Never heard back from MGF, never got an explanation or apology so.......
.......here comes the SCATHING - sort of - REVIEW
After you read this story, you'll be glad Alexandra and Monica don't operate heavy equipment, or fly commercial aircraft. :fear:They'd hit the CN Tower and precipitate Canada's own 9-11. Two ditzy Quebec chicks trying to operate a 1990s-level Internet booking system they likely bought second-hand on eBay. :crazy: God help us all!
So, I thought I'd try my luck with MGF again, as things went reasonably well last time, although Alexandra and Monica always pack the bookings really, really tight.
First I send an email, and being a dumb-ass myself, forgetting what a very wise man once told me: “Never give a woman a choice. They just lock-up. You have to lead and tell them how it's gonna' be.”, I let them know I had wide-availability for Wednesday and some time in the afternoon on Thursday. I wanted to give them a chance to slot me in where it worked best for them, and all would be happy. What a considerate guy, don't you think?
The promised reply within 1/2 hour was not forthcoming but then I noticed they gave preference to clients using their Internet booking system (as they say, to error is human, to really fuck things up use a computer), I tried for an afternoon booking first.
It comes back: “You are on a waiting list”.
Huh?
As well, an email comes in to ask me to “activate” or “cancel” my booking. Why would I want to cancel right after booking? Why “activate”? I wouldn't have contacted them if I didn't want to see a girl.
If you look at the booking drop-down menu, it allows specific times for the evening, but “afternoon” and “morning” allegedly default to “waiting list”.
I book again, thinking I need to get a guaranteed time, forced to take an early evening slot. Same email comes back asking me to activate or cancel. I activate.
Two emails come back, but I only open one (thinking the other is just a resend) and it assigns me a specific time for the afternoon on Thursday, but that time clashes with my other obligations.
I phone to try to cancel, but as you know Alexandra and Monica seem to have a policy about not talking to clients. And they resist texting (no reply ever comes back), the faster, better technology of the 21st century.
With a little effort, I manage to cancel the afternoon-waiting list appointment and ask for another one. Here's the exasperating, crazy chain of email messages that follows :frusty::
I reply:

I was about to sit down at my computer and compose a review that would melt rock, BUT MGF STILL wants to do more damage!
Perhaps reflecting on their own inanity, they send this unsolicited email message to me a few hours later:

On Wednesday, they email to confirm:
As you know, MGF gives out the hotel room # in advance, rather than doing the more common confirm-by-text-five-minutes-before-from-the-lobby. I send a courtesy text anyways at 12:40 pm from the lobby anyways. No reply. :frusty:
I go up to the hotel room, the maid is just outside the door as I arrive, and we both hear from the room in a booming voice that carries down the hallway:
“Hi, Laura, welcome to Winnipeg. My name is (pooner's name redacted). I've seen Karla and Sarah before. Hey, can you give me back $10 from my twenty? I don't have exact change. I've been to Montreal before.....blah, blah, blah....”
SHHHEEEEE-IT! THE MONTREAL AIRHEADS HAD DOUBLE-BOOKED POONERS ANYWAYS! I must have been just behind this guy!
In the only moment of levity I got from the whole business, I turn to the maid and say: “Geez, he's cheap. He should have left the $10 as a tip.”
Maid says: “Yeah, he's cheap. What's ten dollars, he's going to have sex, he should be in a good mood and pay her!”
LOL.
ound:
I went back to the lobby, phoned Laura's room to let her know she had been double-booked, and she confirmed with me some other guy had just started banging her at......12:45.
What a waste of Viagra!
I'm done with MGF. They are just trying to pack as many wallets within 24 hours on top of a hot girl as they can get away with, and don't care too much about the customers carrying those wallets.
.......here comes the SCATHING - sort of - REVIEW
After you read this story, you'll be glad Alexandra and Monica don't operate heavy equipment, or fly commercial aircraft. :fear:They'd hit the CN Tower and precipitate Canada's own 9-11. Two ditzy Quebec chicks trying to operate a 1990s-level Internet booking system they likely bought second-hand on eBay. :crazy: God help us all!
So, I thought I'd try my luck with MGF again, as things went reasonably well last time, although Alexandra and Monica always pack the bookings really, really tight.
First I send an email, and being a dumb-ass myself, forgetting what a very wise man once told me: “Never give a woman a choice. They just lock-up. You have to lead and tell them how it's gonna' be.”, I let them know I had wide-availability for Wednesday and some time in the afternoon on Thursday. I wanted to give them a chance to slot me in where it worked best for them, and all would be happy. What a considerate guy, don't you think?
The promised reply within 1/2 hour was not forthcoming but then I noticed they gave preference to clients using their Internet booking system (as they say, to error is human, to really fuck things up use a computer), I tried for an afternoon booking first.
It comes back: “You are on a waiting list”.
Huh?
As well, an email comes in to ask me to “activate” or “cancel” my booking. Why would I want to cancel right after booking? Why “activate”? I wouldn't have contacted them if I didn't want to see a girl.
