My dog is now officially a POONER

[TotallyTouchin]

Or a pooner Ho.

We've been waiting for my dog (he's a 2.8 lb chihuahua), to get to a certain age so that he is wanting to hump things.

Well.....HE WANTS TO HUMP THINGS. Anything. Your foot. The table. The side of the table. The back of the table. The carpet. The sofa. The side of the sofa. His bed. Lets put it this way...you've got it.....HE'LL HUMP IT.

Now. I can hear people saying "CHOP HIS BALLS OFF!"....but this dog is a show dog (for real....he's won ribbons and been to shows and is needs to be unfixed to do so)....has not sired any puppies yet but he is laying in wait.

My little girl dog...who is fixed...also a tiny little baby....gives him blowjobs as previously mentioned. I have come to terms with the blowjob action because I know once he gets started humping, he'll be too tired to get his GFE bbjs from her anymore.

So now he has his first date with a "bitch". Their puppies have already been pre-sold (one to the lady at my tanning salon)....and I'm feeling all maternal.

I wish my pooner dog all the best in his humping career. May his bent little cock satisfy many a bitch.

Maybe she'll post a review....but looks? I think he's a 10. And I never give out tens

Wish my pooner dog luck!

 

[PerazziDave]

A Boner Chihuahua

Well I'll be damned, I've always heard of a Boner Chihuahua now there's proof they do exsist. Thanks Tiff for proving the myth right.

PD

 

[Ron Jeremy Jr.]

HUH?? What the...???

My little girl dog...who is fixed...also a tiny little baby....gives him blowjobs as previously mentioned. I have come to terms with the blowjob action because I know once he gets started humping, he'll be too tired to get his GFE bbjs from her anymore.

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Its True!

AND I have witnesses! The little ho dog well....this thread explains it.....I know it is disturbing. Please remove all children from the room or any dog that could be influenced negatively by my ho dog and her actions. Pooner dog is primed (I think) and ready. I just don`t want to watch this. And the screwed up thing is he gets $1000! for not even an hour but just one shot! Five minutes with him and you`re out a g-note. Go pooner dog GO! The damn dog cost more to bang than any of the hot girls I know, Oh well. Out done by the pooner dog. I get my hair done every 3 weeks, I tan every second day, I get my nails done every two weeks, I buy cute outfits and high heels, I go to yoga and work out and still.....the pooner Ho dog is making more money per hour than me! All he does is eat and poo......and I pick up the poo! This is a total jip......What can you do?????? The dog is a Ron Jeremy pooner.....high demand. Okay...off to go walk the golden cock dog.....

Here is the girl ho dog thread. She is free. Maybe the market is changing.............


https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60081

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Correct......

HOWEVER....after todays events (I won't go into details...him banging the other chihuahua like there is no tomorrow...ears back.......very concentrated......serious "buisness man"...we call him the "hammer man" though")...maybe now he will BECOME a pooner dog with his money!

I've seen him giving this min-pin the old dirty dog eyeball at the doggie park in yaletown.

And the pom? Well for christmas she got a one piece pink tracksuit on it with rhinestones and stuff and she still can't get his attention. He wants the bitches he can "knock up" and "knock the booties" with.

Oh well. Fluffer and arm candy she will be and he will be the bread winner of the family.

Did you know that there is a big talent agency for your dogs? Well, the breeder who had her little chihuahua banged by my professuonal ho-dog gave me the card.....appparently she worked for them and "he's got talent"!

I can see it now.

I retire from the Foc Den due to the fact that I have a $1000 a shot, movie start 3 pound chihuahua and I sit around eating bon bons all day while he gets laid and my fluffer dog continues to get him set for his big career.!

Nah. I'll still work at the Foxy Den. I don't mind taking a back seat to my "hammer man".

 

[visiting]

Tiffany....


So I guess if someone has a bitch for your hammer, they are going to have to call you or Steve, for some "Hammer time"?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rar6MO9ybC0

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Yup....

We`re just one big happy family.

