MHMMM - things that make you go HMMM

[maverick73]

So I was watching the Mummy on DVD last night... (yeah I know it's got BRENDAN FRASER in it... but hey, it was $23.99 for all 3 movies with a $10 ticket to go see King Kong... which means I only paid about $5 per Mummy Movie) and there was a scene at the end where Brendan is fighting a bunch of mummies, choppping their heads off with his sword and stuff... and out of nowhere, he kicks a mummy in the balls... and the mummy "feels the pain"... that "made me go hmmmm" ... if the mummy is all bone and bandages, how does he feel ball pain if he doesn't have any balls left?

I guess if I wasn't such a "grade A moron" and got my degree from "bovine university" I would know the answer.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

...it was $23.99 for all 3 movies with a $10 ticket to go see King Kong.....

Wasn't that deal the shit?
And a nice case to boot.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Bak on trak --->

Dude in Red Eye gets stabbed hard in the throat with a pen. Pulls it out after a few minutes and wraps a silk scarf around his neck. Carries on chasing this broad for the remainder of the flik.
His voice did go a bit hoarser though...

Hmmmmmmmmm....

 

[maverick73]

Wasn't that deal the shit?
And a nice case to boot.

I also got the Jurassic Park package for $23.99 (so I would have an extra King Kong ticket to take a lady friend to go see it with!)... I was hoping the movies would be remastered... but nope, they were IDENTICAL to the 3 movies I already had, bonus features and all.. right down to all the "dirt" on the film that got transferred to DVD... only thing diff. was the graphics on the disc itself... oh well, I figure I can ebay my 3 Jurassic park movies, or give them as gifts to some relatives... or sell to Blockbuster with their trade in program... they used to give $5 minimum per DVD, but I've heard they've reduced it now... at least the new case is space efficient... all 3 movies in 1 nice little case and I can make more room on my DVD shelves which are currently overflowing... I've been trying to sell the crappy ones to Blockbuster .

JP3 was $4.66 at Zellers!!!! They were from 2001... they had a thing on them that said "BUY JP3 and get a free DVD... offer expires Dec. 31, 2001!!

 

[maverick73]

Ok so I'm watching the bonus features where they show in detail how they made the one of the opening scenes where the guy is buried alive with all those beatles... I noticed that the guy poring the beatles has his hand right on the edge ... and he's not wearing gloves! He's wearing this huge protective helmet, body armor and everything... but is pouring deadly beatles with his bare hands... they are basically rushing right past his unprotected hand... shouldn't they have attacked him like they did all the other people later in the movie? Made me go... "HMMM"

 

[maverick73]

Ok so then I'm watching the Mummy Returns... there is a big battle at the start of the movie between the Scorpion King army and some other army... now, upon closer inspection, the guys from both sides are wearing the same color outfits and armor! How the heck did they tell each other apart and know they were killing the enemy and not their own guys? Made me go ... "HMMM"

And another thing... if the Rock, I mean Scorpion King is the leader of that army, why is he up front risking getting killed... the generals usually command the army from the back like Markus Aerilius (sp?) in Gladiator... not even getting their hands dirty... if I was part of the other army, I would have sent 4-5 dedicated guys after their "leader" and easily killed him... that made me go... "HMMM"

 

[eljudo]

So I was watching the Mummy on DVD last night... (yeah I know it's got BRENDAN FRASER in it... but hey, it was $23.99 for all 3 movies with a $10 ticket to go see King Kong... which means I only paid about $5 per Mummy Movie) and there was a scene at the end where Brendan is fighting a bunch of mummies, choppping their heads off with his sword and stuff... and out of nowhere, he kicks a mummy in the balls... and the mummy "feels the pain"... that "made me go hmmmm" ... if the mummy is all bone and bandages, how does he feel ball pain if he doesn't have any balls left?

I guess if I wasn't such a "grade A moron" and got my degree from "bovine university" I would know the answer.

why stop there?, lets ask how can a mummified dried piece of skin come alive, and tries to kick your ass?

 

[maverick73]

why stop there?, lets ask how can a mummified dried piece of skin come alive, and tries to kick your ass?

Through the magic of ILM?

 

[maverick73]

Ok so I went to see King Kong tonight and...

How come he didn't have any genitals? Is he asexual? That made me go "HMMM."

 

[maverick73]

More on King Kong

I thought I heard Jack Black's character say he was a "25 ft ape." That is about 4-5 people high... sure looked a LOT taller than 4-5 people high when Ann Darrow was standing between his legs (perhaps posturing for a little human to ape head?) on the Empire State building. That made me go "HMMM"

 

[maverick73]

I heard King Kong was the last of his breed and that his family was killed... you had to think he was thinking of making some baby kongs with Ann Darrow... ok, assuming he was able to jerk off and produce some sperm that Ann could then manually insert into her baby oven, once the baby was born would it grow into the same size as King Kong? Or would it be human size, but just really dark and hairy like Kong? "HMMM"

 

[maverick73]

It was major chaos in the streets when Kong escaped from his chains in NY... all of a sudden Ann Darrow shows up, and everything goes 100% quiet for as far as you can see???? It's perfectly quiet, not a whisper, nothing... and Kong and Ann get to frolick on the frozen lake for 10 minutes? And then the army shows up suddenly out of nowhere?

Ok, so 100% chaos -> 100% quiet for 10 minutes -> 100% chaos again

Kind of like the shape of a perfect square wave... made me go "HMMM"

 

[eljudo]

I thought I heard Jack Black's character say he was a "25 ft ape." That is about 4-5 people high... sure looked a LOT taller than 4-5 people high when Ann Darrow was standing between his legs (perhaps posturing for a little human to ape head?) on the Empire State building. That made me go "HMMM"

ok i will go with the flow...

heres is one.

if the gorilla had the hots for the blonde, where was his HARDONE?

also, KONGBALLZ were no where to be seen!!!!

 

[eljudo]

It was major chaos in the streets when Kong escaped from his chains in NY... all of a sudden Ann Darrow shows up, and everything goes 100% quiet for as far as you can see???? It's perfectly quiet, not a whisper, nothing... and Kong and Ann get to frolick on the frozen lake for 10 minutes? And then the army shows up suddenly out of nowhere?

Ok, so 100% chaos -> 100% quiet for 10 minutes -> 100% chaos again

Kind of like the shape of a perfect square wave... made me go "HMMM"

another thing that made me go " hmmmm was the fact that they showed kong eating bamboo... but didnt show Kong taking a shit? !!!

 

[LonelyGhost]

ok i will go with the flow...

heres is one.

if the gorilla had the hots for the blonde, where was his HARDONE?

also, KONGBALLZ were no where to be seen!!!!

Like most perberts, a gorilla's erect penis is only 1" long ...

 

[eljudo]

Like most perberts, a gorilla's erect penis is only 1" long ...

u gotto be joking???

but taking that into consideration.... a beast 10 times the size of a normal gorilla... we multiply the average gorialla size of 1' x 10 (size of kong ) we get a 10' of kong love tool going!


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