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MLEG3 - Who is the Biggest Legend in the History of PERB? - Week 3

Who is the greatest legend in the history of PERB? - Week 3

  • Hitrack (Vote for me or I’LL KILL YA ALL!)

    Votes: 9 14.8%
  • Hamster (Vote for me or I’ll make your bungHOLE my bungHOME!)

    Votes: 8 13.1%
  • Hipster Doofus (Your vote decides whether he’s hip or just a doofus)

    Votes: 7 11.5%
  • Blowhard (Baby, you don’t actually BLOW, but if you suck hard _I’ll_ blow hard!)

    Votes: 8 13.1%
  • Hifisex (Am I at 7000 yet?)

    Votes: 8 13.1%
  • Alexandria (To the men, she's ~A~ ok in the locker room!)

    Votes: 21 34.4%

  • Total voters
    61
  • Poll closed .

maverick73

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Week 1 Voting Results
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See here for the complete week 1 thread:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=34347&highlight=mleg2

4 1. Hatrick (the flashlight poon-tang inspector)
14 2. Hitrack (7-11 coffee, a green, he`s king of the SW scene)
18 3. Hamster (crawling into an orifice near you)
17 4. Hipster Dufus (giving credence to the notion that a dufus can be hip)
15 5. Blowhard (nothing says it better than a smiley)
6 6. Vancouverman (the king of the lounge)
3 7. Howiemeeker (viagra to the rescue)
14 8. Hifisex (the reigning lowest reviews to posts ratio champ)
4 9. Squirrel (giving new meaning to the term "busting a nut")
1 10. Spaceghost (he came, he conquered, he disappeared into thin air)

Week 1 Cuts
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Howiemeeker, Squirrel, Hatrick, and Spaceghost were cut.

Week 2 Additions
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Trawler and Alexandria were added by popular request.

2cums, Photo, Little Alex, and an "others whose posts were deleted" category was setup as a token choice to recognize the many legends who have had their posts taken away.

Week 2 Voting Results
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See here for the complete week 2 thread:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=34751&highlight=mleg2

13 1. Hitrack ("I`d think twice before votin` for somebody else!")
7 2. Hamster (inspecting a bunghole near you)
8 3. Hipster Doofus (giving credence to the notion that a hipster can be a doofus)
9 4. Blowhard (Smiley ATM - this ain`t no love story baby)
4 5. Vancouverman (soon to be hangman if he doesn`t get your vote!)
5 6. Hifisex (watching intensely to see how Julias retirement will affect his post count)
77 7. Trawler (the edmontonian who`s always SP trollin`)
11 8. Alexandria (from escortin` ~A~ to massagin` ~A~, she`s always been fuckin` ~A~!)
6 9. 2cums, Photo, Little Alex, or Other - "where have all the good posts gone?"

Week 2 Cuts
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Vancouverman and “Other” were cut. Even though Vancouverman had only 1 less vote than Hifisex, it was clear in 2 weeks of voting that 10 votes total was not going to cut it. Hifisex at least had a strong first week, and makes it to next round, barely. Even though “Other” had 6 votes, it was clear from reading the posts that the 6 votes were fairly spread out and not for 1 person. Therefore, "Other" was cut despite having more votes than Hifisex.

Week 2 Winner
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Trawler advances to the final 3 and will be removed from voting until the final round.

Week 3 Candidates (Trawler already in finals)
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1. Hitrack (Vote for me or I’LL KILL YA ALL!)
2. Hamster (Vote for me or I’ll make your bungHOLE my bungHOME!)
3. Hipster Doofus (Your vote decides whether he’s hip or just a doofus)
4. Blowhard (Baby, you don’t actually BLOW, but if you suck hard _I’ll_ blow hard!)
5. Hifisex (Am I at 7000 yet?)
6. Alexandria (To the men, she`s ~A~ ok in the locker room!)

Final 3 Candidates
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1. Trawler
2. ?
3. ?
 
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vancouverman

old PERBERTs never die
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Thank you all who voted on me.
Next time I CU we can celebrate a bit
and maybe have a smoke too


The king of the lounge ...
sounds pretty good as well.

But I know that I'm the legend to all the girls anyway


Party on kids


thank you..... thank you very much
 

maverick73

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Giving blowhard a run for his money!

vancouverman said:
Thank you all who voted on me.
Hail Mighty Caesar!!!!

