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friskyROOT

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You know, when you have one of those nights, and your looking and looking through the classifieds, seekig some womanly attention. It is Sat night, and your all revved up and no place to go.

And have you ever seen those adds that say, only one name, a number and an address, looks plain but it is just pleasure in disquise, awaiting your response.

Out of the blue, I said why the hell not, call the number, so I did. I asked what was the recession special, and the reply was $1.00 a minute, now this is sounding too good to be true scenerio. I asked the young lady to tell me a bit about herself, and she said I am black, and there are four others here to pick from.

I said, well that sounds great, I'll be right over, I verified the address, she said yes, thats right and off I went. Now the whole time driving there, I am trying to think of what if and no thanks, scenerios, you know, I still could not get over the too good to be true thought in my head. I cruise the neighbourhood, for a few blocks here and there, everything looks cool, so I find the door, and up to the 2nd floor I went.

As I approached, I could see a very professional looking massage sign, and I hear the voice of the woman I was talking to on the phone. I pop the door open and is greeted warmly by a tall beautiful black mama, with the smallest booty and must of been 38/40 DDD cups, all wrapped up in a firm ball of clothing.

She said hi, and please come in, follow me to this room, and off we went. We got into the room and she said here ya go, I'll be right back. I decided to play naive for a minute, the, "this is my first time", mode, and she said just take off all you clothes and lay down on the massage table. In the meantime it will be 30 buckaroos, gave her 40, she came back with my change.

She comes back, I jump on the table and she said just a sec, I have to take off my jacket, as see removes it, and the busty chest of hers came into light, I said , WOW!, She gigled and asked me if there was anything special that I wish to have done. I just hummed politely and did not hint at anything. She used hot oil to caress my skin, and has she rubbed me down, and gently stroked my ass and peri-anal region, she moaned. In minutes I was turned on and poking a hole through the table. She kept moaning, and I asked her if her name was naomi, you know, thats I moan spelled backwards, she laughed out loud and thought it was clever.

She kept caressing me with more hot oil, and it felt good, I was also keeping an eye on the time, or trying to but there was no clock in the room that I could find. So knowing the songs that were playing in the ambiance, I tried timing the whole thing. The more she rubbed the more she kept grabbing Mr Frisky, she finally said ok time to flip, and boing I did. Again she asked if there was anything special that she would like to do, but I cleverly reversed the question to her, and she thought that was amusing as well.

I inquired about pricing for a Happy Ending, and she said that will be 65 extra, I said no problem, and I also asked to unleash those beautiful set of door stoppers, and she didn't hesitate for a minute, and out they came.

I apoligized for my hand being a little cool, she said no problem. So here I am, in sensual bliss, I have no clothes on and the nicest, biggest ebony breast that I man could want, at the same time, in my hand. I also tweaked her booty, and gave her a little squeeze here and there.

Well as it is, all good things cum to an end, and I was totally satisfied with the service. Here is a very professinal looking massage parlour, with classy ebony babes running around, knowing how to please gentlemen. Fantastical! All the way home, as I drove, I kept saying outloud, holy shit man, I felt big natural ebony breast, you see it has been awhile since I had the feel of such items.

If you would like to know about this, please PM me, and I'll give you the details, etc.

A straight 10 across for me, and I will definetly be going back for seconds.
 
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friskyROOT

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MP - a - rama ~': REVISTED :'~

There was no doubt what I was going to do this Saturday night. I went back to my sweet little booty house, to be blissed with caressing, fondling and sensuality. And got more....
Funny how things unfold. I went in the middle of the afternoon, and waited for a few minutes outside, read the local times paper 24. Again I am scoping the area and the unfamiliar population habitual running around doing errands. As I wait I see a red car pulling up, and out put pops a tall skinny blonde woman, I have a glance at her gluts, and make a mental note of shape, form and functionality. She goes in the same outside door, and takes the elevator to 2nd floor. There are 2 offices on 2nd floor.

