Momma Joke

[BYSON]

I'm Bored any one have any Moma Jokes

Here what I got You're Momma is so dumb, someone told her it chilly outside so she came out with a bowl.

 

[hitrack]

Yo moma is so dumb when she went to the movies and it said under 17 not admitted, she went home and got 16 of her friends.

Yo moma is so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.

 

[Gwapo]

Joke

Luigi and Maria get married and go to spend their wedding night in Maria's mothers house. As they are undressing in their private room Maria notices Luigi's large chest and goes running to her mommas room and says momma, momma Luigi hes got such a big and powerful chest I'm so frightened and her momma replies-don't you worry Maria you go back in there and make sweet love to you Luigi... so she goes back into the room and sees his bare legs and once again goes running to her momma and says momma, momma Luigi he has such huge and hairy legs to which her momma replies-don't you worry Maria you go back in there and make sweet love to you Luigi...so Maria goes back into the room and Luigi now has his shoes and socks off and Maria sees he is missing half of one of his feet so she again goes running back into the room and yells momma, momma Luigi hes got a foot and a half to which her momma replies...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
stand aside!!--this is a job for your momma!!!!!

 

[Phoenix]

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

 

[Phoenix]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

 

[Phoenix]

Yo momma so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

 

[Mello]

Yo momma's so thin, she runs around in the shower to get wet.

Yo momma's so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo momma’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[BYSON]

yo momma so harry it looks like she's got buckweat in a head lock

 

[Right Said Fred]

Yo mamma so fat that when she wears her raincoat in public, people start yelling, "TAXI! TAXI!"

 

[5punki]

Yo mamma's so skanky she's had mo turns than a doornob

 

[Havoc]

Your mamma so old, that when God said "let there be light!", she hit the switch!!!

Your mamma so black, that when the cops shot at her at night, the bullets came back for flash lights!

Your mamma so dumb it takes her 5 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Your mamma so dumb that when she jumped out the window, the HO went up!

Your mamma so dumb that she tried to drown a fish!!