"My girlfriend and I are raising a child, but I found out it's not my kid!"

[Cali Scott]

There are two stories I remember recently from the radio:
The first was a guy who found out his best man and his to be were screwing around. The groom went through with the wedding without saying anything. After the ceremonies were completed and everyone was gathered at the reception he was doing his speach. At the end of the speech he tells everyone present to reach under their chairs and grab the attached envelope. Inside they found pictures of his wife screwing the best man! He then stated that he was outta here and got the wedding annuled in the morning! He got to embarass his best man, and his new wife in the best way possible.

That one is on one of the "Urban Myth" sites as false (but it's a good story anyway)

...He had a check in his hand from her father, who wanted to settle out of court, for $450 000!!

Damn, if her family was worth that much she must have been REALLY crazy in order for him to dump her ass. I've put up with crazy assed shit for FREE! Damn, I would have hung in there for a payoff...

 

[Cali Scott]

Recently another angle has opened up on the whole "liability" issue with children.

I believe it's in Washington state that it was ruled that if a child "BONDS" with you, you're liable for child support. IOW, you hook up with a girl, live together for a few months or years and try to be a good father to her kids because the jackoff is who knows where; you break-up, her kid misses you and you go to court!

It's getting harder to be a decent human being these days.