point I noticed my tour guide had begun to disrobe, I assume it was due to the heat of the day. Off came the conservative pant suit to reveal an EXTREMELY sexy & matching black bra and panties set that literally increased the heat in the room a further 10 degres or so. The matching set also looked rather nice on the floor, I could not resist and leaned in and took in the remainder of my tour on my back. Now I never go too into details but I can tell you this, The scenery was spectacular to say the least. I enjoyed every second of it immensely! My tour guide had turned into a sexy wild-cat and her dark eyes and long wavy hair nearly made me pass out with pleasure 2 or 3 times. To say she is beautiful is a massive understatement, Damn, I forgot, She is literaly breathtaking! One of the prettiest girls I have had the pleasure of spending a little time with...Ever!! But alas, before I knew it my tour was over and it was time to go back to reality (and back to work lol) I highly recommed this tour of the land down under and will most deffineitly be taking it again as soon as possible.

For the numbers as though the above wasnt enough:

Looks 10+/10 115 lbs beautiful soft skin, flawless complextion a perfect body I would say 34b-27-34. Nice soft long redish auburn hair, extremely "makes you weak in the knees" pretty
Attitude - 10/10 - Need I say more, she is a great girl and its fun to just sit & chat with her. Very inteligent and interesting girl.
Service 10/10 - Everything safe but amazing
Ass 10+/10Holy f*** Yeah Baby!! I cant even think about it, the only girl whos sexy bum makes me want to stand & sing oh Canada & I am an American!! Utter prefection.;)

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover. - Men At Work
 
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deslicher

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I hate riddles.....If I was just going by description I would say you were describing "Danidelights" from EC.

However you also refer to remembering why something is your favourite and remembering how beautiful they are.... indicating this is not your first visit.

I've been around for awhile, I just don't remember Dani advertising for our city before. Today...well...is today, and according to her ad Dani has been gone for almost a week. I've seen Claire, Emma and Daisy....

I don't think Claire will ever be 115 lbs unless she wants to be and she is generally not Auburn....

Emma certainly does fit your description, but her eyes are not dark....

Daisy....well....she isn't a "b" cup

You are speaking of Dani or Emma....or someone else:rolleyes: You may put me out of my misery anytime.

According to the other board a couple are sure it is Claire who I read was going to Australia, if so...welcome back Claire....oh and about the 115lb thing.....this is a GOOD thing;)
 
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felix29

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Claire I believe has just gone back to Australia, she had some things to finalize up here ( moving and such ) after her initial period in Australia. She was in Canada for a few weeks before heading back.

She is likely to be gone for at least 6 months, with the occasional trip back to Canada
 

Oh_Claire

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I just wanted to comment - I DO NOT weigh 115lbs. The most I"ve EVER weighed was 114.3lbs.
At the moment, I'm 109.6 and when I came back from Italy I was 104lbs.. A few of years ago I varied between 98lbs-111lbs. When I began in the industry (2002) I was 95-98lbs.

THATS ALL FOR NOW.
 

bo car willy

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Lmao

7/10 of a pound on this tiny gorgeous creature could make a difference!! ; )

Hope all is well Claire!
 

Horn Dog

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So is she back ?

I thought Claire was moving onto different things in Australia. Does this mean that she is back ? What's the deal ? I got the impression that this gig was getting old....
 

deslicher

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It is getting old, I saw Claire once and only once, my choice....but I'm sure she gives great service to certain gentlemen. That's the problem.

This is an escort review board.

Not a "Hey guys, I had a great time with such and such the other day...you know the gal that used to be an escort but isn't really anymore because when she's in town, she gets a hold of the guys she wants to see...but I thought I'd post a review anyway" board

I can understand how some guys would be frustrated if they wanted to see her. How much good is a well written review if her contact info isn't readily available??
 

Horn Dog

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From my understanding, she had posted that she was moving onto better things , but she seems to always return.... hmmmm... are we more deserving now ? :rolleyes:
 
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