More BLIND DATE Madness!!

I pulled these off of MSN & thought they were at least mildly humorous!

#1
A tax(i)ing evening

“I called a cab one day to take me home from work, and after I got in, the driver and I started talking about relationships. He asked if I had a boyfriend, and when I said no, he told me he recently picked up a good-looking Wall Street big shot who lives in my town and is single. He said he had the guy’s email address and wanted to set me up, so I thought, ‘What the heck?’ and I gave him my number to pass along to the guy. Well, he called me a few weeks later, and we talked a few times on the phone. His voice was so sexy that I convinced myself he was my future husband, and we made a date. A week later, he picked me up and, well, let me put it this way: The sexy voice did not match the sexy guy I had imagined. Still, though, I decided to keep an open mind. Over dinner, our conversation was bad; 80 percent of it detailed his partying habits at the Jersey shore and all the women he had been with! He even went so far as to tell me he had caught an STD, but ‘everything’s cleared up now!’ I knew I needed to end things early, and I got out of there fast. It was certainly not a match made in cab heaven, but hey, you have to take some chances when you’re single!”
– Laura, 28, Hoboken, NJ


#2
You booze, you lose

“I once had a blind date show up to pick me up two hours late! I had already figured he was standing me up, so I got into my pajamas and was watching a movie in bed. When he showed up drunk at my door, I was pretty annoyed, to say the least. He was barely apologetic, saying he was out with friends drinking and had lost track of time, which didn’t exactly qualify as a good reason, in my opinion. He even had the gall to suggest we begin our date right then and there since ‘(you are) already in bed and that’s probably where we’d end up anyway!’ Um, no thanks!”
– Jen, 28, Los Angeles, CA



I'll post more later but how about some comments on these.
Has anyone had similar experiences?


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WATCH THIS!!!!!


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Here are a few signs that will tell you trouble's brewing on a blind date:

Date keeps mentioning what a wonderful gift you'll make for "the master"

He shows up at your house with five blank video tapes... and a video camera.

He says "It's great to be dating again after all those years in the State Pen"

When you tell him you don't want to sleep with him he says he'll pay double.

You wake up in her bed, she's gone, and her boyfriend has just walked in

Mole on left cheek, migrated to her right cheek after dinner...

When you arrive at the movie theater, you see XXX in way too many places

He brings his Mother along because she gets lonely at 'the home'

On the way to dinner he says he has to get some money - and robs the next minimart

She talks about the most exciting time of her life - on the Jerry Springer Show

He could have brought roses, but nooooo, he brings 'Kamasutra'

He fondles you in the movie theater and blames it on the guy behind you

He talks about how his time in rehab changed his life

While he's talking about himself, his breath wilts the flowers in the centerpiece

You take her to a great restaurant, and discover she just stopped sleeping with your waiter

He spends more time talking to his cellphone than to you

The car leans when she gets in... (should have inflated tires more)

He spends so much time trying to glance at your cleavage - he gets into an accident

She sips her wine, laughs at one of your jokes, and her teeth fall into her glass

The Chinese takeout didn't go over as well as it could have

He winks at other women; Claims it's just a nervous tick

"I want to love you... but how can I if you won't lay down?"

She won't stop talking about her old boyfriend
 

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