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Monica's Website?

bonger

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It was great to work with Monica on her website, I hope she'll want me to put it back up someday...

In the meantime, any SPs out there looking for a website please contact me!
 

Killdozer

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Monica said:
What do you clasify a bad sign? ;)
Well, I was afeared you had developed a bad case of "gettingoutofthebusinessitis", which would break the hearts of a lot of PERBerts . . . myself included. I have a (pretty) short list of SPs I want to see when I have the opportunity to get into Winnipeg, and you're definitely on that list!

:)
 

Mchatte

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ranger_one said:
You laughing hysterically when I drop my shorts :p
Well Mars man, I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one that the little vixen has done that to! Has she also compared the size of your nose to the size of your hose like she did to me?

Monica said:
Summer vacation for the boy always slows me down a bit, so Im sticking to mostly regular clientelle.
Monica, you don't mention staying regular to older guys like me. I may take it the wrong way and drink prune juice instead of wine. :D

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Mchatte

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Monica said:
I hear thats good for the bowels M!! :D
And, that's a good thing? :confused:

Ok Vanna, I'd like to buy two bowels! :eek:

Looking on the brightside though Monica, I would then be one of your regular regulars! ;)


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Mchatte

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Avery said:
That's an image I'm sure Monica can do without! The rest of us certainly can! :D
Sorry Avery. Perhaps a fishing trip with a couple of expert guides will take your mind (and Monica's :D ) off that vision!



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Avery

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Mchatte said:
Sorry Avery. Perhaps a fishing trip with a couple of expert guides will take your mind (and Monica's) off that vision!
Not so much fishing; more like diving (muff diving, that is)!!
 

Mchatte

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Apologies to pretty boy for hijacking the thread but it's all in fun!

ranger_one said:
You're a sick puppy- I like that :D
Ok, Ok, I'll go lie by my dish.

You know what you have to do to sick puppies, Mars man?

They have to be hung out to dry, that's what!

I'm at the far right with my dink protruding thru my nightie! :rolleyes:




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Arizona40

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Mchatte said:
I'm at the far right with my dink protruding thru my nightie!
Don't try and make it something bigger than it already is, that's your tail! :eek:
 

Mchatte

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Arizona40 said:
Don't try and make it something bigger than it already is, that's your tail! :eek:
Oh Arizona, you party pooper...

Excellent then! I haven't had tail for a while! :D

Methinks me and my purple friend below will head to Hooters or Boobies or Titties or whatever it's called! ;)

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Arizona40

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Mchatte said:
Methinks me and my purple friend below will head to Hooters or Boobies or Titties or whatever it's called!
Excellent idea, I wish I could join ya.
 

LadyLapper

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ranger_one said:
Reminds me of a story.

Used to work withthis guy, married his first girlfriend,ultra-religious, etc.

I used to scuba dive and he asked me whether I preferred salt or fresh water.

I said "muff".

He gave me this confused puppy look.
"You really don't know what I'm talking about do you?"

"No."

I wasn't going to explain it to him but I knew another co-worker would be only TOO HAPPY to explain it to him in detail.

So off he goes. Comes back 5 minutes later "That's disgusting!"

Next day he comes back "I told my wife what you said- she told me "There's NO WAY you're doing that to me."

(They separated 6 months later.)

Ahh - the power of suggestion...
 

logsplitter

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Mchatte said:
Sorry Avery. Perhaps a fishing trip with a couple of expert guides will take your mind (and Monica's :D ) off that vision!



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Re the pic with the two gals on the back of the boat. Who is the lucky guy laying on the swim platform getting a blow job??
 

Mchatte

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logsplitter said:
Re the pic with the two gals on the back of the boat. Who is the lucky guy laying on the swim platform getting a blow job??
Hmmmm, that's possible I guess but I thought the one on the left was the fish finder!

Wouldn't it be interesting if the person operating the boat would hit the throttle right about then. Talk about ass over tea kettle!

If that was the case though and she was giving some guy head, her tendency may be to clamp down with her teeth to stop from going over board. :eek: :eek:

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riccardo

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monica is that you?

Check out www.imagedump.com. click on "categories"...then click on "female" at the bottom and then click on "parachute 5"and the other entries too... A striking resemblance to lovely monica? Or reasonably close IMHO.
 
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