So, I'm growing this 'stache okay.
Well, lets just say that it's been over 25 years since Jethro last had any facial hair so I guess I forgot that it might be a bit on the grey side. I'm in the Rexall and see this product called Just For Men for Beards and Moustaches so I buy some. Take it home and last night before my shower I mix it up and apply as directed. Wait 5 minutes and rinse in the shower, just like the instructions say.
I wake up this morning with the worst rash you could imagine all over my face where I had applied this shit!

I've been applying cortisone cream to it all morning but it still looks like I have some form of freakin' leprocy!
I was going to go visit an SP today but I think I'd scare her off.