Just back from a quick business trip to Montreal. Always a treat to go back to my hometown. Popped in to "Wanda's", a 4-floor peeler bar, very nice ladies. And had an opportunity to pop out to "Club Erotixxxica"....no, I'm not an imitation of ssssshawna, I think that's how many x's were in tdoing an imitation of sssshawna, they have about that many x's in their name. Anyways, it's about a 25 minute drive SE of downtown in a nice rural area.
Filled with many attractive ladies, not all French as it's quite close to the New York border and there are some yankee's that work there.
Pricing was pretty typical for rural Quebec. $5 for a beer, $20 for a dance, $80 for cbj and anywhere from $140 to $200 for sex.
A quick tip for travelling Perberts, if you pick a girl who speaks very little English, and you a) speak very quickly using lots of slang in English, and b) feign complete failure to understand what she is saying to you while waving cash slightly less than she is requesting, she'll likely take what you're offering as long as it's pretty close.
Another tip, if you've just pulled that first tip off, don't let her hear you conversing in French when you and your buds are back at the table. On the bright side, I did learn a few more French swear words before I bought her a drink and she loved me again.
If anybody hits Ottawa, there are similar clubs just as you cross the Quebec border in Regault, and in another small town just outside Cornwall. Sorry, but I forget the name of the town, can't expect a guy to drink and drive AND remember the names of towns now.
Filled with many attractive ladies, not all French as it's quite close to the New York border and there are some yankee's that work there.
Pricing was pretty typical for rural Quebec. $5 for a beer, $20 for a dance, $80 for cbj and anywhere from $140 to $200 for sex.
A quick tip for travelling Perberts, if you pick a girl who speaks very little English, and you a) speak very quickly using lots of slang in English, and b) feign complete failure to understand what she is saying to you while waving cash slightly less than she is requesting, she'll likely take what you're offering as long as it's pretty close.
Another tip, if you've just pulled that first tip off, don't let her hear you conversing in French when you and your buds are back at the table. On the bright side, I did learn a few more French swear words before I bought her a drink and she loved me again.
If anybody hits Ottawa, there are similar clubs just as you cross the Quebec border in Regault, and in another small town just outside Cornwall. Sorry, but I forget the name of the town, can't expect a guy to drink and drive AND remember the names of towns now.
