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My Sunday night adventure that ended with Lacy @ Cleo's

jdtipper

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Welcome to storytime folks.

So Father's Day is upon us once again, and I, not being a dad, am not that excited about it. But it does mean dinner with the family, so I guess it is bad after all. Also since it has been awhile since my last visit to an MP, and it was payday, im feeling a trip out is in order. So I gather all my courage and set something up with Haley @ Elite. Good deal, im excited, people say she is amazing. But timing with dinner just doesnt pan out, so I unfortunately cancel. Never been to Revive, so take a scoot over and meet Summer. She is a real cutie, seems new to the biz as is reflected in her service prices. GFE, no kissing, standard 3 bills, or absolute basic FS for 240(like ZERO extras other than CBJ,FS) . Mmm sorry, the VFM just doesnt seem to be there. She is a good looking lass though. But to no avail, just cant TOFTT here. So off to dinner, but on the way I remembered that Lacy has quite the pics on the website so I call up an set up an appointment. Dinner was alright...I had fish... maybe in preparation for upcoming events, who knows.

Unfortunately I totally under-estimated my timing because I completely blew past my appointment without even realizing it. Sorry Lacy. So I shoot out after dinner and head over to see if I can still squeeze in. Fortunately some kind fellow was able to take my appointment time, so I didnt feel as bad for missing the time. But now I had to wait for a few minutes till she was available. Ive wanted to meet Alexis at Revive also, so I head over there to kill some time. But alas she was also in a session. Oh well, over to Cleo's.

Get to the spot and another misses helps me find my way to a room. I ask for Lacy. A few minutes later, in she comes. Intros are done and a few Q's are answered. She does GFE with "kissing" for standard fare, but no digits. A little odd, but what the hell....never done a GFE before so why not. She is a little thing. 5' 2.5" (dont ever forget that half) with some great legs and is very proportionate for the size. And alot of hair, it was up, and just seemed like it could almost hit her waist. Real cutie, but very quiet and reserved it seems.

So out she goes, in the shower I go. Out of the shower I go and in she comes. She motions for me to hit the bed but I intercept and offer a reverse. She seemed quite excited by my offer and up she goes.
Thinking back, I believe I need to stop doing this with my ladies. For some reason, I think that by me offering a reverse, my time might be extended just a little bit if need be. Yet everytime, as soon as the clock strikes 0... gotta go. Well hell, thats a solid 20 minutes im not getting back. But it is still enjoyable for me , so I guess I cant complain. Also because i use this time to sneak into some teasing foreplay, it doesnt feel that bad.
Time comes to start moving this forward here, so I move my massage into the more sensitive areas. She does take a little while to hit that first one, but boy after that... its almost rapid fire. So I get her where she needs to be, and give her the flip. I figure, that since I had fish for dinner, Im down for some chicken for dessert:) Ah she is a sensitive one during the feast. Gents beware, she might have little legs but them babies are strong. Be sure you have a firm grasp of em before you get going. She would get the head squeeze going and man oh man, do I stop dining or fight through the pain? That and beware of your nose... if those thighs are up to high, when time comes for another squeeze, she will get your nose. Well you cant be eating and not breathing at the same time. Christ you think I would have learned after the 2nd time, but no. Well she seemed to really, really enjoy her treatment and it seemed to do the trick, so now it was my turn. So on the hat goes and up the bed between my legs she comes. Mmm it was good, real good. Almost ended early again. So up a little higher she sits and fun times begin.

She has great eye contact, and her hair was all messy so it was super sexy to watch. And she seems to control depth very well when she has command...but once I got control, I didnt know if it was too much for her. She said it was good, but it just seemed odd. She gave the okie-dokie so away we went. It was funny, because after a few solid strokes, I swear i heard a mouse in the room, so I slowed down a bit to look around, nothing, so kick it up a gear... damned if that mouse didnt come back again. What the hell?!?!? No wait a minute, it wasnt a mouse. I almost started to laugh cause I just didnt expect that. I figured I had to be doing something right to go from moans to squeaks:)!! Im sure she popped a couple more times, but she just wouldnt tell me:mad: but fuck it, its more of an ego boost than anything.

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What the hell was that, the 30 minute marker or something? 'Sorry, sweetie you only have 5 minutes.' What the frick, man. Im not even close, can we go over a few minutes? NOPE, apparently she will get in trouble if she does. DAMMIT. So she sits up and tries to start a fire with my little friend. 'Can u come for me?, Come on come for me." I did warn her that im hit or miss with him at the beginning.... Uh oh, shes getting serious now, off goes the hat and two hands!!! I love it, no one has ever used two hands. Shit my ego just inflated about ten-fold. Okay mama, you asked for it, here it comes.... nothing. Maybe it was the fact he was bone dry and the friction seemed to be causing blisters to form on my little nemsis, but I had to put an end to the madness.

