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iziahvirk

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Hey Boys, I’m going to Montreal on Thursday for 3 days and I’m looking for nice massage parlours that aren’t gonna break the break but also have the same level as quality of girls and service such as spas like swan lake and tiger spa, etc down here. Can anyone drop a few suggestions or what not? Il be downtown Montreal and this will be super appreciated as it will be my first time there!
 

TheSlayer

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Hey Boys, I’m going to Montreal on Thursday for 3 days and I’m looking for nice massage parlours that aren’t gonna break the break but also have the same level as quality of girls and service such as spas like swan lake and tiger spa, etc down here. Can anyone drop a few suggestions or what not? Il be downtown Montreal and this will be super appreciated as it will be my first time there!
I had great experiences in Montreal. These are my top two recommendations depending on what you’re looking for.

Full Service:
https://www.euphoriagirls.com/
You can find accurate reviews on MERB for most of the ladies they have. Accurate pics and Full GFE every time I visited, I visited with at least 6-7 ladies over the last 2 years there during my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Half Service:
https://montrealnurumassage.com/
Accurate pics on the website, and you can view the lineup before committing to the appointment. Nuru Massage and HJ only. BJ maybe if you’re lucky but very unlikely. I visited 4 ladies over my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Strip Club:
Chez Paree
Compared to Vancouver you will be blown away by the talent here. The girls here look better, are friendlier and you get a lot more bang for your buck. $15 private dances and they allow touching (ass and tits).
 

Jambon

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Hey Boys, I’m going to Montreal on Thursday for 3 days and I’m looking for nice massage parlours that aren’t gonna break the break but also have the same level as quality of girls and service such as spas like swan lake and tiger spa, etc down here. Can anyone drop a few suggestions or what not? Il be downtown Montreal and this will be super appreciated as it will be my first time there!
I had great experiences in Montreal. These are my top two recommendations depending on what you’re looking for.

Full Service:
https://www.euphoriagirls.com/
You can find accurate reviews on MERB for most of the ladies they have. Accurate pics and Full GFE every time I visited, I visited with at least 6-7 ladies over the last 2 years there during my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Half Service:
https://montrealnurumassage.com/
Accurate pics on the website, and you can view the lineup before committing to the appointment. Nuru Massage and HJ only. BJ maybe if you’re lucky but very unlikely. I visited 4 ladies over my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Strip Club:
Chez Paree
Compared to Vancouver you will be blown away by the talent here. The girls here look better, are friendlier and you get a lot more bang for your buck. $15 private dances and they allow touching (ass and tits).
In my experience I found that the massage parlours right downtown as in within 8-10 blocks of Drummond and St. Catherines are pretty much half-service. The gist I got was that they are under heavy scrutiny so don't offer much more than HS. If one doesn't want to venture far from downtown then the esort agencies such as Euphoria are best bet. Do they have an incall like Fox Den or are they more like Asian Fever and Coco with the girls working out of multiple locations?

I've been to Montreal Nuru a couple times including last summer and found the same as you did. Still fun to try it out if you haven't experienced nuru. I also noticed last summer that a few massage parlours that were in that area 5 years ago no longer exist. For a full service MP you likely need to travel outside the downtown core. I've gone to YPG Spa on Maisonneuve twice in the past 2 summers. It's about 3km from the Bell Centre. FS is on the menu there. I saw Tereza last year. I think she's from Columbia. She has a rep as being very quiet but opened up quickly after I greeted her with an Hola! Como estas? That's about as far as my Spanish goes but is a great icebreaker for any ESL Latinas. YPG is a one block walk from the Beaudry Metro Station on Ste.Catherines up to Maisonneuve then a block and half east on Maisonneuve. That makes it easy to access via the Metro. Depending on downtown station one starts from they may have to change lines once along the way.
 

iziahvirk

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I had great experiences in Montreal. These are my top two recommendations depending on what you’re looking for.

