Most epic Perb member aka our fellow perberts

[tymyshoe]

Man I would like to just say that this is not a hit piece and if anyone has offence ill take your name out.

In my time pooning. Ive always been alone haha, but since joining perb...if found people who love this shit just like myself. Ive written reviews, commented and ive gotten replies in private messages. There are people just like me!?

That being said, ive met some really interesting people. Even from time to time im searching providers or new endeavors only to find that theres a users comment that im starting to get familiar with their handle and writing style.

Then i get into these really insightful conversations that just blow my mind. Some of these people we have never talked, but their writings are just so amazing that really they should get paid for their positive reviews because my god did i ever find some excellent providers through them.


So that being said im puttings ome names out there as the all stars of perb for being so dam interesting and blazing the path and writing the letters back to the gang!

Who are your most interesting reads and veterans on perb?

Most interesting Man: helix1234
best writer: George Costanza

 

[Mr. J]

I'm gonna give my vote to Jethro Bodine. I've not interacted with him all that much, but he has tons of insight with his posts, regardless of the topic being discussed. As the man himself would say. Cheers!

 

[reader69]

Perbatory, whoever writes those

 

[badbadboy]

Man I would like to just say that this is not a hit piece and if anyone has offence ill take your name out.

In my time pooning. Ive always been alone haha, but since joining perb...if found people who love this shit just like myself. Ive written reviews, commented and ive gotten replies in private messages. There are people just like me!?

That being said, ive met some really interesting people. Even from time to time im searching providers or new endeavors only to find that theres a users comment that im starting to get familiar with their handle and writing style.

Then i get into these really insightful conversations that just blow my mind. Some of these people we have never talked, but their writings are just so amazing that really they should get paid for their positive reviews because my god did i ever find some excellent providers through them.


So that being said im puttings ome names out there as the all stars of perb for being so dam interesting and blazing the path and writing the letters back to the gang!

Who are your most interesting reads and veterans on perb?

Most interesting Man: helix1234
best writer: George Costanza

Great post!

A few of us used to get together either for lunch or a few pints after work. Sometimes the SP’s we saw would be there too. Just 2 of us or up to that eight people I think was the max who showed up once.

Good times and we would share intel on who to see. The SP’s who were there would be some of our long time favourites.

Even got into it role play once in a pub. I had a lovely SP who sat at a table across from us. I think I was the only guy who had seen her so it was funny watching these guys and hearing their comments as we were trying to chat her up.

The toughest part getting like minded people breaking the ice to see if they were into socializing about this thing of ours. Turned out there were a few of us that were right into intel sharing and getting together for a few laughs. Best thing was it wasn’t a place for locker room talk, just musing about life.

This hobby can be a lonely place sometimes. Can’t share with anyone outside of the industry. Finding friends within the hobby was a bonus for me.

 

[tymyshoe]

Great post!

A few of us used to get together either for lunch or a few pints after work. Sometimes the SP’s we saw would be there too. Just 2 of us or up to that eight people I think was the max who showed up once.

Good times and we would share intel on who to see. The SP’s who were there would be some of our long time favourites.

Even got into it role play once in a pub. I had a lovely SP who sat at a table across from us. I think I was the only guy who had seen her so it was funny watching these guys and hearing their comments as we were trying to chat her up.

The toughest part getting like minded people breaking the ice to see if they were into socializing about this thing of ours. Turned out there were a few of us that were right into intel sharing and getting together for a few laughs. Best thing was it wasn’t a place for locker room talk, just musing about life.

This hobby can be a lonely place sometimes. Can’t share with anyone outside of the industry. Finding friends within the hobby was a bonus for me.

Yeah i agree, cant really tell people this stuff even if you know dam well their pooning. I think thats awsome you guy and service providers too would get together. That sounds sweet. I wonder if this is how the service providers feel sometimes. I imagine its hard for them to have peers or talk honestly about whats going on.

im glad some people finally replied to my post. haha im trying to get people (service providers too) in a convos posting subjects and stuff.

 

[Wakeup]

who was the guy , oh Hat trick was the best, not sure what happened but he disappeared unfortunately .
not a good ending i presume Nice Harley .

 

[tymyshoe]

who was the guy , oh Hat trick was the best, not sure what happened but he disappeared unfortunately .
not a good ending i presume Nice Harley .

Well that handle hatrick is epicly remembered in the search bar but his exploits are hard to find or erased?

that one sounds interesting and sounds like he met some sort of end? everyone says "unfortunate end"?? dod he die or something?

 

[westwoody]

dod he die or something?

