My favorite pooner in the world—who's yours?

[tantalizeme]

So who, you ask, is my role model as a pooner, my all-time hero?

A guy named Thommo, who runs the whorist.com website. He posts invaluable info about budget pooning in Thailand & the Philippines.

He also posts diaries of his “escapes” to these countries. For a few weeks now, I’ve been reading printouts of these diaries, each about 30 legal-size pages of small print.

I know, I know...I should be reading “great books.” But honestly, compared to Thommo’s quirky, true-to-life, scintillatingly funny sex reports, I find most literature sterile, boring, phoney.

I like Thommo's gritty spontaneity, self-disparaging honesty, humor and insight. I’ve read more hard-hitting truths about life in his travel diaries than almost anywhere else.

Thommo has brought the genre of erotic travel writing to new heights. He's like a sex-obsessed idiot savant, writing with almost Hemingway-esque terseness.

Nowadays, when the going gets tough—especially in erotic pursuits—I just say to myself, “Remember brother Thommo!” and feel myself cheering up immediately.

 

[tantalizeme]

How Thommo is boosting my morale

“Women are not happy when they can not control ya, and when they get to control ya, they are even less happy.”
A quote from Escape 4 diary.

At this stage in my life, when I’ve to decide how to spend my remaining time, Thommo is fast becoming a decisive influence on me.

I like a lot about his pooning style:
—his inveterate lightheartedness, cracking one corny joke after another;
—the way he capitalizes on his “lonely lamb” appeal;
—his trick of softening hearts with tiny unique gifts;
—his “cookie in the oven” method;
—his recruitment of super-sexy amateurs through “agents”;
—his gift for striking while the iron is hot; or
—his hardnosed “hit and run” attitude.

Of course, there’re things I like less and certainly won’t imitate: his restless shuttling from place to place like a “headless chook”; his almost perverse selectivity concerning looks; his aversion to seasoned SPs; or his susceptibility to binge drinking.

The most important thing Thommo is teaching me is an intrepid pooning spirit in the face of aging and the adversities that come with it.

After 35 years of pooning he’s now 74, afflicted with prostate cancer, and no doubt nearing the end—and yet, he's brimming over with incredible zest. I wonder whether pooning causes his joy of life, or whether his joy of life prompts him to poon. Probably works both ways.

Thommo is giving me a new sense of priority, an undreamt-of vision of erotic possibilities—if only I find the necessary time and cash. I’m almost 20 yrs younger than him. So with a bit of luck and courage I should be able to follow in his footsteps.

 

[Popoff]

I don't have a all time favorite but I am most enviest of Yaletownguy's present exploits

 

[tantalizeme]

A taste of how Thommo writes

Here's a typical sample from Thommo's diary I'm currently reading, his Feb/March 2009 Escape 4.

"I told Provincial we will go back to my room , she agrees , but indicates she will walk some distance behind me. Think that was to hide the fact she is selling it. Any 19yr old walking with a 72yr old is selling it , everyone knows that : )

So Provincail follows me home. I always have room key with me. Dont like stuffing around asking for it at Front Desk all the time. Bar at front had long closed down. No customers like me to keep it open. Straight to elevator and to my room. No one else in the small elevator with us. During my entire stay I was the only person in the elevator , each and every time. Shows you how many other people were staying at the place : )

In the room , she was nervous and apprehensive. I started by giving her some tiny unique gifts from my country. Then I offered her drinks from the fridge , then took her by the hand and led her to the bed. Yes honey , your beginning your apprenticeship with the Master himself. Your in good hands.

She was reluctant to get the show going , but once it was going SE Asian genes kicked in and she enjoyed it. Initially no blow job or anal unfortunately , but kissing and Missionary (between the legs) yes. Naturally I used a condom cause Thailand for me is Aids Central , compared to Philippines. Not taking any risks nowadays in Thailand. Not sure she would have insisted on a condom , professional hookers wisely will , but naive types like Provincial , who are not in control , might not care too much about condoms. Never found out , I used a condom (with ky gel).

Anyway , just had to present my washed and condom free dick to her mouth. After some coaching she reluctantly let it slide inside , but she didnt know what to do. Anyway , it was a thrill getting it inside her mouth. Instructed her on techniques , she followed instructions , that was enough for me. I know if I was around for another week or so , she'd be sucking and slurping with the best of them. But I always want to move on , never want to hang around. They either deliver when I am there , or they dont deliver at all. Provincial got to the half way delivery point , and I enjoyed it , amateur as the bj was.

She wanted to leave after that. Might have a Thai boyfriend waiting or doesnt want peers to see her coming home 7am in the morning , dont know , dont care , got to base with her. Broke the barrier down.

Slipped Baht1000 into her purse. Girls , hookers or not , never miss cash being slipped into their purse : ) She pretended not to see , out the door she goes , and to the life of a Hooker. The things I do for you lads. Another new one hits the road , or should I say 'walking street' : )"

 

[Elmore]

That guy is a straight up.........STUD!!!! :nod:

He definitely has deep pockets.

