MLEG4 - Who is the Biggest Legend in the History of PERB? - Week 4

[maverick73]

Week 1 Voting Results
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See here for the complete week 1 thread:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showth...highlight=mleg2

4 1. Hatrick (the flashlight poon-tang inspector)
14 2. Hitrack (7-11 coffee, a green, he`s king of the SW scene)
18 3. Hamster (crawling into an orifice near you)
17 4. Hipster Dufus (giving credence to the notion that a dufus can be hip)
15 5. Blowhard (nothing says it better than a smiley)
6 6. Vancouverman (the king of the lounge)
3 7. Howiemeeker (viagra to the rescue)
4 9. Squirrel (giving new meaning to the term "busting a nut")
1 10. Spaceghost (he came, he conquered, he disappeared into thin air)

Week 1 Cuts
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Howiemeeker, Squirrel, Hatrick, and Spaceghost were cut.

Week 2 Additions
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Trawler and Alexandria were added by popular request.

2cums, Photo, Little Alex, and an "others whose posts were deleted" category was setup as a token choice to recognize the many legends who have had their posts taken away.

Week 2 Voting Results
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See here for the complete week 2 thread:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showth...highlight=mleg2

13 1. Hitrack ("I`d think twice before votin` for somebody else!")
7 2. Hamster (inspecting a bunghole near you)
8 3. Hipster Doofus (giving credence to the notion that a hipster can be a doofus)
9 4. Blowhard (Smiley ATM - this ain`t no love story baby)
4 5. Vancouverman (soon to be hangman if he doesn`t get your vote!)
77 7. Trawler (the edmontonian who`s always SP trollin`)
11 8. Alexandria (from escortin` ~A~ to massagin` ~A~, she`s always been fuckin` ~A~!)
6 9. 2cums, Photo, Little Alex, or Other - "where have all the good posts gone?"

Week 2 Cuts
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Vancouverman and “Other” were cut. Even though Vancouverman had only 1 less vote than Hifisex, it was clear in 2 weeks of voting that 10 votes total was not going to cut itat least had a strong first week, and makes it to next round, barely. Even though “Other” had 6 votes, it was clear from reading the posts that the 6 votes were fairly spread out and not for 1 person. Therefore, "Other" was cut despite having more votes than Hifisex.

Week 2 Winner
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Trawler advances to the final 3 and will be removed from voting until the final round.

Week 3 Voting Results
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See here for the complete week 3 thread:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=35102&highlight=mleg3

10 1. Hitrack (Vote for me or I’LL KILL YA ALL!)
10 2. Hamster (Vote for me or I’ll make your bungHOLE my bungHOME!)
8 3. Hipster Doofus (Your vote decides whether he’s hip or just a doofus)
10 4. Blowhard (Baby, you don’t actually BLOW, but if you suck hard _I’ll_ blow hard!)
23 6. Alexandria (To the men, she`s ~A~ ok in the locker room!)

Week 3 cuts
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No cuts were made.

Week 3 Winner
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Alexandria advances to the final 3 and will be removed from voting until the final round.

Week 4 Candidates (Trawler and Alexandria already in finals)
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1. Hitrack (Making the most of his green)
2. Hamster (Just don`t fart while I`m in your bunghole!)
3. Hipster Doofus (Hip to be square or square to be hip?)
4. Blowhard (Don`t worry baby, it`s just a little chocolate covering for added flavour)

Final 3 Candidates
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1. Trawler
2. Alexandria
3. ?

 

[maverick73]

Thank god this is the last week of preliminary voting. It was getting hard coming up with a different 1 liner for each candidate every week!

 

[maverick73]

Hipster Doofus off to a not so hip start

Blowhard off to the early lead... should be a really tight race this week.

 

[maverick73]

Hard blowing wind behind Blowhard's sails surges king of the smiley to early lead

Time will tell if there will be a "Hi" answer...

Sorry for the shameless babybelleing... I mean bumping...

At least I give you an entertaining headline to justify it

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

What happened to Annalise?

 

[maverick73]

What happened to Annalise?

Popular as Annalise is, and as much of a fan of hers I am, she is fairly new to PERB and did not meet the 1000 post (or 500 high quality post, or 300 post + 1700 deleted post) requirement + 1 year of service to PERB.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Popular as Annalise is, and as much of a fan of hers I am, she is fairly new to PERB and did not meet the 1000 post (or 500 high quality post, or 300 post + 1700 deleted post) requirement + 1 year of service to PERB.

