****DO NOT GO TO HER! For real!****
Made the mistake a long time ago after seeing the pics & reading the ad & went but man, she's either split personality OR she acts like it & i think it's the latter (I'll explain more below as to why). Came across her ad again today & it brought back all the bitter memories so thought to warn you all.
So okay, i opted for incall but she said I'd need to pick her up from her friend's place which I did & man the 'Screwme' guy in this thread has way better eyes than I do coz she really is easily between 47-50 AND easily 200lbs but okay whatever now she's in car already & we're on out way to her house and then suddenly she's hungry so we stopped at Subway & i let her go get it for her coz i wanted to just dash but the nice asshole in me was like c'mon man, don't do that to her so whatever I waited & after subway she wants to do her grocery shopping too which she did & I'm just sitting there in car getting gawked at by everyone coz she a bit...cukoo but anyway i stay & then we went to her place and I'm so fucking sure that it was a halfway house or something coz the house had a actual name on top of it PLUS it required a passcode to get it.
Anyways, I wanna fucking run but still nice asshole in me is like NO! So i stay & go in & see some her roommate there & exchange greetings then her 2 dogs come & then we head to her room. Her room was a HUGE mess but alright, whatevs, and then she proceeds to clean around her room & fidgets with everything and then now here, here is why i made that split personality comment up coz here once in her room she started to change a bit. All the way to her house, she talked normally & much to the point which i like. But there she started going on these random talks about water problems & how the area sits low & water collects in this area & telling me all about how water comes in everyhouse & whatnot. And not like normally but just long winded way like she forgotten what we're there to do & like a complete 180 of previous but I'm very sure it was all an act coz she'd still comment here & there like you like my stripper pole & then again back to whatever BS she was spouting before and I'm just sitting getting agitated & leave for washroom & go to the one attached to the room & the pot is full of shit, literally. I tell her that maybe your flush is broken & she comes running in washroom, sees her shit & nonchalantly that no, it's good & flushes & proceeded to tell me to go to washroom outside coz she doesn't let men use her washroom as men are dirty....yep...we're dirty, she didn't see the irony that her shitty shit was just in the pot hanging out. But anyways, i go to washroom outside & come back & she's suddenly hungry & then eats & finishes & then cleans up & then goes to her closet which is mess too but then there again goes into another huge dialogue about her clothes & closet & goes on like this for 10-12mins & then i say that should we get to it, i do have to leave as well & i remind her that by now 2hrs have passed (since the time i picked her up until that moment) for an hour long appointment.
SO then she goes to change & she asks me to send etransfer which i do & then she gets ready & then she "dances". The last word is in quotes coz not even joking she has 4-5mirrors laid about in her room & she likes to see herself dancing & while dancing she kept on stopping & adjusting mirrors & all the time she looked at mirrors only. And it was the worst striptease ever & it's coming from a person who has been to strip club only once in his life that too when was drunk AF & don't remember anything. But anyway, while dancing she got ritual where you're not allowed to touch her & after she's outta clothes then she goes on to sex swing not to have sex with you BUT to do another one of her rituals which is using vibrator on herself. So i basically did nothing just looked at her coz not allowed to touch again & she didn't let me do ANYTHING she promised: daty, dfk, digits. So now she asks me to stand up near her & just watch her & then finally she says that do daty but she's sensitive so only on where her pussy ends. 2mins of that, her sex swing gives up & she's on bed & I'm standing & gonna get back to what i was doing.
BUT here's the kicker, NOW she becomes English, like literally speaking in British accent about Queen & whatnot while just looking at me. And just keeps on going on & on for another 10mins & i just gave up put on my clothes & she entire time while laying on bed keeps on looking at me & continue spouting the nonsense in English accent. And again here why I'm sure she was acting coz all the while she's saying all that & acting like that it looks as if she's in a different world BUT i open the door to leave & then suddenly she loses the accent for one sentence & says wait, let me walk you out & then again continue in British accent & talking about Queen. I had to tell her I've to go coz now i was getting pissed wasting 3-3.5hrs of my time on this BS. She walks me out finally & says i hope you had a good time with me to which i didn't respond coz i knew I'd say something I'd regret but anyways.....
TLDR: DO NOT GO TO HER! SHE EITHER CRAY OR SCAMMY OR BOTH!!!
