The Porn Dude

Mostly Harmless

rollerboy

Teletubby Sport Hunter
Dec 5, 2004
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Had my eyes examined Tuesday. Apparently I am functionally blind in my left eye. No worries, my lovely optometrist, Dr. Katie, prescribed a contact lens and voila, clear vision.

Hopefully, no Perberts were harmed as a result of this previously unknown condition. To any pooners who lost life or limb, fleeing from the arms (fangs) of what they thought would be a winsome fairytale princess, please note that the next edition of the guide will be amended to read "mostly harmless."
 
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