So then why did you include her in the poll in the first place?

And how did you determine who had 500 high quality posts? Did you read them all?

 

[maverick73]

So then why did you include her in the poll in the first place?

Annalise Lane? She was never in the poll. You're thinking of MWWE - What type of match would you like to see Annalise and ~A~ battle in .

 

[vancouverman]

it is not the Blowhard I voted for this time ... it is his wallet. I hope he will write it to me in his will ..... and no .... I'm not after his $$$ ..... the wallet and the contents is a legend itself ..... but..... like every legend... there is some truth in it

 

[hitrack]

and no .... I'm not after his $$$

I thought in the land of the internet 3 dollar signs were the PG version of the word ass (ie; my $$$hole is itchy) So it's good that you don't want his ass.


Let it be known that at 1:49 PST I am leading. Let it also be know that if I am leading this thing must be rigged or your all stoned.

 

[eljudo]

I thought in the land of the internet 3 dollar signs were the PG version of the word ass (ie; my $$$hole is itchy) So it's good that you don't want his ass.


Let it be known that at 1:49 PST I am leading. Let it also be know that if I am leading this thing must be rigged or your all stoned.

its amazing for a rodent, hamster, that has not been on the board for several years now.. like what?? two years... it is still making news? wowsers!

 

[Bull]

Let it be known that at 1:49 PST I am leading. Let it also be know that if I am leading this thing must be rigged or your all stoned.

 

[mustangjoe]

Hey Mav,

Why don't you make a poll for the biggest asshole on PERB?

 

[maverick73]

Hey Mav,

Why don't you make a poll for the biggest asshole on PERB?

Somebody actually suggested that to me... it would be titled biggest Troll on PERB. They PM'd me saying they wanted to do it, but since I had a thicker skin and could take the backlash likely caused by the people I would be calling a Troll or an asshole, that they'd rather I do it for them . I don't mind doing it. I will probably do it after week 4 voting... too many projects too little time... still gotta keep up with my MIDG thread and my new thread in the works... Project Spinner (MSPIN)... not to mention MARS2.0 and 4 ways to 9... A Tale of 3 Spinners... the list is endless...

 

[maverick73]

And that never did go very far - hmmmmmmmmm !! I still think ~A~ would win in the oil wrestling.

Put her in the Annalise sleeper hold... nobody gets out of that!!

 

[maverick73]

Weekend headlines

Hitrack, Blowhard, and Hifisex having a threesome for final spot.

Hipster no longer hip.

Hamster needs new bunghole for home.

Vote today and make your vote count.

 

[lenny]

When does the voting here close & the finals begin?

1291

 

[maverick73]

When does the voting here close & the finals begin?

1291

Closes next Wed. morning at 11:00 am PST (roughly). Finals will begin shortly after (basically as soon as I can type it out or wake up ).

Depending on how close the voting is this week, I may need to come up with some kind of tie breaker. Hopefully one of the 3 leaders will pull ahead and there will be a clear winner.

 

[maverick73]

Dude, you have a lot of spare time, don't you?

Just kidding around...but seriously you should look into becoming a cruise director or something. PERB Cruises...with Capt. Hitrack at the helm. All-inclusive packages available.

What a great idea! Annalise, Hatrick and I were gonna go on a cruise with the winner... not sure if that will materialize or not.

So anyways, back to the topic of cruises... let's see... we could have:

1. The hi cruise - a tour of all the tracks and a guarantee of pussy or your money back
2. The mid cruise - a 1 hour cruise of 2 tracks of your choice - pussy or your money back guarantee is optional
3. The low cruise - a 30 min. cruise of 1 track of your choice - no guarantee whatsoever... no pussy in 30 min, you're SOL!

 

[maverick73]

Sunday Update

18 for hitrack
16 blowhard


For the guys that voted for hamster and hipster, if you could let me know which of the above 3 you WOULD have voted for if Hipster or Hamster were not options, that would be great. I may have to use those stats in a potential tie breaker. I was thinking of using past votes from week 1-3 as a possible tie breaker as well... but hopefully 1 of the 3 pulls away and makes my job easier.