The numerical system definitely is useless. With that said, bros who write a fan fic 2500 word review aren't exactly helping either. But I also think some guys are looking for those reviews. My favorite reviews are brief.
They look like:
Looks: Gorgeous. She looks exactly like the pictures.
Attitude: Great attitude. Easy to talk to and a wonderful personality.
Service: Everything on the menu is available as advertised.
Atmosphere: Very relaxing. Had a Bohemian vibe.
Incall Location: Easy to find and convenient.
Notes: Definitely do Doggy style. Russian wasn't the greatest, etc.
Repeat: Most definitely.
Cash: 3 Robert Bordons and 1 WL MacKenzie/hr
Boom.
You learn everything you need to know without having to read a novel or guess what someone's numerical system is like.
Or, just a useful:
Looks: Godzilla. She looks nothing like the pictures.
Attitude: She had lots of attitude.
Service: She was very attentive "did you cum" yet was verbalized early 8 seconds from about 2 minutes in and ownwards.
Atmosphere: Like a flop house but not as clean.
Incall Location: Saw it last week on America's Most Wanted so felt cool like a celebrity.
Notes: Definitely do Doggy style if you have no sense of smell. Russian wasn't the greatest as wasn't sure what roll was a breast.
Repeat: If I die and go to hell, I most certainly will as there can be nothing worse.
Cash: 3 Robert Bordons and 1 WL MacKenzie/hr