Misty All4u

[Tempted]

Met this lady at the front of her building, she was waiting there like she was a hooker, and pacing like she was itching for a fix. My first instinct was that she was a *crack whore* and that I should walk away, but I figured I'd talk to her anyways. I introduce myself, and we head upstairs. The apartment was kept neat, but the sheets and the carpet and everything else were just plain dirty. I left her donation on a table, she said she'd be right back - I figured she was off to get her fix. She returned to the bedroom, and asked if I was ready. I proceeded to remove my clothes, and sat on the bed. She quickly took off her bottoms, jumped on the bed and asked what I wanted to do?! I noticed several scratches and cuts on her legs, but didn't ask, I just wanted to get this over with. She began with 20-30 second CBJ and told me that she was tired and that we should try something else. She declined cowgirl and mish, but agreed to doggy. Let's just say the entire session probably lasted about 15 mins, which was fine cause I just wanted to get the hell out of there. I quickly got dressed and bolted out the front door.

Her ad is on escort-locator.com, and the following is an excerpt from that ad:

Description

Age: 31 maybe about ten years ago

Hi there, guys and gals, I am a fun loving open minded, 5'3" 107 lbs green eyed blonde, 34-24-34... open minded my ass. i think she meant 24-24-34 cause she doesn't have a chest

I apologize if I offend anyone with this review, but I figure since many people on this site have indirectly helped my hobby with their reviews, I'd hand out a warning. If you've already seen this lady, I feel sorry for you, everyone has their own opinions, and this was mine.

 

[Analyst]

I apologize if I offend anyone with this review, but I figure since many people on this site have indirectly helped my hobby with their reviews, I'd hand out a warning. If you've already seen this lady, I feel sorry for you, everyone has their own opinions, and this was mine.

Sorry to hear about your experience, but if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck most likely it is.... But you took one for the team and it will probably save many others, so I'm sure you have the "community's" appreciation for your review ....

P.S. I think you might have to let your big brain make the decisions from now on. The little brain is FIRED ! LOL

 

[chris98]

Thanks for sharing. I had just been looking at her ad!

 

[duck]

I'm just a lurker on this board usually so everyone can take my comments for what they think it's worth.

I booked an appointment with Misty a few weeks ago at my place. I called her based on a good review she got on the other board. She was very anxious to come over and if she is a "druggie" as described by Tempted I now know why. I had expressed reservations about seeing someone without seeing what they look like first and she assured me she was very attractive so I invited her over. She was about 45 min late because the taxi driver got lost and as soon as I saw her I should have gave her some travelling money and turned her away at the door but the taxi was gone already. I think I'm pretty easy going about looks but Tempted's description is very accurate if not generous in my opinion and she definitely is not my type.

She was coughing and hacking from the second she entered the house and never stopped. Misty offered to give me a massage but I had no oil so she said there must be something in the bathroom that could be used so she proceeded to go through every drawer and cabinet in the washroom until she found an old bottle of body lotion I forgot I had. After a short massage we quickly did the deed. Misty then said she was going to take a quick shower assuming I was ok with that and took her sports bag with her into the washroom. She had a quick shower where she continued hacking away and thankfully her prearranged taxi ride came back 15 min early and she left. I paid for an hour but got 45 min that seemed like a lifetime because I couldn't get her out of the house fast enough.

Afterwards I had a shower myself but was almost afraid to walk into my bathroom and step into the shower after all the coughing and hacking she did in there. I noticed she went into the drawer again and helped herself to a sample pack of soap instead of using the bottle already in the shower. What upset me most was I just noticed tonight that a gift set of men's cologne I had in the medicine cabinet was missing. She must have stashed it in her sports bag during her shower. I'm not the type to go accusing one of stealing unless I'm absolutely positive. I know all the people who have been in my washroom recently and absolutely no one except Misty was able to take that out of the house because the cologne was in a display case that can't be hidden by the other visitors to my house.

Let this be a warning to stay away from this lady and I guess as the saying goes, I took one for the team.

 

[randcauthon]

Thanx for your reviews guys, I was actually considering giving Misty a call based on a very possitive review from someone on Canada Adult Fun, but based on these reviews from people I would trust a lot more, I'd have to say I would never ever think of meeting her! Yikes, I feel for you both! But I guess we've all had a turn TOFTT and getting the bad end of it. Thanx for the heads up!