My Experiences Pooning: KTV/Sauna

[jimbo88]

Well let me start off by saying that I just recently joined this site and it has been an excellent resource tool. Since I don't have much experience with the local scene in Vancouver, I thought I would write about my experiences overseas as my contribution to this site to gain my rep points

A bit about myself, I moved to Canada when I was very young and I am in my late teens early twenties. I'm Asian, and speak fluent Cantonese/English. I just wanted to write about my experiences in Asia and a few MP's locally.

Let me start off with my experiences in Taiwan,

It was my first time going to Taiwan a few years ago, I have a few friends there and they were always telling me about various KTV's they go to with their older brothers and what not. Since I only have a younger brother, I didn't have anyone to take me to anything like this. They would show me pictures of the KTV rooms that were quite large and them holding/hugging/grabbing various girls. KTV in the traditional sense are Karaoke bars/rooms and depending on what type of KTV you go to some will have girls where you pay for them to sit with you. In Taiwan, they usually charge by the hour. I went a total of 5-6 times when I was in Taiwan. Let me tell you guys, the first time I stepped in to a place like this it was mind blowing. From the outside, the building looked like a dump that was super run down. Stepping out of the car, I started questioning my friend if he was sure this place was good. He assured me and we went in, it was on the top floor and as soon as the elevator door opened, I thought I stepped into a different universe. There were about 10 bell boys/servers standing at the front bowing down as soon as we entered and everyone greeted us. There were 6 of us and it was our first times except one of us who has been there a handful of times with his brother. His brother gave my friend the mamasans number and name so he was able to arrange it all for us. They gave us a very big room, seemed almost overwhelming. It has a big projector screen tv, personal washroom and could easily fit 20-30 people in that room. From what I was told, it was the VIP room. I'm sure my friends brother prepared everything for him before we arrived.

The server came in and asked us what we wanted to drink. In Asia, it is usually common to have mixes i.e. Chivas (whiskey) with green tea or red tea. As usual, they offer 'deals' like buy 1 get 1 free when in reality you paid the same price as you would if you went to the liquor store or bar and bought 2 bottles. That's fine, I guess everyone needs to make money some how. Let me just say the service is excellent, they also had bell boys come in and give everyone hand towels and servers came in with a large tray of fresh fruit. You can also eat in KTV but the food is not the best as expected. Within a few minutes the first girl came in and since I was the "guest" she sat with me first. At this KTV, they didn't have a lineup in the traditional sense. Basically what happens is each girl comes in and sits down beside the guy. Within 5-10 mins we each had a girl beside us. Let me just say one thing. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, these girls are sooo hot. Taiwanese girls are known for their skinny legs and in general being super skinny. They all came in wearing a two piece uniform that was essentially a bikini top with a short skirt bottom.

Usually what happens is, if you don't like the girl for whatever reason (not fun to hang out with, bad conversation, ugly, not your type etc etc) you can switch every 10-15 mins. For the most part all the girls were at a minimum 7.5/10 (please keep in mind that I have very very high standards when it comes to girls, most people would rate these girls a 10/10 if you go pooning in Vancouver because of the lack in choice here). There were a few 8.5's in the room. I felt my girl was an 8. I deducted marks because she had weird teeth when she smiled and straight cut bangs since I don't really like that. I also deducted marks since she didn't have very large breasts, I give it a big A. I'm a huge boobie fan. However, she was skinny and had beautiful legs with a cute face.

The best thing about Asia is being able to smoke inside. There is nothing like smoking/drinking have girls around you and hanging out with your close friends. Like could not get better than that. Unlike clubs/lounges in North America, they have dices there in a cup and there are many different types of games you can play to decide who drinks etc. In Chinese it's called "Sick Jong" which is 5 dice and a cup and you play various games. Most of the time I was playing with my girl and my friends since I'm not into singing at all. Thirty minutes or so later, one of the bell boys come in and knock on the wall and dimmed all the lights. This meant it was "SHOWTIME". This is probably one of the best parts of KTV, all the girls start taking off the clothes slowly, essentially it's like a lap dance in North America and it lasts for around 2-3 songs before they get naked but they keep their thongs on. These girls are good at what they do, grind on you, tease you, kiss your ears etc. You never want it to end and before you know it the lights go back on.

