Guys, I know you are all looking to the "next one" or that "diamond in the rough" on BP.
In reality they are very few and far between.
We spend so much time on this board asking about this girl and that girl. You know the ones. Untried, untested girls on BP with the pictures taken in a bathroom or the messy room with a mattress on the floor.
Why do this to yourselves?
I just got back from another visit with Victoria Jolie. I have seen 3 or maybe 4 SP's in my lifetime that when I leave, I am spent and on Cloud 9 for days. I actually feel guilty for not paying her more. From the wonderful, intelligent conversation to the playful teasing to the fabulous sex it is an experience that you need to have.
And for those of you who like to "crunch the numbers", believe me when I tell you that an hour or 2 with VJ is well more than worthwhile compared to what you get off BP.
Lets just say that if I,heaven forbid, get hit by a bus in the next few days, I will die a happy man.
For details see her ad in the advertising section.
(Am I Pumping her tires? Absofreakinlutely!)
In reality they are very few and far between.
We spend so much time on this board asking about this girl and that girl. You know the ones. Untried, untested girls on BP with the pictures taken in a bathroom or the messy room with a mattress on the floor.
Why do this to yourselves?
I just got back from another visit with Victoria Jolie. I have seen 3 or maybe 4 SP's in my lifetime that when I leave, I am spent and on Cloud 9 for days. I actually feel guilty for not paying her more. From the wonderful, intelligent conversation to the playful teasing to the fabulous sex it is an experience that you need to have.
And for those of you who like to "crunch the numbers", believe me when I tell you that an hour or 2 with VJ is well more than worthwhile compared to what you get off BP.
Lets just say that if I,heaven forbid, get hit by a bus in the next few days, I will die a happy man.
For details see her ad in the advertising section.
(Am I Pumping her tires? Absofreakinlutely!)
) I would easily give up my Playboy, Double Naught Spy lifestyle to make an honest woman of Ms. Jolie and settle down in that 1 room log cabin my Uncle Jed grew up in, where we would raise our 10 kids. I'd brew "shine" for the locals and we would raise free range chickens. I'd make hand carved lawn ornaments and she would make organic, hand-made soap that we would sell every Saturday at the local farmer's market.
