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Mini barbie returns

SNOWPLOW!!!

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Arriving from back east, mini Barbie once again graces our fine city.

http://victoria.backpage.ca/FemaleE...il-popular-demand-instagram-verified/16470322

I promptly arranged to spend time with the future ‘Miss Snowplow’ and -as is only just- was the first to call upon her Saturday.

Let’s go old school today and rock the classic “LOOKS-ATTITUDE-SERVICE” perb review format

LOOKS:
Standing at just under 5 feet tall Barbie has a tight, taut and shapely little ass.
She possesses an ample & perky bosom.
But her best feature, IMHO is her mesmerizing eyes.

I have a confession to make:
There was something I left out of my first review of Barbie https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?242960-Mini-Barbie-DYNAMITE-comes-in-small-packages
Due to confusion scheduling (totally my fault) I saw her only minutes after she had awakened.The most amazing thing was that she hadn’t had time to put make-up on but still looked absolutely jaw droppingly gorgeous. How many escorts can pull that off? Seriously, stop and ponder for a moment... maybe the top 2 percent? (if that).

Arriving for my second visit, the door opened at her in-call and I stood there taking in the beauty standing before me. Replete with make-up applied, she was truly breathtaking.




ATTITUDE:
This is a one cool chick, fun to be around with a great sense of humor. She had me laughing hysterically as she described the episode of Family Guy where Peter is pimping out Quagmire https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qk_c9hKur_M

She seemed to legitimately enjoy our time together, rather than just tolerate it.

mini Barbie occupies that psychological ideal whereby:
-She’s too new to be jaded
&
-She‘s too good natured to be a bitch, even though she’s hot enough to get away with it (but not with the ‘plow, I don’t put up with that crap, lol)


SERVICE:
Even with my scheduling snafu on the first visit she was a total trooper. Not only did she see me but she showed me a fantastic time.

The second visit simply blew the first visit away. Seriously.

Barbie is perfect mix of being laid back, energetic and a consummate professional.
Particularly:
-She initiated yet took direction.
&
-She was enthusiastic yet patient.
......I just can’t stress enough how much this balancing act contributed to my overall enjoyment.


I think we all agree that in this super competitive Victoria scene, warranting a repeat is difficult enough.

mini Barbie? See her and you’ll become a regular.
....In the end, perhaps that’s the best testament of the quality experience she provides.

‘Plow


PS:
mini Barbie comes bearing a gift in the form of her duo partner:
An Ebony Enchantress named Alisha

Anyone hook up with this super fine ebony beauty? Have you seen that ass?!

Come on fella’s, I can’t see them all.... a little help here?

I’m hereby dispatching a reconnaissance mission led by Taz Man & Seabeast

Godspeed gentleman..... Godspeed!

http://victoria.backpage.ca/FemaleE...orn-star-body-video-proof-booty-play/17605252
 

Seabeast

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I did try to hook up with Alisha, cos that body needs a beast to stay satisfied... initial texts were ok but then she fell of the radar, probably got fully booked;)
 

SDK

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I did try to hook up with Alisha, cos that body needs a beast to stay satisfied... initial texts were ok but then she fell of the radar, probably got fully booked;)
In what way are you a "beast", if you don't mind my asking.
 

SDK

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He has a lycanothropic hairy back. Lol . J/k
I thought he always wanted to be a Kraken ("Seabeast") - like the dad from 'Step Brothers' who wanted to be a T-Rex!
 

pussy lover

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Did I do good? Didn’t give u up on your college experimental stage. You name plus “ iality “
 

SDK

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You guys are right, kraken is more appropriate;)
That doesn't answer the original question of why you referred to yourself as a "beast" in response to the review - other than your love for the Kraken.
 

Taz Man

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There is a 3rd lovely lady in this mix...Jacky. If I were wealthy like the plot an, I’d lock myself in a room with all three and only allow for room service to open the door. Damn that’s a lot of fine boobage
 

Quarter Mile'r

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Mind sharing the rate?
Gotta bump this question for sure. Welcome bro's from the mainland.
I see Mini Barbie is gracing our fine city with her presence and was wondering also what her
rates are?

https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...official_mini_barbie_visiting_burnaby-3080290

She does look absolutely stunning.

Oooops, just saw your previous thread there Snowplow on Barbie and with her restrictions and price I'd rather
waste the money on one of those deadfish K-gals we got here infiltrating the fine city of Vancouver.

Sorry I wasted your time brothers. From the mainlander here. You have my sympathy on another to good
to be true fellas.

Cheers!




........................QM'r
 

SNOWPLOW!!!

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FYI:
I haven’t mentioned restrictions or pricing in a review in years (if ever)

As for you Quarter Mile’r... it’s your loss (and leaves more mini Barbie for the rest of us! lol)

‘Plow
 
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