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[sidewinder]

Greetings Troops,

Jaime Laine wrote:

"... I believe the since drastic drop in rate(s) is due to a combination of lax morals as a society...

I have to substantially agree,which perhaps explains why I keep bumping into our congregation's Minister every time I leave an appointment...

BTW please note my new signature...with apologies to M1A and the Greater Victoria Better Business Bureau.

 

[M1A]

Greetings Troops,

Jaime Laine wrote:

"... I believe the since drastic drop in rate(s) is due to a combination of lax morals as a society...

I have to substantially agree,which perhaps explains why I keep bumping into our congregation's Minister every time I leave an appointment...

BTW please note my new signature...with apologies to M1A and the Greater Victoria Better Business Bureau.

...I dont get it.

 

[anonanon]

...I dont get it.

That makes two of us!

 

[miss meiko]

That makes two of us!

Me three...

 

[sidewinder]

She who laughs last...needs the joke explained

I dont think you would have found this many ladies willing to choose this career 20 yrs ago....are you disagreeing or you too broke to go see a lady for attention so you thought you'd try here.

Oh Gosh....

1) That's probably why I've sometimes described myself here as a frustrated stand-up comedian. Some jokes get a laugh, and some crash and burn.

2) The change in my "signature" prompted by the last couple of days' frivolity is per below: "An honest buck for an honet f#&k" as opposed to my old sig. which was "A bird in the bush is worth 2 in the hand."

3) I have another appt. tommorow at SU. Right now we're running at 1 a week.

 

[athaire]

...that higher rates repel... you might be on to something M1A

.....ROFLMAO.....

 

[M1A]

Oh Gosh....

1) That's probably why I've sometimes described myself here as a frustrated stand-up comedian. Some jokes get a laugh, and some crash and burn.

2) The change in my "signature" prompted by the last couple of days' frivolity is per below: "An honest buck for an honet f#&k" as opposed to my old sig. which was "A bird in the bush is worth 2 in the hand."

3) I have another appt. tommorow at SU. Right now we're running at 1 a week.

2)..I never really understood that one, either...

3) Whats your point??

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Im soo confused

 

[rollerboy]

I prefer butter to margarine.

 

[planetsmurf]

i will add my name to i have no idea whats going on here

 

[ms.belair]

Sidewinder? Isnt that the snake with the ass-backwards brain?

No, I think that's the snake that swerves back and forth to avoid the heat.

 

[sidewinder]

2 Definitions

Sidewinder? Isnt that the snake with the ass-backwards brain?

Definitions:

#1) Victoria Pooner who tries to be funny as well as informed and topical. Though well intentioned, he's occasionally misunderstood.
Known to consistently pack a lunch for his SP.
Last seen exiting SU approximately 11:45 am. today.

#2) Crotalus cerastes

The venomous Sidewinder is also called the "Horned Rattlesnake." It is unique because of its sideways form of locomotion with its body moving in an S-shaped curve.

Mojave and Sonoran deserts of southeastern California, western Arizona, southern Nevada and extreme southwestern Utah to Mexico.

Often found in arid desert flatlands, loose, sandy washes, hard pan flats and rocky areas below 5,000 feet. Also common among hummocks topped with creosote where Kangaroo Rats and other rodents burrow.

This Sidewinder is light in color -- tan, cream, pink, gray or sandy, with darker patches on its back of gray, yellow or tan. Mature adults grow 18 to 32 inches in length. It also has a dark eye strip extending back along its head.

The Sidewinder has rough, keeled scales, which aid in its unique sidewinding locomotion. Its supraoculars (triangular projections over each eye) are pointed and upturned giving them a horn-like appearance --thus its nickname, the Horned Rattlesnake.

Sidewinders mate April through May, sometimes in the fall. Females give birth to 5-18 young late summer to early fall. The young are born 6 to 8" long.

 

[M1A]

hmmmmmmm...

If I can ever crack the code and figure out what SU's secret is......

 

[sidewinder]

Lucy To The Rescue!!!

"... You could be a little more clear next time since I think we have ascertained that we are not all rocket scientists.

Thanks Darlin'!!!

Truth be told, I was beginning to get a little worried about being found floating face down with a massive blue strap-on protruding from me like the periscope on a submarine....

...and I totally agree with you....rocket scientists as a group are not recognized for giving quality hand jobs.

 

[anonanon]

Wow...This thread makes my head spin...Imma go and stay on the mainland, it's safer

 

[james188]

Mia I Get It

you look hot

 

[M1A]

you look hot

Thanks!

 

[miss meiko]

Oh Lucy...give me break!!

Please give me a break...Just because he gave you 100 dollars doesn't mean he is a well liked client. Someone can tips me more than that, but if he is a jerk, I am not going to see him anymore.
And as far as not all of us here are rocket scientist...please, don't you know some people are just being sarcastic??????

I really don't care if I lost a lot of business because of this...
Some jerks are just jerks, no matter where and how much money they have...I really don't give a damn.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

so who wears the blue strap-on?

 

[athaire]

so who wears the blue strap-on?

M1A of course.........