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HunkyBill

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I saw the series finale of Squid Game 3. There's this "witch" in Season 2 and Season 3 who reminds me so much of Monica. :LOL:
 
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I saw Monica for the first time the other day just for shits and gigs. I was prepared for a weird experience and she delivered.

She greeted me at the door in her underwear and led me into the basement. She didn't look half bad for her age, not great but not awful. Immediately she started intensely rambling non stop about jesus, having a happy life, and asking me about my relationship status, kids, house, and if I loved jesus. I'm a staunch athiest but of course I said jesus is the best. Her accent is quite strong and I did find it tricky to understand everything she was saying. Maybe part of it was in tongues. Now, the basement smells. It's like a combination of mold, old clothes, and ass. I ignored it, signed up for the works and took a shower. I came out and she was naked, and laying fresh towels on the floor. The basement has a massage table but it was being used for storage, and on the floor was a queen size foam pad covered in a sheet and towels. I lay down on the pad. It was thin and very uncomfortable. She began the "massage" with a prayer to jesus which she insisted I repeat back to her. The massage was one of the worst physical encounters I have had. She walked on my back and put pressure on my bones and joints which was very uncomfortable. The bottoms of her feet were really rough which felt nasty. She then used her hands and elbows randomly putting pressure in different places. She'd do one shoulder, move on to the other leg, back to the neck, and miss the other shoulder all together. She was all over the place. This was all accompanied by her replaying the same 2 chinese songs on her phone and singing along with a few "hallelujah"s and "praise jesus"s thrown in. The last part of the massage consisted of her lying on my back, back-to-back while holding my hands down. It wasn't sexy or enjoyable in any way.

Then the teasing started.

She got me onto my hands and knees while she rimmed me and played with my dick and balls. She pushed her head hard into my ass and I don't know what was happening guys, It felt like stubble was scraping my ass cheeks while she was tonguing my hole. After a few mins I flipped over and she started fingering my ass. She missed the prostate but kept fingering me and started giving me a bj. It was a pretty loose bj and she didn't use her lips or tongue much. She crawled around during the bj and told me to fuck her ass with one of the many dildos in a box next to the floor pad. After a couple minutes later she hopped up and told me to fuck her ass doggy style. I didn't find it that good. She kept arching her back up and squirming around. I finished up and after one more "hallelujah!" she got up and took a 5 minute shower. She came back and said she would give me a front massage. This consisted of her lying on top of me while she plugged her phone in, checked her messages, and tidied things up next to the floor pad. All the while, she was explaining to me that jesus isn't happy if people fornicate out of wedlock, but if it happens in her basement and we pray, then it makes jesus happy. Well, it isn't any crazier than other interpretations to me. I took a shower and got dressed while she was upstairs by the front door. When I left she was back in her underwear at the front door, with a tall window right next to her with the blinds up. It was evening so she was fully visible from the street. I expect her neighbours are just used to her oddities.

I think If I ever see her again it'll only be for a $60 quickie bj with a hallelujah on her face.
 
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