'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
My SP was twitching
with my hand down her blouse
The stockings were hung
By the chimney with care
I was planning her panties
Would soon join them there
As I carried her lightly
In a quest for romance
I had to admit
Had a tentpole in my pants
As I lay on the bed
With her lying underneath
I asked her quite calmly
"Do you have the sheath?"
Way up on the roof
There was sound of some clatter
I arose from our coitus
Drenching her in my splatter
At the side of the window
I could see a big sleigh
So I shut the curtains tight
I needed one more lay
The fat man intruded
He came into our sanctum
He eyeballed my gal
And admitted he'd wanked 'em
"Disgusting, you old perv"
"You're a kids' hero, eek!!"
So he left in a hurry
And I asked her for Greek
"That's extra, and worth it!"
So I pulled out my wallet
She was tight and gyrating
Boy, I sure knew how to call it!
After MSOG
And a little of anal
We tried conversing some
But the discourse was banal
The little guy, tired
Kind of wimped out on me
So she leapt off the bed
And got down on one knee
She rubbed and she tugged
And she tongue-lashed that sucker
'Til I cried out in ecstasy
"Holy jeez, mother-fucker!"
Then we towelled down quickly
Since the clock had run down
She was straightening her undies
But was wearing a frown
"What's the matter?" I asked
"Didn't you cum once or twice?"
"No honey, I faked it,"
"I was just being nice."
My macho-ness dashed
I went out to the car
I decided to crash
At the neighbourhood bar
I sat there, quietly
On the dirty barstool
Feeling alone and depressed
Just a true pooning fool
There were others beside me
Who noticed my mood
"Don't think about her, buddy"
"She calls everyone Dude!"
Merry Christmas to PERB!
-I am... Rambo
I am... NOT Slim Shady.
And all through the house
My SP was twitching
with my hand down her blouse
The stockings were hung
By the chimney with care
I was planning her panties
Would soon join them there
As I carried her lightly
In a quest for romance
I had to admit
Had a tentpole in my pants
As I lay on the bed
With her lying underneath
I asked her quite calmly
"Do you have the sheath?"
Way up on the roof
There was sound of some clatter
I arose from our coitus
Drenching her in my splatter
At the side of the window
I could see a big sleigh
So I shut the curtains tight
I needed one more lay
The fat man intruded
He came into our sanctum
He eyeballed my gal
And admitted he'd wanked 'em
"Disgusting, you old perv"
"You're a kids' hero, eek!!"
So he left in a hurry
And I asked her for Greek
"That's extra, and worth it!"
So I pulled out my wallet
She was tight and gyrating
Boy, I sure knew how to call it!
After MSOG
And a little of anal
We tried conversing some
But the discourse was banal
The little guy, tired
Kind of wimped out on me
So she leapt off the bed
And got down on one knee
She rubbed and she tugged
And she tongue-lashed that sucker
'Til I cried out in ecstasy
"Holy jeez, mother-fucker!"
Then we towelled down quickly
Since the clock had run down
She was straightening her undies
But was wearing a frown
"What's the matter?" I asked
"Didn't you cum once or twice?"
"No honey, I faked it,"
"I was just being nice."
My macho-ness dashed
I went out to the car
I decided to crash
At the neighbourhood bar
I sat there, quietly
On the dirty barstool
Feeling alone and depressed
Just a true pooning fool
There were others beside me
Who noticed my mood
"Don't think about her, buddy"
"She calls everyone Dude!"
Merry Christmas to PERB!
-I am... Rambo
I am... NOT Slim Shady.
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