I got tired of playing with my girl so I opted to change up to someone with bigger boobs and had a more 'sexy' face instead of 'cute'. Mamasan was able to find me a girl that fit the bill exactly, she was about 4'11 and prob weighed 90lbs but had bigger boobs. It was probably a 30B or so but looked nice on her small body. Most of the girls there are young between the ages of 19-22. It is not uncommon for the girls to be in University and do this part time. It was getting pretty late and the night was coming to an end since it was almost 4am before we called it quits and my friend who brought us to the KTV asked me if I wanted to take my girl home (for an extra fee of course). At that point, I had stayed up for a total of 40 or so hours since I landed that morning and didn't sleep on the flight to Asia so I turned down the offer. However, none of my friends would let me turn it down, they pretty much forced me to take her home with me since all of them were doing it. We got the bill and left. I don't know how much the total came out to since my friend paid for the whole thing. It is a customary thing to let the host pay since it was his city and he will fight you for the bill. I suspect the bill was around $7,000 CDN since we were at one of the more well known KTV's in Taiwan

Back at the hotel, my girl basically jumped on me as we were walking through the door. We did the normal shower together and in the bed we go. Started out with BBBJ. At this point I was exhausted so I pretty much let her do the work. She was a true spinner by definition, I could threw her around and pretty much did her in every position. Wow was she flexible as well, she did the splits and everything. Since I was so tired, I pretty much just did the deed and finished off. She wanted to spend the night but I turned her down and told her to leave. Next morning when I woke up she sent me a text telling me the great time she had and wanted to see me again.

We all met up in the restaurant in the hotel the next day for brunch in reality we had our first meal at 4pm as we were out late the previous night. All of us had something to say about our girls and what not. We basically sat around to shoot the shit and relax before going for a much need massage.


TBC...



Also on the agenda, partying in:

Macau
Mainland China
Hong Kong

 

[87112]

You know its pretty cruel to tell us this when we just endured more than month of rain and no money to go there.

 

[jimbo88]

Looks like tantalizeme has some new competition

I wouldn't say that. I don't poon that much and I've only really started in the last couple years or so. For me, it's more about having a great time drinking and hanging out with friends instead of the sex aspect of it. It's hard to turn down sex when there is a 100-500 girl line up.

 

[tantalizeme]

Welcome aboard!

At that point, I had stayed up for a total of 40 or so hours since I landed that morning and didn't sleep on the flight to Asia so I turned down the offer. However, none of my friends would let me turn it down, they pretty much forced me to take her home with me since all of them were doing it. We got the bill and left. I don't know how much the total came out to since my friend paid for the whole thing. It is a customary thing to let the host pay since it was his city and he will fight you for the bill. I suspect the bill was around $7,000 CDN since we were at one of the more well known KTV's in Taiwan

Back at the hotel, my girl basically jumped on me as we were walking through the door. We did the normal shower together and in the bed we go. Started out with BBBJ. At this point I was exhausted so I pretty much let her do the work. She was a true spinner by definition, I could threw her around and pretty much did her in every position. Wow was she flexible as well, she did the splits and everything. Since I was so tired, I pretty much just did the deed and finished off. She wanted to spend the night but I turned her down and told her to leave. Next morning when I woke up she sent me a text telling me the great time she had and wanted to see me again.

Hey Jimbo,

You've instant credibility here—I've a sense we'll get fine reviews from you!

As a regular visitor to Asia myself, I welcome your overseas reports. You're right, the girls they're sending aren't generally the cream of the crop—but then, experience counts for a lot in my book. I find, personally, that youthful innocence wears thin pretty quickly.

Love your detailed account of the Taipei (?) KTV experience—though a bill of $7000 CDN seems exorbitant for a few hours of softcore frolicking! Did you communicate with the girls in English, or did they understand Cantonese? And the girl you took home for the romp "in every position"—after going without sleep for 40 hrs!—how much did you tip her?