I wait another 20 minutes to see if any customers are coming out, none so far. Looks like a good time to go up, you see I just fininshed a chicken sub wrap from Subway. With shades on and a ball cap donned, I go in , catch the lift to floor 2 and walk through the door. I say hello, jymmi is back, where's that sweet mama Giselle.
She greets me at the door with words of warmth, the usual salutations and bedlam of cheers. She asked me what is my wish for today, and I replied; is the recession still on. She laughs and says yes, follow me. We go in a room, and I notice a clock on the wall, I am also looking for a heater to warm up my hands. I gave the allocated 1 dollar a minute for 30 minutes. She says get naked, and goes away to stash the deniros. She goes, I get naked, but I keep my socks on. For now on I will always keep socks on when in massage parlors. Personal choice.
She pops back in as I am sitting on the edge of the masseuse table, rubbing my hands to warm them up. Giselle comes right over and says if your hands are cold baby just put them on my booty, and they will warm up right away. She was right.

She gets close, stands between my legs and chat for a few minutes to get to know me better. She glances down at Mr Frisky, and starts rubbing me without oil. She really had a nice booty rack. small squeezeable, and perky looking.

She asked me right away, what would I like to start with, back or Frisky, I said a nice back massage would be great to start of with. She starts telling me about an obese man, and the verbal abuse she had to put up with because the man was a jerk, and by the sounds of it a creep as well. She wanted the man to shower before she began her routine, but the guy asked right away if he could go down on her, she politely said that it was her pussy, and I chose the linquist. The man was very offended at her for the shower suggestion. Basically she treats people the way she wants to be treated, and does not care for rudeness and her business relationaship. Apparently the man wrote a much un-substatuated reveiew on the net, which she had to get removed.

She chatted and rubbed, and I chatted and she rubbed for about 20 minutes. She asked me about specials, and this time I was going to be more proavtive about inquiries. Right off she asked what my budget is for the day, and you know it was hard to answer, because you know approximately how much they wish from you, but you do not to be cheap sounding as well. I told her, you know it is a very hard question to asked. She replied with a very smart answer, and told me that she shows alot of customer appreciation and will give breaks all the time. She beleives that it is good business pratice, keep customers returning for more. I have to agree.

Another recession special came my way, normally she will charge for a total nude hand job about 120, I got the discounted special to 80. Now that is a totaly nude R&T. I said let the games begin, I am yours and do me anyway you want to.

So she peeled away her clothes and thong, and man Frisky went froom slack to Staff, and milliseconds, holy shit, I am in heaven again. What else can a guy ask for, totally naked ebony chic, with a tight asss and 36/38 C cups ungulating like the thighs of a running horse, beautitful poetry in motion. She stroked and I kept squeezing her ass, as she went along, and I kept rubbbing the inside of her thigh, her legs kept getting wider and wider apart. I finally found the punanny of moisture, and gently rubbed it until it opened up. When I was getting close to exploding, she positioned herself in such a way that her leg was kocked up, and man did she have one of the nicest camel toes going. I took hold of that camel toe and gently stroked it, making her more wet. wet as a lake she was. She is clean shaven as well. I then reached the point of no return, and exploded a large load of stuff. She made me harder then glass.
She commented on my nice ass, and I returned the favour. I did a little booty shake for her, and she laughed. Trying to do some booty shaking like Beyounce is hard after an orgasm, that left me weak as a new born kitten. She thought that was harlarious.

She mentioned she had a new worker, that just started, back to the tall skinny blonde that I mentioned earlier. She introduced me to her on the way out, and she appears to have a nice body on her. I gave Giselle her mnuch rewarded reccession special and an extra tip for her social skills and kindly thanked her with a hug and a peck on each cheek.
I told her that she was a fantasy come true, she giggled, and I said, ya seriously, both times I come here, and I leave an very satisfied and happy man. She mentioned that the lady, (P), I was with last week was also bisexual. She also, (G), mentioned that she is willing to do outcalls as well, single and horny rascal she is. She has a night ass, because she was an athlete in her early days.

Would like to experince this gem of a place, PM me and I will direct you to a great experience.

Thanks to all who went to check out this massage parlour!
 
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lowqtus

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Doesn't help ANYONE if you don't log back in to check PM's

So how are we supposed to get the info if you don't check back to reply to your PM's??? :confused:
 

friskyROOT

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I check email once a day, usually in the evening after 5pm

For all those that venture to this place place leave comments, etc. It would be much appreciated.


