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snoop23

Search ‘Michelle LL 9050’ and you will find my review of Michelle from back in May.

Hope that helps,

Snoop
 

enigmax2

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I've been lurking here for a while and im posting for the first time to tell you my horrible experience with michelle 8963, used to be 9050.

Messaged her in the morning, we confirmed service, time and price. I messaged her once i got off work, confirming time again before i did my 45 minute drive through traffic to see her. Once i arrived she called and asked me to call her back at the door for buzzer. Called her one minute later, no answer. text her saying im waiting. 5 minutes go by, I get a message saying she cant see me. Try calling her back no answer, no texts... leave. Big waste of time and gas money.

This isnt the first time shes done this as ive read from previous reviews. Go see anyone else.
 

stressless123

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I have seen her 4-5 times and my experiences have been positive . As snoop mentioned, look her up under her old number 9050 and read the reviews in that post. Feel free to PM me if you need more info!
 

Mission1

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I have a few buddies who tried to see her (not members) and basically she won’t see any other ethnicity unless you’re and older white dude lol..

She doesn’t see black, brown or Spanish for sure...

She doesn’t post that, so if you fall into any of those categorized or anywhere near then don’t bother wasting your time..

She does look hot, but I’d probably get turned away too lol
 

valleyiron

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Saw her recently, from the mixed reviews you always wonder. Set a time and arrived to find a georgous girl greeting me. I'd say candian born but i could be wrong but talking to her i thought so. provides a good safe service not alot else to say
 

sunkenfate

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I read all of these reviews before heading out to see this girl and fuck man I should of listened. Setting up an appointment was easy enough but from there on out it was a tortuous joke. Before leaving my house I confirmed with her twice because I was aware of how flaky she is. Get there on time, text her and she said she needed 15mins to get ready. 15 mins quickly turns into half an hour. I call her and she says she is ready.... I ask her for the buzzer and she says to walk up to the door. After another 10+ minutes of phone tag she picks up and says that i'm too young and she won't see me because we may have gone to the same highscool. Very unlikely since I am not even from the area. This bitch is sitting by her window playing super spy lol. I don't care how hot this girl is, there is nothing more important than your time. This girl deserves no business, please take your money somewhere else.

On the phone she sounded like an absolute bimbo... no real surprise there. This all could be avoided if she put an age and ethnicity restrictions on her ad.... but of course the ad is half assed to shit. Hope this saves someone time....
 

johnhann91

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I read all of these reviews before heading out to see this girl and fuck man I should of listened. Setting up an appointment was easy enough but from there on out it was a tortuous joke. Before leaving my house I confirmed with her twice because I was aware of how flaky she is. Get there on time, text her and she said she needed 15mins to get ready. 15 mins quickly turns into half an hour. I call her and she says she is ready.... I ask her for the buzzer and she says to walk up to the door. After another 10+ minutes of phone tag she picks up and says that i'm too young and she won't see me because we may have gone to the same highscool. Very unlikely since I am not even from the area. This bitch is sitting by her window playing super spy lol. I don't care how hot this girl is, there is nothing more important than your time. This girl deserves no business, please take your money somewhere else.

On the phone she sounded like an absolute bimbo... no real surprise there. This all could be avoided if she put an age and ethnicity restrictions on her ad.... but of course the ad is half assed to shit. Hope this saves someone time....
I tried to meet Michelle she pulled all those tricks as well. I went out there and as about 20mins away she says can you come 1.5 hr later. I was like fuck but ok. Show up at her incall texted her no response. I called nothing. Waited for like 15mins then she said come on up. I went up to her place well, definitely not like her picture. She's a brunette and told me she wears a wig for the photos. Add maybe 15 lbs to the body. I wanted to leave but was feeling super horny so felt since I'm here better to get it over with.

Went to her bedroom and really sad skills. I booked for an hr and left after 20mins. Worst service ever.

Stay away not worth the time or money.
 

Adictedtopussy

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Apr 3, 2019
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This girl is a total flake. Wasted my time. She claimed that we might have mutual friends. What a flake! She plays peek-a-boo and looks out her second story window to see what you look like.
 

Fuckbot

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I'm curious about how it was a waste. She looks hot, so fucking a hot chick despite being mechanical was a waste? How much did you spend?
 

Edward Lei

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^ It was a waste because the service wasn't up to THEIR standards. Not everyone has low standards, ie YOU.
 

Fuckbot

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^ It was a waste because the service wasn't up to THEIR standards. Not everyone has low standards, ie YOU.
edward san, I am humbled by your wisdom. He did say it was mechanical and come for me baby. My question was, in comparison to her above average leolist body/face, it was that much of a let down? In that case, could he or you oh wise and venerable, possible dollar store merchandise manufacturing master, please let me know is even hotter, has better service in Surrey?

Thanks oh venerable one, I hope to one day have your high , lexus, mitsubishi, honda, kawasaki standards, and the ability to shrink my dick just as much.

Any of the things I said are not negatives, they are highly sought after qualities to which I definitely aspire.
 

Edward Lei

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Go see her yourself and write a fucking review on her then come back and talk to me. Clearly, you can't/or choose not to read all the average to shitty reviews on her.

It's weak ass pooners like you who wax poetic about getting no kissing, no bbbj, no cim, no this, no that, no everything and STILL pay 300 for a girl who may or may not be a 7 who wears a fucking wig that is killing it for everyone.
 

Fuckbot

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Go see her yourself and write a fucking review on her then come back and talk to me. Clearly, you can't/or choose not to read all the average to shitty reviews on her.

It's weak ass pooners like you who wax poetic about getting no kissing, no bbbj, no cim, no this, no that, no everything and STILL pay 300 for a girl who may or may not be a 7 who wears a fucking wig that is killing it for everyone.
Or MAYBE and I do say this with all due respect, Mr Lei, it's guys like you that think they can pay for someone to be their genuine, real as fuck (how long do you scientifically think that can be kept up? ) fluid exchange girlfriend that kills it for those of us that can have a woman for real with whom liquids are always being exhanged and literally just want to fuck a playboy bunny without that?

Anyway, it's a lost cause. Mr Lei's jump down girls throats and they exit the industry and low quality slobbers is what we get as a result - perhaps, there's more to the economics of somone who could be a model and chooses to production line dick instead - cocaine is probably heavily involved.

But I digress. This michelle chick looks from her pics like a playboy model and only those of us who enjoyed playboy could enjoy a safe experience with her - are there any other playboy calibre providers in surrey? Or was she a waste of money because the wig was hiding a receding fucking hairline? Im curious. Dont want to answer, fine, but why you gotta get all crazy lei lei?

Ps, I DID try to see her but struck out - she prolly 100% knows me in real life and just couldnt look the other way lol, oh well, worth a shot/jail threats for a 2nd try, but oh how envious am I of those that smashed and meh it - maybe they can recommend a real head turner?
 

Edward Lei

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You struck out because she caught a whiff of your weak ass scent when you showed up. OR she's just being the WOT half the guys on here said she is. You pick. The fact that you even bothered to try to see someone with such a reputation is pretty pathetic. Have some self respect.

And for the record, what I choose to do with whomever is none of your damn business. Just like how I could care less what you do or don't do with your dick. I've been doing this long enough that I simply don't have to deal with WOTs like Michelle and the junkies posting at 2 am - I got better and more attractive options that don't say no at my disposal. If you haven't noticed, Leo is a shit show these days and for guys like you looking for some action in Surrey, I pity you.
 
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