 

[bargainshunter]

Exploits

He definitely has deep pockets.

I don't have a all time favorite but I am most enviest of Yaletownguy's present exploits

That guy is a straight up.........STUD!!!! :nod:

where can i get to read his exploits ?

 

[Trevor2136]

Sounds interesting, Hatrick is still my local hero though.

 

[Unpossible]

Hatrick without a doubt.

 

[HankQuinlan]

Chester Brown. "Paying for It" is the graphic novel based on his adventures when he decided he didn't want a girlfriend. It has been referenced on this board previously when it was published last year. Funny, and sad, and made me cringe with recognition. It mentions TERB, by the way....and Sook-Yin Lee is a character (herself, as his last girlfriend).

 

[Ms. Yoko Anna]

Isn't LAG still everyone's hero???

Agree.
Someone like him, just think about what he would say makes you giggle, is rare and quite needed in a society.

 

[Pirate Code2]

I'd like him better if he could correctly use the word you're instead of your.

 

[yaletownguy]

Fantastic book!

Chester Brown. "Paying for It" is the graphic novel based on his adventures when he decided he didn't want a girlfriend. It has been referenced on this board previously when it was published last year. Funny, and sad, and made me cringe with recognition. It mentions TERB, by the way....and Sook-Yin Lee is a character (herself, as his last girlfriend).

 

[tantalizeme]

That freaking rascal Thommo!

I see—Thommo has posted his new and final diary.

Escape 9 reports his 2012 trip to the Philippines. http://www.whorist.com/sex-diaries-thailand-philippines-list

Not that, at age 75, Thommo plans to give up sex touring—but, he promises, “hand written diaries will stop , ‘ThommoTalks’ video series begins…”

Too bad, in a way. Thommo writes like a fiend, in a distinctive stream-of-consciousness style. And, looking at those photos of luscious Filipinas included in the Escape 9 diary…. ah, let me quickly go and rub one off!

I just love Thommo’s “Never give up” attitude, the way he hangs tough in situations of adversity and rejection. When I read about his frustrations—often followed by sudden breakthroughs—I remind myself: just cut your losses, don’t lose heart, roll with the punches, and stay on course!

I confess: Thommo is the #1 inspiration of my current life. Lately I’ve been so immersed in printouts of his “diaries,” “stories” and “waffles” that at times, his world seems more real than my immediate surroundings. I love being privy to this man’s observations—his perceptive, restless, ever-suspicious mind.

What’s now become one of my favorite slogans was stolen directly from Thommo: “Worth a try!”

Can’t imagine Thommo ever had a hungrier reader than me—hungry for his wisdom, addicted to his cheekiness, humor and irreverence. I’ve dug up uncanny treasures from the innards of his www.whorist.com website. Cheers me up to no end to read what’s possible for a smiling guy in his 60s or even mid-70s—with the right approach.

Thommo has certainly put dangerous ideas into my brain. My immediate social circle doesn’t know it yet—but I'm undergoing a massive inner transformation as I’m reading his overseas sex reports. I’m vowing never to let any one woman control my agenda. No more putting up with female mood swings! No more appeasement! No more groveling!

Pumped full of Thommo’s approach to life I told my GF yesterday, “The gloves are off, baby. No more Mr. Nice Guy. I’m telling you, you're looking at a big bad wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

“Yeah,” she grinned. “A wolf in sheep’s clothing…with a big cock.”

Two brief quotes from Thommo:

“I intend to relax, slow down, but at same time get Vella’s cock sucking lips back where they belong… on my frail, 70+ yr old, wrinkled cock.” (from Escape 3)

“They think they win, but for my money they lose, cause they lose my respect. And without respect who are you?” (from Escape 4)

 

[badbadboy]

Truthfully, it's me actually. My favourite pooner is me and its all about my personal enjoyment.

Others enjoyment or conquests etc mean jack shit to me.

Carry on.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

pierre woodman

there's times when he's doin' the piledriver on some young gal that looks like goldilocks when he looks like a big hairy gorilla :thumb:

 

[Caramel]

from his site:

These kind of girls are mostly obtainable for US$25/50 all night , eg , 8pm to 8am.

spend all that airfare to go fudge some desperate foreign little girls...ugh lol

 

[tantalizeme]

spend all that airfare to go fudge some desperate foreign little girls...ugh lol

Thanks, Jenna*, for the thought. Obviously not everyone sees this the same way.

Is it really just wasting airfare money to "fudge" desperate foreign girls—or taking one's pooning dollar to exotic destinations where it's most needed and appreciated?

 

[vancity_cowboy]

spend all that airfare to go fudge some desperate foreign little girls...ugh lol

yeah, some would rather spend it buying $1,200 purses... made by desperate foreign little girls :doh:

 

[InTheBum]

I'd have to go with Hamster...that guy was the best reviewer ever on perb!!!! No one even comes close...

 

[lenny]

I'd have to agree that Thommo seems like an excellent read in a number of ways.
I intend to check out his site.