A serious stalker problem forced him off the internet.
He taught us an important lesson: be very careful what you post. Seemingly insignificant bits of information can be assembled into something dangerous.
There are people who do not approve of this activity and will destroy you if they can.
We hold him as the undisputed master but we also do not discuss him.

 

[tymyshoe]

A serious stalker problem forced him off the internet.
He taught us an important lesson: be very careful what you post. Seemingly insignificant bits of information can be assembled into something dangerous.
There are people who do not approve of this activity and will destroy you if they can.
We hold him as the undisputed master but we also do not discuss him.

holly fuck

 

[perbal rain]

Probably not what you're asking but I think Tantalizeme had the most singular, sex-brained posting style, and I think he treated his whole life like it was an extension of Perb. His efforts to normalize sex buying to people outside the hobby were as novel to me as his essay length reviews about every woman he saw on his Phillipines sex tours where he framed himself as a noble benefactor infusing cash into the local economy

Enjoyment rating: EXTREME

 

[angry anderson]

Probably not what you're asking but I think Tantalizeme had the most singular, sex-brained posting style, and I think he treated his whole life like it was an extension of Perb. His efforts to normalize sex buying to people outside the hobby were as novel to me as his essay length reviews about every woman he saw on his Phillipines sex tours where he framed himself as a noble benefactor infusing cash into the local economy

Enjoyment rating: EXTREME

Yes. He was special. I remember one post where he got into an argument with a disgruntled lady on the board. I wish I had saved his response. I quietly complimented him on the post because it was epic in it's eloquence. Basically said that she was obviously too intelligent for her job but her flaw was that she was essentially too lazy to reach higher.... pretty much in that vein. Sort of built her up and pulled the rug out from under her in the same breath. It was a thing of beauty. I guess you had to be there.

 

[angry anderson]

A serious stalker problem forced him off the internet.
He taught us an important lesson: be very careful what you post. Seemingly insignificant bits of information can be assembled into something dangerous.
There are people who do not approve of this activity and will destroy you if they can.
We hold him as the undisputed master but we also do not discuss him.

Ya. I saw the hatchet job done on him. It wasn't pretty.
On a lighter note. One of his more hilarious adventures was when he stopped to pick up an older Chinese lady on with a bag of groceries. He thought she was on the game so he pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in and when he tried to proposition her and squeeze her boob, she burst out laughing and somehow managed to explain that she had been waiting for the bus. He gave her a ride home.

 

[tymyshoe]

Ya. I saw the hatchet job done on him. It wasn't pretty.
On a lighter note. One of his more hilarious adventures was when he stopped to pick up an older Chinese lady on with a bag of groceries. He thought she was on the game so he pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in and when he tried to proposition her and squeeze her boob, she burst out laughing and somehow managed to explain that she had been waiting for the bus. He gave her a ride home.

Omg i have to search that one haha these are gold nuggets

 

[tymyshoe]

Yes. He was special. I remember one post where he got into an argument with a disgruntled lady on the board. I wish I had saved his response. I quietly complimented him on the post because it was epic in it's eloquence. Basically said that she was obviously too intelligent for her job but her flaw was that she was essentially too lazy to reach higher.... pretty much in that vein. Sort of built her up and pulled the rug out from under her in the same breath. It was a thing of beauty. I guess you had to be there.

haha wow this guy sounded like alot of fun!

 

[tymyshoe]

Probably not what you're asking but I think Tantalizeme had the most singular, sex-brained posting style, and I think he treated his whole life like it was an extension of Perb. His efforts to normalize sex buying to people outside the hobby were as novel to me as his essay length reviews about every woman he saw on his Phillipines sex tours where he framed himself as a noble benefactor infusing cash into the local economy

Enjoyment rating: EXTREME

haha "he treated his whole life like and extension of perb" beautiful field reporter #ledgend

 

[grusse]

Tantalizeme took passive-aggressive to Olympian heights.
I hope he's doing well.

 

[poonerboi]

Dickson and Badger John bromance gone bad!

 

[angry anderson]

Sperminator. Closeted Drama Queen.

Wonder what happened to SF Mike and Sonny?

 

[tymyshoe]

Dickson and Badger John bromance gone bad!

Omg whats the story behind this one haha

 

[Noob888]

I remember the BS around Hatrick. If you google his name, you might still be available to find him. He was called out for his Perb activities, especially since he had a major interest in street workers (walkers).

The last I heard, but please take this with a grain of salt. Tantalizeme transitioned from refining his fictional tales on Perb to supplementing his income by writing fiction for erotica reading sites.