Monkey Fuck - aka Plan B

[Maury Beniowski]

It's a man's noble task indeed to muster the patience and determination required at times to raise his partner to an orgasmic climax. However, at times she's just either too exhausted from her day's travails, or she is just plain indifferent to your advances, no matter how sweet or sugar-coated they may be. The only saving grace is she's willing to let you perform the dirty deed, as long as you clean up afterwards. So...

It's time for a Monkey Fuck!

On a few occasions in the past, National Geographic or the Discovery Channel have featured documentaries on the reproductive habits of chimpanzees or gorillas. Their copulations have one thing in common; the female lies forward prone, and presents the objects of his affection to satisfy his untimely, but urgent need. All the while she gazes passively ahead, more interested in other goings-on nearby. The ape then proceeds to intermittently pumping 10 fast strokes followed by short rest periods, repeating the sequences, until he reaches his selfish objective.

I have also seen a few french movies that had scenes featuring a similar pattern only played out by real humans. I have always found this type of activity quite arousing in itself, and think it is more common in long-term relationships than one would think. There's something about seeing a woman being indifferent about my pounding her from the rear, paying more attention to her nails, and thinking about her next hair appointment. It's the thought that counts I guess. The selfish devil-may-care attitudes of two people on different paths, if only for a fleeting moment.

Anyone concur?

 

[stryker]

Hahahahahaha,,,,,,,too funny,,later,have to turn a monk....I mean a steak

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Maybe there's a connection there somewhere...

Reprinted from Wikipedia.com

The Bonobo (Pan paniscus), sometimes called the Pygmy Chimpanzee, is one of the two species comprising the genus Pan; both members of that genus are technically "chimpanzees", though the term is frequently used to refer only to the other member of the genus, Pan troglodytes, the Common Chimpanzee. To avoid confusion, this article will use "chimpanzee" only to refer to both members of the genus.

Bonobos were discovered in 1928, by American anatomist Harold Coolidge, represented by a skull in the Tervuren museum in Belgium that had been thought to be a juvenile chimpanzee's, though credit for the discovery went to the German Ernst Schwarz, who published the findings in 1929. They are distinguished by an upright gait, a matriarchal and egalitarian culture, and the prominent role of sexual intercourse in their society.

Bonobos diverged from Common Chimpanzees after the last Common Chimpanzee ancestor diverged from its last common ancestor with humans. Since no species other than ourselves have survived from the human line of that branching, Bonobos and Common Chimpanzees are our closest living relatives, sharing approximately 98.4% of their DNA with us. Bonobos passed the mirror-recognition test for self-awareness in 1994. They communicate through primarily vocal means, in a language that has not yet been deciphered; however, we do understand some of their natural hand gestures, such as their invitation to play. Two Bonobos, Kanzi, Panbanisha have been taught a vocabulary of about 400 words which they can type using a special keyboard of lexigrams (geometric symbols), and can respond to spoken sentences. Some, such as philosopher Peter Singer, argue that these results qualify them for the same rights as humans.

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and a favor traded by the females in exchange for food (see prostitution). Bonobos are the only non-human apes to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: tongue kissing, face-to-face vaginal intercourse, oral sex, genital rubbing between females, and "penis-fencing" between males. This happens within the immediate family as well as outside of it. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with partners.

Bonobos live in a fusion-fission pattern: a tribe of about a hundred will split into small groups during the day while looking for food, and then come back together to sleep. Unlike Common Chimpanzees, who have been known to hunt monkeys, Bonobos are primarily herbivores, although they do eat insects and have been observed occasionally catching small mammals such as squirrels. Their primary food source is fruit.

Bonobos are found only in the Congo River basin (see Geography of the Democratic Republic of the Congo) of central Africa. They are an endangered species, due to both habitat loss and hunting for "bushmeat", the latter activity having waxed dramatically during the current civil war due to the presence of heavily armed militias even in remote "protected" areas such as Salonga National Park. Today, several thousand bonobos remain at most. This is part of a more general trend of ape extinction, which some denounce, based on their hominid status, as ape genocide. (Pity)

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Here you go HFS...

Bonobo Chimp going downtown...

Actually DU, I just coined that expression because it resembles what I had observed on the said programs.

A Dr. Susan Block, among others, has done a lot of research on this species, and has a great website filled with reams of obsessions.

Interestingly, Bonobo chimps share 98.5% of their DNA with homonids... And, if you should happen to visit some hilltribes in Asia and Africa, you will see some customs and habits that resemble all too closely ones exhibited by other less evolved primates. We really are not that far apart!

 

[sheila]

I read once that it takes an ape 8 minutes to come.

(longer than some men I have known) ha ha

 

[Maury Beniowski]

I read once that it takes an ape 8 minutes to come.

(longer than some men I have known) ha ha

Well sheila, that is the whole point of a Monkey Fuck; I'm in and out of there in less than three minutes - the same reason she'll tolerate it when she's not up to it. Afterwards, she finds me much easier to be around.

When my SO wants to cum, it can take anywhere from 10-20-30-40 minutes, depending on her pre-disposition.

 

[DDawGG]

I read once that it takes an ape 8 minutes to come.

(longer than some men I have known) ha ha

Sheila

Do you have an 8 minute rate?????


LOL

PS your website link isn't working