Full Service:
https://www.euphoriagirls.com/
You can find accurate reviews on MERB for most of the ladies they have. Accurate pics and Full GFE every time I visited, I visited with at least 6-7 ladies over the last 2 years there during my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Half Service:
https://montrealnurumassage.com/
Accurate pics on the website, and you can view the lineup before committing to the appointment. Nuru Massage and HJ only. BJ maybe if you’re lucky but very unlikely. I visited 4 ladies over my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Strip Club:
Chez Paree
Compared to Vancouver you will be blown away by the talent here. The girls here look better, are friendlier and you get a lot more bang for your buck. $15 private dances and they allow touching (ass and tits).
Il definitely indulge in the euphoria girls, do you know any fs places for like $160-240 either?
 

Jambon

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Yeah but most of the stuff there is in French so I don’t understand a single thing 😂 thought it would be best to ask here so I can all of yall experiences and the best places for pooning👍
Usually you can set your device (not THAT device.Lol) to automatically translate.
 

Poonspoon

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I had great experiences in Montreal. These are my top two recommendations depending on what you’re looking for.

Full Service:
https://www.euphoriagirls.com/
You can find accurate reviews on MERB for most of the ladies they have. Accurate pics and Full GFE every time I visited, I visited with at least 6-7 ladies over the last 2 years there during my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Half Service:
https://montrealnurumassage.com/
Accurate pics on the website, and you can view the lineup before committing to the appointment. Nuru Massage and HJ only. BJ maybe if you’re lucky but very unlikely. I visited 4 ladies over my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Strip Club:
Chez Paree
Compared to Vancouver you will be blown away by the talent here. The girls here look better, are friendlier and you get a lot more bang for your buck. $15 private dances and they allow touching (ass and tits).
Holy jesus, if those euphoria girls are working here in vancouver, I think at least 600 minimum.😍A lot of them have instagram model bodies... I need to visit montreal soon
 

Rizzo6

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Montreal, Toronto there mostly have banging bodies and half the price they charge here. Don't know why men support women like that when they come here and charge 5 600 plus. It just increases the price and they know that back east. As soon a a girl starts to charge more back east they just don't go to her.
 

maniacalone

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I had great experiences in Montreal. These are my top two recommendations depending on what you’re looking for.

Full Service:
https://www.euphoriagirls.com/
You can find accurate reviews on MERB for most of the ladies they have. Accurate pics and Full GFE every time I visited, I visited with at least 6-7 ladies over the last 2 years there during my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Half Service:
https://montrealnurumassage.com/
Accurate pics on the website, and you can view the lineup before committing to the appointment. Nuru Massage and HJ only. BJ maybe if you’re lucky but very unlikely. I visited 4 ladies over my 2 visits to Montreal over the last year and a half.

Strip Club:
Chez Paree
Compared to Vancouver you will be blown away by the talent here. The girls here look better, are friendlier and you get a lot more bang for your buck. $15 private dances and they allow touching (ass and tits).
Thank you for the useful post on Montreal.
 
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TheSlayer

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Holy jesus, if those euphoria girls are working here in vancouver, I think at least 600 minimum.😍A lot of them have instagram model bodies... I need to visit montreal soon
Montreal is great! You should definitely check it out.
 

wetnose

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Montreal is quite gung-ho on enforcement and city enforcement used to stake out merb as a resource to shut down MPs.

Girls, agencies, hobbyists all hated it so as a result, merb enforces a low-key approach to massage reviews. Any 411 or mention of FS (obvious or construed) results in an automatic ban.

That being said, I can recommend ypgspa.com and amazingspa.com...but cross-ref against merb for latest updates.

They're a little aways from downtown but not difficult to reach.

I think all other MPs in the massage section of merb only offer HE.

Escort agencies like escortsxo and euphoriagirls are superb, they're the gold standard compared to the rest. VOG is also a great outcall agency.

Don't come to Montreal looking for asian action though - you're far more likely to find Latinas and local girls plying the trade.
 
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