Me (in the confessional): Father, I am seeing Miley in April when she returns and I’m going to bang the shit out of her.
Father Murphy: (pauses) My son, that is not a sin. Why are you telling me this?
Me: Shit man, I’m telling everyone!
Father Murphy: (pauses) My son, that is not a sin. Why are you telling me this?
Me: Shit man, I’m telling everyone!