Overall, it was a decent session. She wasnt shy about trying things, and really tried to get me to my finish. Umm, oh yeah about the "kissing"... I can count on one hand the number of pecks I got (literally pecks, likes from a chicken(dont ask:)). Most of them were after me asking, which is pretty disappointing. I dont think I had fishy breath. I brushed at the restaurant and scoped in the truck on the drive over. So that has seemingly turned me off paying extra for GFE when all I want is digits and the very odd daty (very odd).
Oh, if someone does decide to see her...take a small gift please. Some lube. Your little friend might be thanking me for this one day.

Will I go back... im almost going to say no. If she would let me have have we did today(minus the "kissing") for regular FS donation, then for sure I would. I think im going to keep looking for ladies that can get me my finish. So far im 3/14, ouch. Maybe I should have tried harder to get in with Ms. Haley...oh well next time
 
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Bobo The Rabbit

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You need to avoid the girls who are not into kissing but are into charging 300 an hour. A good way to do this is when you ask about the extras and you ask how she feels about kissing, see if she is hesitant or right away says yes with a smile.
Thanks for the review, next time see a girl who guys have commented that she does kiss in the review and enjoys it, no guy wants to be the one who always has to initiate the kissing as that is just a turn off, the good girls who are worth it will initiate kissing.
Try some of the visiting girls who advertise DFK or just one of the raved about PERB paid advertisers.
 

jdtipper

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She was talked about on the other board and no mention of the disappointing time like I experienced. She seemed pretty up front when I did ask what she included with her services, so I thought why not. And I think I will stop trying the under 20 crowd and start finding girls my own age (mid 20s) who are a little more open. But im typically a cheap ass and dont pay for extras like that. I usually luck out when I see a lady, and they allow most GFE services (without lip-lock) for regular price.

But oh well, everyones got to TOFTT once in awhile.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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You will have a much better time if you spring the 300 on the well reviewed PERB paid advertisers/raved about girls. I know 240 is a lot of money but a extra 60 is not much more when you consider how much better the session can be with a legit GFE girl.
 

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KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

What the hell was that, the 30 minute marker or something? 'Sorry, sweetie you only have 5 minutes.' What the frick, man. Im not even close, can we go over a few minutes? NOPE, apparently she will get in trouble if she does.
She tells the other girl to Knock on the door way ahead of your 60 minutes, so that you end up with only 45 minutes (instead of 60) of session time. For her, it's a great way of shorting you on time, so you don't get too upset with her. And dfk was only offered when she first began a year ago. Now, it's only PFK
 

namssa

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You will have a much better time if you spring the 300 on the well reviewed PERB paid advertisers/raved about girls. I know 240 is a lot of money but a extra 60 is not much more when you consider how much better the session can be with a legit GFE girl.
Just a note that a guy can do very well with a great GFE session that includes all the trimmings including LFK/DFK for around the $$.50 mark if you look for it. Pays to do your research.

Bobo is absolutely right on a good GFE session being worth the extra bucks.
 

namssa

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Wow now I just feel ripped off:mad: I was going to chaulk it up to it being late night and she wasn't down for it. Oh well, I guess I really won't be going back
A lot depends on how you present yourself or how the lady perceives you when you first meet her and how good you are at negotiating. Let's just say that you catch more with a nice look and personality. Connection is almost everything, especially when seeking extra services.

btw, not saying that there was anything wrong with your presentation, jdtipper. Just that how a lady perceives you can alter the services that you receive, especially for a first meeting.
 

jdtipper

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A lot depends on how you present yourself or how the lady perceives you when you first meet her
I totally agree, presentation is everything. But what pissed me off is when asked about services beforehand and she said kissing, I expect something more than what u get from grandma...4 times. Just say no u don't kiss at all. Fine then no big deal. And when asked about digits, same thing, "no never have"...again just say not today so I can move along.

Again live and learn, I think ill just stick with the girls I know and forget trying anything new.
 

methodman

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I totally agree, presentation is everything. But what pissed me off is when asked about services beforehand and she said kissing, I expect something more than what u get from grandma...4 times. Just say no u don't kiss at all. Fine then no big deal. And when asked about digits, same thing, "no never have"...again just say not today so I can move along.

