MFBF - Female Burping and Farting

[maverick73]

Ok, I was just watching the Bachelor and a "semi respectably hot" chick says "I'm a chick that burps and farts.. I'm not afraid to let 'er rip and roar"... and that just cracked me up...

Most of the women I've met seem so insecure about farting and burping... like it's so "unfeminine" to burp and fart... well burping is ok, but farting is a big nono... I personally don't care... after all, it's a natural human bodily function...

So the question is... what is 1 female burp equivalent to in terms of burp and fart wars between a man and woman living together?

I've come up with:

1. 1 female burp = 1 male fart

2. 1 female fart (normal) = 2 male farts (normal) or 1 male fart (long lasting smell)

3. 1 female fart (long lasting smell) = 1 male fart (normal) + 1 male fart (long lasting smell)

4. 1 female burp (where you can smell it) = 2 male burps (where you can smell it) or 1 male fart (long lasting smell)

So, is everybody in agreement?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Farts are big!!

Here is another resource for you Mav!!

http://www.farts.com/

Pretty shitty huh?

 

[yoniluvrca]

you sank my battle shit

Here is a funny clip featuring two female farters. Very funny. Anybody know where it is from?


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/59726/battle_of_the_farts/

 

[Jazmine_bunny]

I laughed sooo hard the 1st time I seen that in the movie that I amost pee'd myself. Its from the movie "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle".

 

[crazydancer]

hee hee i love that movie too. u gotta watch that movie when u r stone, i was told. lol