If you look at the booking drop-down menu, it allows specific times for the evening, but “afternoon” and “morning” allegedly default to “waiting list”.
I book again, thinking I need to get a guaranteed time, forced to take an early evening slot. Same email comes back asking me to activate or cancel. I activate.
Two emails come back, but I only open one (thinking the other is just a resend) and it assigns me a specific time for the afternoon on Thursday, but that time clashes with my other obligations.
I phone to try to cancel, but as you know Alexandra and Monica seem to have a policy about not talking to clients. And they resist texting (no reply ever comes back), the faster, better technology of the 21st century.
With a little effort, I manage to cancel the afternoon-waiting list appointment and ask for another one. Here's the exasperating, crazy chain of email messages that follows :frusty::
But they knew this time didn't work either. Damn, NEVER let a woman try to make the scheduling decisions, it confuses them. Now I open the other email and find, yes, I DO have an appointment at 5:30 pm on Wednesday. GREAT!you have now an appointment with Laura on thursday 14th at 3:15pm for 1hr/250 in Winnipeg. Please reply this email to comfirm your appointment.
I see there IS an appointment for me at 5:30 pm tomorrow (Wednesday). I didn't realize I was double-booked.
I can keep that appointment time.
You'd think all would be settled by now, but NOOO-OOOOO, these two ladies still want to screw with me. A few hours later I get this email:you have only your appointment on wednesday at 5:30pm with Laura, i have cancel the other one.
Hey, I'm an easy-going, accommodating guy. I'll switch times to help them out.Can you do 12:45pm for 1hr on thursday ?
They never use text, these luddite chicks. THIS bullshit email comes back:Sure. Let's switch my appointment to 12:45 pm on Thursday. Please confirm this works by email or, preferably, text
WTF??? First they want me to switch to 12:45, then the time is GONE!On thursday Laura is available from 9am to 11:45am, at 1:15pm for 30min or 3:15pm
MORE BULLSHIT COMES BACK:I thought you wanted 12:45 pm on Thursday? I was trying to accommodate you.
I'll keep the time at 5:30-6:30 pm tomorrow (wednesday)
JEEZ-US H KRIST!!!! Are these two chicks on drugs or somethin'???? What airheads! Now I have NO appointment! This is fuckin' retarded!I have cancel your appointment that you had on wednesday please let me know when you would like to reschedule?
Laura is available from 9am to midnight in Wnnipeg until the 16th
I was about to sit down at my computer and compose a review that would melt rock, BUT MGF STILL wants to do more damage!
Perhaps reflecting on their own inanity, they send this unsolicited email message to me a few hours later:
Now, I'M going to be the stupid fuck. I ACTUALLY take her at her word :crazy:, confirming with their archaic online booking system AND send an email (text messages still no reply, despite me pleading with them to use them):i have book you the 12:45pm appointment with laura i have made some change in her schedule for you. Please let me know if you want to comfirm this appointment.
I'm pissed now.Yes, confirm 12:45 pm for one hour on Thursday. Please confirm u received this message AND WILL NOT GIVE THE TIME SLOT AWAY.
On Wednesday, they email to confirm:
Note she put in am, not pm. I fire back, using bold to make a point. These girls are not too bright, and every detail needs to be managed or this appointment is going off the rails:You have an appointment tomorrow Feb.14th with Laura at 12:45 am for 1hr/250
You have the appointment time written here as 12: 45 am. I should be 12:45 pm in the afternoon. Please confirm.
Looks OK, huh? You'd think things are finally working out. WRONG!yes its 12:45 pm sorry i did a mistake
As you know, MGF gives out the hotel room # in advance, rather than doing the more common confirm-by-text-five-minutes-before-from-the-lobby. I send a courtesy text anyways at 12:40 pm from the lobby anyways. No reply. :frusty:
I go up to the hotel room, the maid is just outside the door as I arrive, and we both hear from the room in a booming voice that carries down the hallway:
“Hi, Laura, welcome to Winnipeg. My name is (pooner's name redacted). I've seen Karla and Sarah before. Hey, can you give me back $10 from my twenty? I don't have exact change. I've been to Montreal before.....blah, blah, blah....”
SHHHEEEEE-IT! THE MONTREAL AIRHEADS HAD DOUBLE-BOOKED POONERS ANYWAYS! I must have been just behind this guy!
In the only moment of levity I got from the whole business, I turn to the maid and say: “Geez, he's cheap. He should have left the $10 as a tip.”
Maid says: “Yeah, he's cheap. What's ten dollars, he's going to have sex, he should be in a good mood and pay her!”
LOL.
I went back to the lobby, phoned Laura's room to let her know she had been double-booked, and she confirmed with me some other guy had just started banging her at......12:45.
What a waste of Viagra!
I'm done with MGF. They are just trying to pack as many wallets within 24 hours on top of a hot girl as they can get away with, and don't care too much about the customers carrying those wallets.
Alexandra and Monica
YOU SUCK BIG TIME!!!
YOU SUCK BIG TIME!!!