You inspire me to dig out my travel diary. Here's an entry about a Beijing karaoke bar, just for comparison's sake:

It's Saturday night...My Beijing friend and his brother-in-law take me to a backstreet karaoke bar that looks sleazy from the outside, but is quite elegant inside—very much a place for local Chinese guys. Incongruously, but like so many places in Beijing, the place is guarded by a motionless, stern-looking soldier. My friend's brother-in-law, who got there first, already has 3 girls waiting for us. I get introduced to ZhenZhen, the prettier of the three, a 22-yr-old student from Hunan province, with a perfect body and sweet face. I dance with her a bit in the small space, and we sing a popular Teng Lijun song together. My friends drink a lot and sing quite a few duets with their girls; the Chinese sure enjoy karaoke!

Then my friend asks if I like ZhenZhen and, when I say yes, he takes her outside to the corridor to negotiate on my behalf. He tells me she'd come back to my hotel but only stay for sex and then leave. We walk past the soldier to take a taxi. In the hotel room I shower quickly, alone. After a very long solo shower ZhenZhen hops into the bed where I'm waiting. Our communication is rudimentary but she opens her legs willingly. I kiss her lovely au naturel pussy and lick her superclean starfish—then slip on a condom, lube up and bang her for about 10 min. I'm way too big for her, but she doesn't push me away (though she later tells me she felt a little pain). Her tightness feels amazing.

Initially ZhenZhen says she'd go home. I ask if she's afraid, and she says yes, "Wo pa!" She says men she meets in the karaoke bar where she works often treat her badly. But when she finds me friendly and tender she feels comfortable about staying till morning. Lying beside her wonderful smooth lovely body—inhaling the fresh fragnrance of her skin—I've sublimely sweet fantasies. She doesn't get much sleep, with me touching her for hours—but she doesn't complain nor pull away.

After an electrifying night of frequent cuddling I start initiating sex again—but, understandably, she gently says, Xia ge ci ("Next time"). She gives me her number. I give her the requested ¥500 (about $80) plus a ¥100 tip. We share breakfast in the hotel restaurant, and she leaves by taxi, hugging me affectionately goodbye.

That's Asia—a far cry from the reality we face here, where a night with an SP goes for $1000 or more—though with many Asian SPs it can be $500 or less. Still WAY too much, for my liking.

Look forward to reading your reports about Macao, HK & Mainland China, Jimbo. Happy pooning.

 

[jimbo88]

Macau
Macau is probably one of my favorite places. For those of you that haven’t been there before, you can think of it as Asia’s own Las Vegas. All the major hotels from Vegas are in Macau such as MGM, Wynn, Venetian etc etc. As a side note, I read in the paper on the plane ride over that Macau is actually pulling in more revenue that Las Vegas. We decided to take the helicopter service from Hong Kong to Macau which is about 15 mins versus ferry ride that takes an hour. Macau is the most well known place for pooners in Asia. It is easily accessible for many people in China and close to Hong Kong. Similar to Taiwan and pretty much all parts of Asia, they have KTV’s there but what’s different is the “saunas” they have in Macau. For this section I will talk about the saunas and leave my KTV experience for later. You can get the “dragon coupon” (direct translation) at the ferry terminal in Hong Kong which is ranges from $1000HKD ($130 CDN) to $2000(HKD) depending on the quality of sauna you want to go to. We opted to go to 18 sauna as that one usually has the most girls and is probably one of the most well known in Macau.

