My dog is a ho!

[TotallyTouchin]

Ok. This is very disturbing. My sweet little gorgeous pomeranian who is pampered in every respect.....down to wearing booties and hot little outfits and riding in louis vuitton carrriers and going to the damn dog spa....BUT she

HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A FREE HO.

Now keep in mind...she is monogamous. About a year ago for her birthday she got a teacup chihuahua male who was supposed to keep her occuppied to play with.

WELL.

One of my favorite people who happens to be a "friend"....and he knows who he is.....witnessed her first "hoing" exxxperience". She gave the chihuahua a blow job.

He and I were on my sofa, kissing and cuddling and all of a sudden we look up and the chihuahua has his little cock thing out and the pom is licking it like a damn tootsie pop!

Well, we are both scarred for life. The bare back blowjob was a damn fine job for a newbie.

AND NOW it has become their gig. He humps her face and she gives him a blowjob.

Now I may have a part in this as when I was working independantly I did sometimes with SOME people allow her to watch but seriously (which was creepy cause it was like she was taking notes or something)....when your one dog starts giving your OTHER dog blow jobs....you've got problems.

Maybe its the pink outfits and the matching booties. Maybe its watching me.....well....you know. Maybe its that his cock is just slammed in her face but I got to tell you....this dog blow job thing is getting out of hand.

The scary part is that I think she enjoys giving him head more than half the girls I have worked with before liked giving head to their clients!

Invervention??????

I'll have to ask the guru.....he'll know the answer....he's seen my chihuahua's bent cock....... I think we all need therapy........the guru included. The good news is that the chihuahua has 2 other girlfriends.....my pink bunny slippers. He seems very attached to humping them. This dog gets some ACTION!

Ok. I'm off to walk my babies and convince my little girl to choose a new profession. Or at least to take it easy on the bare back blowjobs.....

TTFox

 

[JustAGuy]

About a year ago for her birthday she got a teacup chihuahua male who was supposed to keep her occuppied to play with.

Sounds to me like they've just expanded the definition of "play" and as you state, that IS what he's there for, right?

 

[cory2000]

Now I may have a part in this as when I was working independantly I did sometimes with SOME people allow her to watch but seriously (which was creepy cause it was like she was taking notes or something)....when your one dog starts giving your OTHER dog blow jobs....you've got problems.

TTFox

This part reminds me of an ex of mine. She had this little dog who would sneak into the bedroom and jump up on the bed while we were getting freaky. It was bad enough that we would look up and see these big brown eyes staring at us, obviously wonderring WTF were we doing. BUT it was even worse the one time I was doing DATY and the little bugger jumped up and started licking my balls from behind. Talk about something spoiling the moment. To this day whenever I am performing DATY that little thought comes back.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Pictures Tiff, I need pictures!! I have never seen Pom Porn before. I think going forward, however, you should get some condoms for the other dog.

 

[alongcamejohn]

Do they also do it doggie style? Does she swallow or spit?

 

[gravitas]

Maybe you guys can do a duo, there's always some kinky fucker that would pay top dollar for a new experience!

I'd fork over an extra red to show my pup a good time When can we come over?

This part reminds me of an ex of mine. She had this little dog.....licking my balls from behind

it was a cat that an ex of mine that caused me lots of grief in the bed room......it started when I would sleep over at her place and the little furball would plant its crusty ass between us on the bed and pretty much imbedded its claws into the comforter so you couldn't even lift it out of the way.....then during sex it would hop up onto her dresser and just hiss and hiss while I was pounding away.....was always a little worried that if I was doing her mistress doggy style the cat would see my nut sack hanging down and thing it was a lumpy mouse and pounce

 

[JustCallMeR]

Thanks Tiffany!

With all of the Pre-Christmas stress, I really needed the laugh!

 

[Mr Blonde]

has the chihuahua ever posted bitching about the pomeranian's ineptness at keeping appointments and showing up on time, or is the pomeranian's puntuality and quality of service second to none?

 

[tianna]

I second that

Thanks Tiffany!

With all of the Pre-Christmas stress, I really needed the laugh!

I laughed tears in my eyes when I read this....

 

[shapeshifter]

We need a review from the chihauhau!!

 

[TotallyTouchin]

Well.....

I have spoken with my close "friend" who witnessed my little girls first BBBJ.

He says he can't get the mental image out of his head.....and I don't blame him.

The good news is that the pink slippers are keeping the pooner dog amused at the moment and my ho dog is laying in wait.

You can tell that the BBBJ is good when his ears go all the way back though. Thats when things go from GFE to PSE.......

I think if he'd have to review her he'd say that she is really hot (always scrubbed, kind of a "spinner....3 lbs....has lots of sexy outfits) and is generally not only ON TIME but is the one initiating the ACTION......

As far as a duo partner, believe it or not, this ho dog spent the night sleeping on one of my favorite "friends" crotches! We had a little sleepover party and he told me it was the longest action he had all night! Actually we talked about it today and he reminded me about her interest in his crotch. I guess she is my duo partner.

SOOOOO, if Carman allows 3lb spinner pomeranian foxes who give up excellent BBBJS at the drop of a hat, I say don't hestitate to book an appointment with Totally Touchable Dirty Little Sophie Fox. She works for free! Even Hatrick can't beat that! I don't even think she'd mind the flashlight.....

 

[aznboi9]

BUT it was even worse the one time I was doing DATY and the little bugger jumped up and started licking my balls from behind. Talk about something spoiling the moment. To this day whenever I am performing DATY that little thought comes back.

LMAO! That's hilarious.