My great dump

[mustangjoe]

Soz I was sitt'n on the can this mornin' and after my finishing my business I realized I was out of TP. I had a look around and there was no Kleenex to be had either. I resorted to taking off my sock and using that to wipe myself clean. It was surprisingly smooth. I'm saving the other sock for my next dump as I read through flyers looking for a deal on TP...

After reading this I bet most of you wish you had the past 10 seconds of your life back.

 

[Yman]

As the saying goes : " stick a sock in it "

 

[DDawGG]

After reading this I bet most of you wish you had the past 10 seconds of your life back.

YUP......what he said

 

[stryker]

Kind of reminds me of some low life ass whipes I've run into in the past,any fucking moron that would wipe their ass with a sock instead of washing their ass in a sink belongs in the (I'M A MORON AND SO STUPID )catogory

What a stupid post,,,,,kinda reminds me of a former poster

 

[tom25]

Is it any wonder the girls are always on about hygiene!

EEEEWWWWW

 

[johndoe]

Wow. I'm a lost for words.

 

[Penhold]

I resorted to taking off my sock and using that to wipe myself clean. It was surprisingly smooth. I'm saving the other sock for my next dump as I read through flyers looking for a deal on TP...

Gross.

One question. Are you keeping your other sock available by wearing that same pair of socks in the meantime?

I'd love to see the look on your doctor's face when he tries to figure out how you got athlete's foot in your ass.

 

[hitrack]

On that note I'm gonna hit the track.

Later ya'll.

 

[LonelyGhost]

After this I bet you wish you had the past 10 seconds of your life back.

isn't that what your mom said to your dad????

 

[Molson]

Stupid post

Soz I was sitt'n on the can this mornin' and after my finishing my business I realized I was out of TP. I had a look around and there was no Kleenex to be had either. I resorted to taking off my sock and using that to wipe myself clean. It was surprisingly smooth. I'm saving the other sock for my next dump as I read through flyers looking for a deal on TP...

After reading this I bet most of you wish you had the past 10 seconds of your life back.

Nevermind running out of crap wrap, bum wad, shit tickets or whatever you want to call this stuff...
Who doesn't have at least one other paper product in the house?

Well I suspect the next SP I go see will be telling me, "Socks off!!!"


YUCK!

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

MustangJoe:

Do you happen to have a brother who likes to wipe his ass on Mcdonalds washrooms? You sound so equally moronic you have to be related!

 

[Cock Throppled]

A sock!! Be a man - just use the bare foot.

 

[PoorGuy]

I declare this thread officially:

NOGAF

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK