Methodman he like to buy Car
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No you don't want a car, plus installing chick magnets is very expensive and it is hard to find competent installers. What you need to do is head down to Calgary and get a chuckwagon. There are many advantages to this. First they are much cheaper then a car and have much more room for all the family. Also, you will not need to install a chick magnet, because you will have horses. Everybody knows chicks like animals and you'll have four of them out in front of you. Should attract lots of chicks. Then consider the money you will save on viagra. Those horses asses in front of you will remind of your sisters asses and will keep you horny without the use of chemicals, when they fart it will be just like home, so you'll never be homesick. Of course there is the extra money you can make. If one of the wives is misbehaving you can have her follow the wagon and collect all the horse apples, then sell them for fertilizer. Plus I hear Sperminator is a lazy fuck, so you can rent the horses out to him to graze on his lawn so he doesn't have to mow it. Just make sure you get cash from him and not his old brown shoes or his sister.
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To hit 2 birds with one stone is decent....but that post was like a richochet bouncing around a murder of crows...TFF and I take my hat off to you....damn that was good..so good that I had to wipe down my flatscreen from the beer that was sprayed on it whilst laughing.
SR
That's just too gay. Even the horses look gay.Chuck Wagon????? NO NO NO - a laundau is the way to go!!!!
As you can see, this girl met the guy once and doesn't plan to leave. It's the Full Horses of course, a laundau is not a chick magnet if it's drawn by mares or a gelding.
Before you buy, just remember the ladies know that the fancier, more expensive the car or bigger the truck...the smaller the penis. 
I have pleaded with MSZ. SZabina to do a little mini tour of the prairies before.SZWEETIE, What kind of magnet do I need to get you out here to Winnipeg?
Escorting is not the only vocation that keeps her busy, she has other commitments that keep her
anchored in Vancouver. So you respect her situation and hope that someday
you make it out to Vancouver before she retires.
Try smaller mosquitoes.SZWEETIE, What kind of magnet do I need to get you out here to Winnipeg?
Holy moly, who's the girl in your sig?I have pleaded with MSZ. SZabina to do a little mini tour of the prairies before.
Escorting is not the only vocation that keeps her busy, she has other commitments that keep her
anchored in Vancouver. So you respect her situation and hope that someday
you make it out to Vancouver before she retires.
I knowI have pleaded with MSZ. SZabina to do a little mini tour of the prairies before.
Escorting is not the only vocation that keeps her busy, she has other commitments that keep her
anchored in Vancouver. So you respect her situation and hope that someday
you make it out to Vancouver before she retires.
A guy has to have some dreams.
this horses in picture they are a how you say?-----the man who make a bung bung in anoos of another man. Yes in a my country CCCP we make this a type of horse wear the blue hat and we put them in cage with the blue hat mans. in a my country i have a chocolate face horse he very strong horse and he very good at attract womans with shave down below. my wife she name Sveta she take picture of the methodman on a hees horse Margo while she work on plow.Chuck Wagon????? NO NO NO - a laundau is the way to go!!!!
methodman he very beeg like a can of pepsi so maybe methodman he buy very tiny car like penis of sperminator.Before you buy, just remember the ladies know that the fancier, more expensive the car or bigger the truck...the smaller the penis.
yes she very nice. how much for this one
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Methodman,
I sincerely hope you are enjoying your car search.
Like a primal scent, luxury cars, sports cars, muscle cars and 4 x 4s appeal to different women. If you have ever driven or owned a "Super Car", one does not care who it appeals to nor is there a woman that can truly capture your heart. As superficial as it sounds, there's a lot of truth to it. Driving a "house" on four wheels is truly magnificent as it catapults your heart into another realm. I can only hope that I find such love in a life long relationship with a woman.
Peace.
I sincerely hope you are enjoying your car search.
Like a primal scent, luxury cars, sports cars, muscle cars and 4 x 4s appeal to different women. If you have ever driven or owned a "Super Car", one does not care who it appeals to nor is there a woman that can truly capture your heart. As superficial as it sounds, there's a lot of truth to it. Driving a "house" on four wheels is truly magnificent as it catapults your heart into another realm. I can only hope that I find such love in a life long relationship with a woman.
Peace.
LOL! Man that sure takes me back.How about a hot van with some Frazetta artwork on the side?! Yeah, baby!!!
Veeeery nice. This is like automobile of famous american singer freddy mercuries. In CCCP we like freddy mercirues very much. yes he was a laaydeess man an we build beeg statyoo of him. it is terrible tragedy that he die in plane crash.How about a hot van with some Frazetta artwork on the side?! Yeah, baby!!!
