RANT about Calgary
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I haven't been to a MP in a long time.
I like the babes from Montreal. For $$$ you get one of those (more often than not) awesome babes from Montreal, you get an hour, a nice shower, a nice bed, LFK/DFK, lingerie, and did I mention your hour has 60 minutes? And often MSOG, BB you know what, shaved pussy, cute accent, etc.
The MPs are for the most part older chubbier and haggard and just not my idea of sweet and petite. And that hour at the MP will run at least $$.6 including the room, and a romp on a ricketty massage table. Blech! The
only thing the MPs are good for is impulse shopping
What bugs me most about MPs is the less attractive ones want to charge the same rate as the more attractive ones ... NOT! Fuck me, there was one at Blue Topaz after Pam left, I called her FrankenTitty because she had one of those move-the-nipple boob jobs that left scars all over her tits. OK you have my condolences but sheesh where is my discount??? I am pretty sure when you buy a Mercedes 500SL it costs more than a rusty 1988 Hyundai Pony!
If these "older" gals think they are worth $$.6, then I would say Mercedez from Mercedezgirls.com is worth about $$$$$$$$$$$$. (But Mercedez please don't charge that

!!! )
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