Thanks

Frisky...
 

insync2you

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Why the need for PM

This is a site designed for those who partake in this Life Style. You visit a licenced massage parlour and rather than share the location or just the name we have to PM you. God I miss the old days on this site when the info flowed freely and the reviews were real, and people wonder why so many have left to go to another site.
 

Slpstream

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Locations

Hey guys just look for the classified ad in the Calgary sun that says "recession special" on 26 at sw
 

friskyROOT

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Thanks ...

Thanks Slpstream, and the rest of you guys, read your private messages or the SUN.
I do not mind sharing information with anyone, especially if it is a common hobby. Many times I have been provided with information from other pooners, lots of it good info, and if it helps to keep people from being ripped off, which I have experienced a few times, it is worth it.

Poon on my fellow comrades, play safe and report the bad, share the good!

We all have our favorite spots to go.
 

friskyROOT

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Frisky rides again....well almost

Hi gang,

This past Saturday, I once again partake in ebony booty, of the professional kind. I arrive at the place at 18:40, and to my dis belief it is closed, rats!
I try to think of a plan, and scour through my cell phone to find the number, I put the date and time together from a couple of weeks, 1+1 = 2, give Giselle a call.

When i call her, I ask her if she is up for a round of massage and tug, and she mentions that it has been dead all day, not one customer. Thats to bad I said, you mentioned something about out calls last time I seen you. Yes I do out calls as well, for me that is a no-no, because I have no out call to to out call to. Giselle being the sweetheart she is , asks where you at now, my replied was in th parking lot of your shop. No problem, I am 10 minutes away, we'll see ya soon. Yippee!

I wait and it is getting close to 7pm, I am sitting in the main parking lot, and the Liquor store man, comes out for a smoke, keeps looking at me. Maybe I am thinking that he thinks I am going to knock off his store, casing the joint before the heist. I decided that I will park on the side street, out of sight, out of mind. Anyways I do not need LE, asking me what I am doing there, especially with out of province license plates. Really got be situationally aware these days.

G shows up, and I pop out of my truck, we greet, and joke, and up to the 2nd floor we go. Take off my shoes, and into the room of pleasure we go. She takes off her coat and I notice that she is not wearing a bra, nice pokies stick out, thats for show, must be the size of my thumb. This time she says she has cold hands, no problem, you can warm them up on my ass this time. And she did.
She started with my back, and hot oil felt great. At first when we get the room, I mention that maybe I should massage you. Who massages the massager. Anyway after a few minutes she says, ok my turn, and she peels off her clothes, and that ebony body of dark delicate chocolate is revealed in the pale light of the room.

She hops up on the table and lays on her tummy. Wow! What an ass. I love the architecture of a womans ass, it is like poetry in motion when it is in motion. Kind of being blinded by science, instead it is kinesology.
So I get the oil out and start with her back, now I do have lots of experience with Shiastzu Massage techniques, ,all learned from Youtube of coarse. Need no matter, the end result is the same. Just feels dam good. I started with her neck, and worked my way done to her tail bone, grabbed all her limbs and stretched her out, did her legs and feet.

She rolled over and wow, there was the other half of bootyville. looked great man. Rubbed oil all over her front, occasionally stroking her shaved pussy, really gave her a good rub down and she was feeling good.
She jumped up off the table, and said that was great, lets finish your massage. I laid on my back and she oiled her hand, and gently stroked me. man, I was ready to get off right there, but I hung on to the conversation, and gently caressed her ass, and tata's. She opened up again to reveal her punanny, and I started to stroked her cherry. She said that it is hard for her to get off, so i said no worries. She then bent down to allow me to suckle her tit. I rolled that nipple with my tongue like it was a Maynards Wine Gum. After a bit, i decided to release and blow the biggest load that could. Giselle remarked how much it was, and I said, well, i have been saving this one for almost a week, just for you. She got a nice hot towel, and cleaned me up.

We got dressed, and that was one of the greatest sessions I have ever had. Where else can you get to massage an ebony chic, with nice tits and a firm ass. I went to wash my hands, and got dressed. Gave her the out call fee of 120 goat skins. Approximate time was almost an hour, never rushed, and very considerate. What else can I say.
She was waiting at home for an out call, in her red housecoat, gazing at the TV. Her friend called her to go to the Casino, but she decided not to go. Instead she spent time with me. She did have a new haircut as well, that made her look very chic.
 
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