Love the smileys you posted.

So Blowhard, are you going to let this smiley post go unanswered? He even had good form with the king picture to the right and others within the text. I still haven't learned how to do that. I'm a tier 3 smiley poster. You guys are tier 1.
 

maverick73

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Ingrid said:
no ophelia black or victorialee?!?

This poll is clearly sexist!! ;)
You had 2 weeks to put in your suggestion for Ms. Black or Victorialee. This is the first time those names have been mentioned. :p

~A~ seems to be more than just the token female. She's kicking early male ass this week. Could be 2 Albertans in the finals.
 

mustangjoe

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~Alexandria~ said:
haha, funny guy

~I~ hunny, clearly you can see I didn't ask for this. I was hoping if I just ignored him, he'd quit...but no such luck.

I mean look! Trawler has clearly won, hands down.

let me give him his prize :D

Speaking of people ignoring people, I wonder where that Alexis broad went.
 

maverick73

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~Alexandria~ said:
haha, funny guy

~I~ hunny, clearly you can see I didn't ask for this. I was hoping if I just ignored him, he'd quit...but no such luck.

I mean look! Trawler has clearly won, hands down.

let me give him his prize :D
Care to tell us what the prize is? Or maybe we should offer that as a surprise to the top 3 as incentive to win... get a SURPRISE PRIZE from ~A~ that's guaranteed to rock your world.

Trawler is clearly the favourite, but... if you go into the finals, some of the Edmonton Trawler votes could go your way... and that could mean all the vancouver/victoria votes get clustered for their "1 rep"... it ain't over till it's over... it should be interesting to see how this plays out.
 

maverick73

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mustangjoe said:
Speaking of people ignoring people, I wonder where that Alexis broad went.
I often see her "online" on PERB. She just hasn't responded for whatever reason. Maybe she needs some love from you to make a comeback. C'mon MJ, show her some of that MJ charm ;).
 

mustangjoe

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you mean to say she has demoted herself to another 'useless lurker' status?
 

maverick73

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We're spared... for now

With Hitrack JUST getting his first vote now, I was a bit worried he was going to kill us all!!!!
 

hitrack

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Yah I got 2 votes, I take back the comment about you all rotting in hells asshole until the end of time !!!
 

maverick73

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mustangjoe said:
you mean to say she has demoted herself to another 'useless lurker' status?
Or maybe she's just saving herself for you :). C'mon, when are we going to see this romance come to fruition? The people wanna know!
 

maverick73

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hitrack said:
Yah I got 2 votes, I take back the comment about you all rotting in hells asshole until the end of time !!!
Can you help us visualize what hell's asshole looks like? Would it be stinky or fiery? And would the fire help "burn away" the stinky smell? :p
 

maverick73

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Weekend update

Alexandria with the early lead and a log jam for 2nd. Somebody will have to make a major push to top ~A~ for the 2nd spot in the finals. Have you cast your vote?

5 1. Hitrack
6 2. Hamster
4 3. Hipster Doofus
7 4. Blowhard
5 5. Hifisex
16 6. Alexandria
 

HowieMeeker

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Ingrid said:
no ophelia black or victorialee?!?

This poll is clearly sexist!! ;)
At least use their latest names!
 

maverick73

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lenny said:
Until I protested A wasn't even on the list ;
Just curious, how do you and ~A~ know each other? She's from Edmonton and you're from Van. Good job protesting... looks like she'll make the finals while the votes for the others are evenly split!
 

maverick73

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Monday morning update

~A~ looks to be cruising into the finals with 23 votes. What a log jam for 2nd place this week with all 5 having 8-9 votes! Final week before the finals should be an amazing week of voting! Who will get that final spot? Voting in the remaining 2 days for week 3 could foreshadow it.
 

lenny

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maverick73 said:
Just curious, how do you and ~A~ know each other? She's from Edmonton and you're from Van. Good job protesting... looks like she'll make the finals while the votes for the others are evenly split!
Me & A "know" each other? I've seen her posts on PERB a few times,
& that's the extent of it.

My protest was that there were no females on the list, without
suggesting anyone in particular to be added. But it was you who
decided to include one & that it would be A.

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