Again live and learn, I think ill just stick with the girls I know and forget trying anything new.
maybe you ugly man an maybe you verry smilly man an maybe you fishee smelling an mayb you like nerd peoples and she not like you very much but they like the methodmans because the methodmans he very nice man and he make solution to problem an he very sexxyy too

maybe you problem to lady an you are need to be like tthe methodmans. the methodmans he go see lacy an d he come back in fyutoor to say reportage on report card to lacy. i come bavck
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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If he talked to her about kissing and she said "yes" then she was giving the impression she was comfortable kissing him, and she was paid 300 right? Industry standard price for Industry standard service.
If he had paid 250 then yea, YMMV, but not at 300.
She just took advantage of him.
 

methodman

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If he talked to her about kissing and she said "yes" then she was giving the impression she was comfortable kissing him, and she was paid 300 right? Industry standard price for Industry standard service.
If he had paid 250 then yea, YMMV, but not at 300.
She just took advantage of him.
because maybee he not a laydees man. yes, methodman he is very much a laydees man. and he not fishee smelling like the feesh an he kiss very nice an he very good
 

funnyfunguy

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because maybee he not a laydees man. yes, methodman he is very much a laydees man. and he not fishee smelling like the feesh an he kiss very nice an he very good
wasn't there some other guy who wrote like this? Sounds like a knock off.
 

namssa

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I totally agree, presentation is everything. But what pissed me off is when asked about services beforehand and she said kissing, I expect something more than what u get from grandma...4 times. Just say no u don't kiss at all. Fine then no big deal. And when asked about digits, same thing, "no never have"...again just say not today so I can move along.

Again live and learn, I think ill just stick with the girls I know and forget trying anything new.
Well my friend, you definitely got burned there. That is very much the purpose of this board, to warn others of girls that provide very poor VFM or outright ripoffs and to promote the girls that do a great job and provide good and great VFM.

You are completely right, if a girl does not want to provide a certain service, just say so. No one wants her to do anything she does not want to do, but if you say you do a service, you better step up when the time comes.

The good part is that others have learned from your misfortune and this girl will loose a fair number of potential clients, myself included because you have warned others of her games.

Thanks for your efforts and better luck next time.
 

Extreme April

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I may be wrong but didnt someone say that she only offered this service, the first year she was working? Girls start out one way, only to learn the biz. After confidence and regulars built up, then I think it is only natural that a SP may not be comfortable on offering this service anymore.
However,..........this has been brought up in another thread. I dont think it is right that a girl offer GFE services and then distinguishes later who will recieve this service and who wont.
If the guy turns you off......then dont publicily offer this service in your ads. Or add that its on the discretion of the SP, whether she offers this or not.

I dont believe in false advertising or if the SP thinks your suitable enough to offer GFE to him.
If your selective, then state that in your advertisements or on the phone. You either offer GFE to all or state that its selective. Dont advertise that you do this, if it doesnt to applly to all.

Just my two cents worth and by no means, was I meaning to hijack this thread or put this girl down for her services. Again, it seemed she offered this service in the beginning, but since then changed. That is her perogative. :)

love and laughs
April
 
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funnyfunguy

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Re: Extreme April's post on this review thread:

Moderator-1 said:
Ladies: (advertisers or not) you may be well intentioned, but please do not make posts in another lady's review thread. Your posts will be deleted or subject to disciplinary action.
Not good form to be doing ambush advertising on a review thread about a different SP.
 

namssa

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Hate to feed the troll...................

Re: Extreme April's post on this review thread:



Not good form to be doing ambush advertising on a review thread about a different SP.
funnyfunguy, Extreme April is not ambush advertising, she has no need to as she is well regarded and respected on PERB

There are other SP's here that do what you suggest, but April is not one of them. She is offering some relevant ideas and contributing in a mature manner to the thread, unlike you are. I see no issues with her post at all.

Looking at your own standing, perhaps you should worry more about your behaviour and less about other's.
 
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funnyfunguy

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funnyfunguy,
There are other SP's here that do what you suggest, but April is not one of them. She is offering some relevant ideas and contributing in a mature manner to the thread, unlike you are. I see no issues with her post at all.

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You may not see any issues with her post, but the Mod will. Here's the Mod's warning :
Moderator-1 said:
Ladies: (advertisers or not) you may be well intentioned, but please do not make posts in another lady's review thread. Your posts will be deleted or subject to disciplinary action.
You have to be pretty dense not to understand a straightforward warning like that. Do you want April to be "subject to disciplinary action?"

also, you've been a poster encouraging other posters to post a link to CL ladies ads, when you know that a CL ad link is a no no on perb. Maybe you should look in the mirror.Just because your view is different from mine does not mean that you're right.
 
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