There were six of us and we were standing inside the hotel lobby waiting for the elevator to go up to 18 sauna. Once the door opened, we were greeted with friendly staff and led to the change room area. In the change room, there were friendly servants helping us organize our clothes and putting in the locker. When you walk into 18 from the change room area there is a big open Jacuzzi/hot tub area. Behind there were some men getting their back scrubbed by some girls in their bikini’s (payed service) or you could shower yourself. The girls there looked like a 5-6/10 at best. Moving on there was the steam and sauna rooms. After that there was the area where you strip out of the towel you are in and you get changed into shorts and a t-shirt provided by the sauna. At 18, they have “showtimes” every 30-45mins and we just missed ours so we went into the rest area where they have free food and drinks and lazyboy style couches with LCD TV’s everywhere. It’s essentially an area where you can rest for 24/7 if you wanted. You basically pay an entrance fee to go into the sauna but you can stay as long as you want but you will be charged once every 24 hours.


Just got called and have a meeting to go to so I will continue on after since I don't want to save this on my local computer

T

 

[jimbo88]

So to continue on...

The great thing about Asia is you can smoke anywhere. Every 30 - 45 mins there is "showtime" which is when all the girls come out and do a line up for you by the pool/jacuzzi area @ 18 spa. When you hear the music playing you first go to the sauna/steam room and on top there is a stage with dance polls where you will see the girls do a strip show which is just an appetizer for later on. After that show comes the line up of girls. They come out single file and they all have numbers on them. I forget which numbers represent what but for ex. 1XX girls are model quality and can be from anywhere 2XX are from China 3XX are white girls 6XX is Vietnamese etc etc. Usually the model girls are around $100 HKD more than the rest. The best time to go to any spa is around 8pm when the place is in full force and pretty much all the girls are there. It was a fun experience there were over 100-150 girls in the line up. All of them are 8's 9's and even a few 10's. At 8pm it gets really really crowded and you need to pick fast before your girl gets chosen. I recommend those that go for the first time to see one showtime and wait for the next one before choosing. Once you know how everything works it makes it alot easier. Remember the girls number and talk to the Manager/daddysan and tell them you want that girl. You will go downstairs and the girls will come in shortly. I remember vividly when I was waiting the manager came back in and asked me if I wanted some random Japanese condom for an extra 100HKD he played the "all your friends got it card(there were 6 of us)" so I decided I will try it as well. The more I thought about it the more it didn't make sense. Later on I asked my friends if the manager said the same thing to them and they started laughing because nobody wanted to get it but we all fell for his trap (HAHA!!)


Anyways, the room has a bed, mirrors on the walls and ceilings. The shower area has a big couch there for guests to lay down on. The girl I chose was a real spinner with C cup natural tits with a cute smile. She was such a sweetheart she was in her early 20's which was roughly the same age as me. The conversations were fun and engaging. We got on the couch with a piece of cloth over it for sanitary reasons and she proceeded to give me a body scrub with her tits and etc. She had a bowl of white powder and sprayed water on it. It was the gooey stuff clear solution that you see in the AV film that they use when they give body massages. It was the coolest thing ever having this girl give you a boob job and then sucking you. We finished up there and proceeded to the bed where she told me to lay down and gave me BBBJ. My usual process is 69 just to do an inspection making sure there are no rashes or bumps before we go in. She was excellent at what she was doing. Her kitty was partially shaved but not all the way. In Asia, Chinese men don't like a shaved kitty. If you have a shaved kitty pretty much no one will touch you. Being Canadianized, I actually prefer a shaved kitty but one that is neatly trimmed is fine as well. We did all the positions and it was so easy to toss her around. Right before I left she gave me her number and told me to call her later after her shift as she wanted to meet up and possibly spend the night with me.


The most mind blowing part about 18 is the line up of girls. It's very international in terms of the types of girls there are, however must of them are from mainland China. Have you ever watched the scene in Rush Hour 2 with Jacky Chan and Chris Tucker when they go to the massage parlour and they had a line up of girls? It was like that but a million times crazier!!!!! Macau is a very safe place to go for tourist as they pretty much rely on tourist to survive! It's also a very international city, people from everywhere in the world go there. All I have to say is, think of the 70-80's in Vegas when it was a taboo adult land and that is what Macau is today.


Next on the list: China!!

Regards,

Jim

 

[winky32]

Can't wait, I'll be heading to HK, DG, and Shenzhen in Mainland China in a few weeks and this is a good reminder of the fun times to be had!