THE HAMMER-1000 DOLLAR A POP-MAN, the free fluffer ho-dog, me Totally Touchable and Bonkers Tiffany fox and STEVE https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60606

I think we make a great team. Go professional humper dog go! Maybe STEVE will start taking his messages too!

Life is so crazy funny sometimes!

xox

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

I have a Great Dane that has been in heat twice and is all in reproductive order. Are you stud fees limited to small breeds?

 

[mick_eight]

I have a Great Dane that has been in heat twice and is all in reproductive order. Are you stud fees limited to small breeds?

I have a step ladder for sale. Cheap

 

[Avery]

I have a step ladder for sale. Cheap

That takes care of one problem. Now, what about the penis enlargement pills?

 

[athaire]

Sooo anyone got a bitch in heat that needs "Hammer time" while they get close to "Touchable Tiff"? Kind of like double dating......

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Should I start to become threatened?

Its all good that my dog is off hoing now.

BUT I am starting to become threatened that my man-ho dog is making more money in 20 minutes than I make in an hour!

I'm trying not to let my pride get the best of me but I just got ANOTHER phone call for his "services" for his "1000 dollar a 20 minute humpty dance" and I gotta say, I'm looking at the little bastard and going like "damn.....you're starting to become the bread-winner here".

So.....little KEVIN will continue to hump his way to the top. Don't be surprised if I retire soon.......after all...its every girls' dream to have a 2.8lb man taking care of them.

He's the ho and now I'm a pimp. Maybe Kevin can buy me a caddilac to cruise in. Crazy man-whore dog. Oh...I think he's ringing the bell for his din din......gotta run......wouldn't want the "bread winner" to be disgruntled!

 

[Mr.O]

Small dog is good!

Its all good that my dog is off hoing now.

BUT I am starting to become threatened that my man-ho dog is making more money in 20 minutes than I make in an hour!

I'm trying not to let my pride get the best of me but I just got ANOTHER phone call for his "services" for his "1000 dollar a 20 minute humpty dance" and I gotta say, I'm looking at the little bastard and going like "damn.....you're starting to become the bread-winner here".

So.....little KEVIN will continue to hump his way to the top. Don't be surprised if I retire soon.......after all...its every girls' dream to have a 2.8lb man taking care of them.

He's the ho and now I'm a pimp. Maybe Kevin can buy me a caddilac to cruise in. Crazy man-whore dog. Oh...I think he's ringing the bell for his din din......gotta run......wouldn't want the "bread winner" to be disgruntled!

All I can say is "thank God he's a Chihuahua & not a Great Dane"!

 

[rollerboy]

He's the ho and now I'm a pimp. Maybe Kevin can buy me a caddilac to cruise in. Crazy man-whore dog. Oh...I think he's ringing the bell for his din din......gotta run......wouldn't want the "bread winner" to be disgruntled!

Didn't you swear off drinkin' and posting? Besides, you're his bitch, not his pimp.

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Oh I beg to differ on both accounts Rollerboy!

Yes, I may be his bitch BUT I am also his pimp because I book him his calls and I take his money....now that's Big Pimpin. I got the feather in my hat, the caddy gassed up and I'm ready to take my man-whore dog off to bang some broads!

And swearing off posting while loaded?

Is there any other way to post? Come on! That's just insanity! No no. I say the more loaded you are...the better the posts are.....or at least the better you THINK the posts are. I encourage everyone to post whilst loaded. They become very insightful in my opinion.

 

[rollerboy]

Oh I beg to differ on both accounts Rollerboy! Yes, I may be his bitch BUT I am also his pimp because I book him his calls and I take his money....now that's Big Pimpin. I got the feather in my hat, the caddy gassed up and I'm ready to take my man-whore dog off to bang some broads!

Bitch, I so love it when you beg.

 

[TotallyTouchin]

I may be a BITCH but I'm a SELECTIVE bitch....

Only to small animals who pee on my hardwood and make $1000 for 5 minutes of humping. Also a bonus if you chew on my favorite shoes or my phone charger. Then hell yeah! I'm your bitch!