>>An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his
>>life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be
>>very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was
>>anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr.
>>Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very
>>sad."
>>Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
>>little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
>>Goldstein,
>>please accept my condolences." The
>>following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall
>>with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when
>>he met Nurse Tracy.
>>"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking
>>down the hall like that. Please put your private part
>>back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied
>>Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private
>>part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it
>>hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
>>
>>"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing.
>>life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be
>>very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was
>>anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr.
>>Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very
>>sad."
>>Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
>>little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
>>Goldstein,
>>please accept my condolences." The
>>following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall
>>with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when
>>he met Nurse Tracy.
>>"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking
>>down the hall like that. Please put your private part
>>back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied
>>Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private
>>part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it
>>hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
>>
>>"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing.
