Swan lake was a shit show from my experience. At the first moment of walking in with a group of friends we were immediately swarmed by a large pack of ladies. We barely had anytime to relax and check out the lineup as we were getting lady-handled to go with the first person who grabbed on to you. They were dropping lines like (Yes baby, I show you good time, come this way).
I tried my best to focus instead of randomly taking the first lady who grabbed you while getting dazed and confused in the flash bang that just exploded like my friends did. When my view started to clear up I could see that a good percentage of the ladies were not my type in the views department. Lots of Older aunties with body types that were just not my style.
After walking around the place I had a better time finding a lady that hit the right spot when it comes to looks and hopefully good enough skills. Cute, young, pretty good massage with a nice HE finish.
Its not that I dislike older woman Its just that I am so used to bait and switch not my style in the views department when it comes to older asian auntie types. It gets even worse when the massage ends up being pretty poor.
The shit show blew up even bigger when I noticed other random men walking around checking out the lineup. The rooms were paper thin. You could hear moaning and people slamming away. Privacy was pretty low on the scale at this place from my experience.
I know its not always about looks if the massage is good but more times then not its bad all the way for me when it comes to bait and switch older ladies. Poor massage In and out rushed deal with a jack hammer finish. If its someone I am not attracted to I dont see any point of fs. For swans if you ever adventure to Vancouver research is key. If you end up doing a walk in and want better views make sure to relax and tour the place instead of falling for the swarm like my friends did. I ended up lucky but thats not always the case when you pick randoms. One of my friends had this 60+ old auntie that was louder then the rest and very pushy to go with her. Could she have been the Mamasan? His session was pretty poor. Bad everything he said.
