What? RMT doesn't stand for Rub M Tug? I think LAG was helping her give the service he paid for.
Seriously, though, my friend, a better way to get freebies is to hop on the packed bus during rush hours.
But i learned something in this thread; i can press charges against that girl who pinched my bum in grade 3. That actually hurt, too.
Somewhat more grey areas are the female barbers in BKK who were massaging my neck and shoulders without first asking permission, the ladyboys & SWs who grab your arms or even kiss you on the mouth as you walk by, and the Rain City young ladies who touch me over & over again on the public transit vehicles.
Then there's my attractive young dental hygenist giving me an uncalled for body massage after cleaning my teeth, and a hug as i left, and my doctor who stuck her big boob up against my chest while doing a routine exam. Where are the cops when you need them? Probably getting a BBBJ at the massage place around the corner.
Bottom line, let's hope no STDs were exchanged in the handshake the OP provided for himself. Or should that be classified as masturbating? Should the lady in question be concerned about having acquired HIV? Can we expect her to call up one of her patients for some extra hours action? Or should we be watching the news for arrests related to a HJ provided by a RMT?
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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
-- Elton John