Moka CL
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Nice picture, unfortunately it's model Tila Tequila. 
http://www.tila-tequila.info/slides/tila_206.html
http://www.tila-tequila.info/slides/tila_206.html
Called anyway because Lisa was not answering her phone.
Very weird experience. She is NOTHING like her picture, and the "extras" consist of ONLY a HJ. She should write marketting material.
I asked for a 1 hour when I booked, when I showed up I was told another customer was coming in 25 minutes so I could only get half an hour. Massage was OK, nothing special, and certainly not "hard". Parts were downright soft. Phone rang non-stop, with her chatting away on it all the time. Nice talk with her in-between but nothing sensual at all. Came to the flip, told my time was up but she would "give me" a few extra minutes. So honored. Said don't bother, got out the door. 25 min massage $40 (nothing extra). All the stuff about kissable and touchable...yeah right!
Save your money. Neither massage nor extras worth the visit.
Very weird experience. She is NOTHING like her picture, and the "extras" consist of ONLY a HJ. She should write marketting material.
I asked for a 1 hour when I booked, when I showed up I was told another customer was coming in 25 minutes so I could only get half an hour. Massage was OK, nothing special, and certainly not "hard". Parts were downright soft. Phone rang non-stop, with her chatting away on it all the time. Nice talk with her in-between but nothing sensual at all. Came to the flip, told my time was up but she would "give me" a few extra minutes. So honored. Said don't bother, got out the door. 25 min massage $40 (nothing extra). All the stuff about kissable and touchable...yeah right!
Save your money. Neither massage nor extras worth the visit.
ah, totally second that experience! i'm very new to this forum, so this is going to be my first post! never 'pooned' really, but was always curious about what an R&T feels like. was in downtown one night, nothing to do, whipped out my iPhone and went on craigslist. found this ad by 'moka' and she looked smoking hot too in the picture. figured a little R&T with this babe couldn't hurt. called her, and she asked me if i was chinese. i said i wasn't (no fucking clue why she asked that in the first place). anyways, i show up at her place. she greets me in some lingerie. hm, face was okay. body was alright. the massage room was essentially her bed with a towel laid on top of it. she had this little dog that kept on coming in the room and being extemely hyper. she asked me to strip and lay down, so i did. she asks me what style of massage i wanted, so i said "soft" with a happy ending. she suggested 1/2 hour since it was my first time, and i figured that would be alright. so on with the massage:
- the most pathetic massage i have ever received. she says she has "training", wtf is she talking about? it was like someone was just grazing my body with their hands with intermitently spraying some oil/lotion on.
-she seemed really disinterested. convo was okay, nothing sexy. wouldn't have minded if there was no interraction if the massage was at least half decent, i've had professional massages done at spas and this was *nothing* even close to it.
-onto the flip, i could see her constantly looking at the clock, big turnoff. she starts oiling up niobium jr. and niobium jr. rises to the ocassion. this is followed by the most pathetic attempt at a hj. her dog kept on coming into the room and looking at niobium jr. hungrily, i think the dog was more enthusiastic about my dick than she was.. lol. she tried to place pressure on my perennium with her index finger to try to get me to cum, but this girl seriously needs to learn to stroke some cock. keeps on stroking, i tell her to go harder because at this rate i'm not ever going to cum. she tries to go harder. in a few mins she says "your time is up". and i'm lying there thinking "WTF?!" she asks me to finish myself off. i'm extremely turned off by now. i tell her "it's alright" pay her the $60 ($40 massage + $20 HJ) and leave.
bottom line: WASTE OF YOUR FUCKING TIME!
peace.
- the most pathetic massage i have ever received. she says she has "training", wtf is she talking about? it was like someone was just grazing my body with their hands with intermitently spraying some oil/lotion on.
-she seemed really disinterested. convo was okay, nothing sexy. wouldn't have minded if there was no interraction if the massage was at least half decent, i've had professional massages done at spas and this was *nothing* even close to it.
-onto the flip, i could see her constantly looking at the clock, big turnoff. she starts oiling up niobium jr. and niobium jr. rises to the ocassion. this is followed by the most pathetic attempt at a hj. her dog kept on coming into the room and looking at niobium jr. hungrily, i think the dog was more enthusiastic about my dick than she was.. lol. she tried to place pressure on my perennium with her index finger to try to get me to cum, but this girl seriously needs to learn to stroke some cock. keeps on stroking, i tell her to go harder because at this rate i'm not ever going to cum. she tries to go harder. in a few mins she says "your time is up". and i'm lying there thinking "WTF?!" she asks me to finish myself off. i'm extremely turned off by now. i tell her "it's alright" pay her the $60 ($40 massage + $20 HJ) and leave.
bottom line: WASTE OF YOUR FUCKING TIME!
peace.
Thanks for the "heads up"
Thanks for the info dude. I literally called her today - but she seemed so rushed on the phone, it got my spidey senses going (hope I didn't interupt your session?). Saved me some greens. There are so many lame massages downtown advertised on CL, hard to find a decent massage with extras!
Thanks for the info dude. I literally called her today - but she seemed so rushed on the phone, it got my spidey senses going (hope I didn't interupt your session?). Saved me some greens. There are so many lame massages downtown advertised on CL, hard to find a decent massage with extras!
I tried to reconnect to see if my first experience was just a bad day. Told to arrive a 11PM. Get there (Shangri-La), buzz, told I'm too early. WTF? Phone says 11:00PM. She says come back in 10 minutes. Walk around the block. 11:10 buzz, told she is not ready, she will call me back when it's OK. 10 minutes later no word, decide to leave. Oh well, guess this one's a complete write-off.
