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Melina aka Heather Gold L&C

aznsuave

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after multiple attempts to book an appointment with Heather Gold of L&C and not getting a reply back. Frustration and unimpressed led to joy when Heather Gold going under her previous name of Melina from mgf had an ad up on BP and I quickly shot her a txt and to my surprise, quickly replied. Now, I dunno why these girls are with these agencies when they don't answer booking request but this agency also didn't reply to any of my request for an appointment with their other visiting ladies. Not impressed with L&C so anyways, back to Melina. Booking with her was quick and easy and PROMPT. We set up a time same day and went straight to her location. Location is in the exchange district are, nice comfy condo. In fact, my buddy has a condo in there so had to be extra careful. lol Got to her place, she buzzed me in. Walked in and she greeted me in her panties and a scarf hanging around her neck that just covered her titties. Damn, what a cutie. After a complimentary shower, went straight to bedroom and she proceeded to give me the best bbbj and hummmer ever. Hummed my balls while giving me that porn star eye contact at the same time. She climbed aboard and proceeded cowgirl which was amazing but the best part was doggy style. She loved the doggy style cuz she got more into it when I was slamming her hard from behind and telling me to fuck her pussy harder in her hot french accent. In fact, i didn't wanna leave that position because there was a small vanity mirror at the side where i was able to watch me give it to her and it was a sight. Finished her off in doggy style.
She's here until Tuesday before heading off to Brandon but last call would be monday as she's leaving tuesday morning so I'm probably gonna see her again tomorrow before she leaves. Gonna text her directly instead of going through L&C.
 
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Bctraveller

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Unless you just got her fired by just saying you are texting her directly. That's not fair to the agency that sets things up and supplies the condo.
Just sayin....
I'll also add ... Melina is very nice I met her last year. Wasnt in Wpg this time to meet up.
 

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Dont worry BCT , she did her own ad on Wpg BP . So I dont think he got her into any trouble . In fact I echo Anzsuave , it was tough getting a answer from L&C at first through email . So I texted Heather directly as well , who did respond promptly . To b honest I do not think she was happy with L&C 's booking capability either . However once I told Heather I was a L&C member , she told me to contact the agency to book .

So I texted the agency number this time , made my appointment and was given the address apt # n buzz code for Heather . ( thought this was weird , no agency usually gives this info til you are ready to call up ) . I booked for one hr with the possibility of Greek lessons , at Heathers discretion . Cost on a Saturday being a L&C member $250 + 100 for greek . Understood and agreed . Later of course the agency tried to upsell me to 2hrs for $450 ( n I am assuming 100 for greek making it $550 ) . I declined , n asked for the original hr with greek .

An hour away from my apt time with Heather I text her to confirm I am on my way . Of course the agency did not confirm my booking with her . So she only had a hour to get ready . lol
( guess I should have texted her again after I contacted her agency , but I thought they would have )

Cause of the booking confusion she was late letting me in for our scheduled time by ten minutes . No big deal we will just go ten past our scheduled time I thought .

The pictures do not lie she is Stunning , a Gorgeous Little hottie , thought I was in for the PSE of a lifetime . Nope . At least not with this gal .

She offered me wine , I accepted . You I asked . No I have been drinking all day . Perfect , guess I will drink alone :( . I drank fast .

She offered me the shower , I accepted . ( even though I thoroughly showered before driving in ) When I got out she was still on Facebook on her phone . I was not feeling the passion . In fact I think she was coming down with a cold to b honest . So I kinda limited the amount of kissing anyway .
After I disrobed and at full salute she informed me there would be no Greek ( at least I did not give her the Hundred for that yet , whew . )

Have to admit I was pretty disappointed . Greek was the one thing service she offered that Nadia did not . She is a L&C Sp visiting next week , I was also thinking of seeing .

I got over it quickly , chalk one up for the ego of my penis . To be honest I never thought I was that big , average maybe .

Go to start with the DATY , she stops me . No DATY ???? Turns out she cut herself trimming down there . CRAP!!! . I love DATY . Rely on it to get the women warmed up as well . It is my bread n Butter man lol .

At this point I am soooooo :) HAPPY :) I did not book for two hours at $450 . What a complete waste that would have been . Plus she would not have made it , she looked tired . Oh ya drinkin all day will do that .

So we skip my favorite part n she starts with the BBBJ . Which is very very good . Good eye contact , great technique .

Problem is , I have not had sex in almost a week . When I first walked in , I was almost ready to paint the place a new color of sperm when I saw how CRAZY Hot she was . Perhaps I should not have gone in with a loaded gun ( penis ) lol reminds me of the scene in Some thing about Mary

So I asked her to slow down a notch , thankfully she did . Other wise I for sure would have pooped to soon . I have to admit the sex was great . She rode me cowgirl , slow at first . She could not take all of me it seemed . Perhaps if we could have had done more DATY she would have been more ready for my big dick . Oh well . Rolled through a few positions each very good .

Then switched to doggy and yes the view was fantastic . She has a great lil ass . I was fucking her pretty hard but was saving myself for the next round . ( Turned out that would b a mistake )
I again did not want to cum to soon . She was luving the doggy so we kept at it til she was howling . After she collapsed on her stomach I continued to take her , finally giving her my entire length now as well . Grinding hard on top of that sweet ass . I think she came again cause she as covering her mouth with a pillow . That was it , I had to cum . Exploded a better word .

No a bad session so far was really looking forward to round two . Who needs Greek n DATY I was thinking . lol this is where it all goes south .

Even though we still have at least , twenty more minutes . She jumps off the bed and heads for a quick rinse in the shower . I am thinking where are you going I am still hard as a rock . Seems silly to me , we hardly worked up a sweat yet . ( as I said I was savin my energy for round two ) . Asks me to soap up after her as well . Now this seems really silly we coulda showered together VIP style . Oh well .

Still tryin to keep my hard on going I jump in n outta the shower quick . Guess who is back on Facebook , SIGH !!! .

Coax her back to the bedroom where we talk . Wasting more time and my hard on . Finally she busts out the lube again . At this point I tell her she can b more aggressive with the BBBJ , since I already came once . She just smiled and started to massage my dick n balls , trying to get me hard again . To bad we wasted all that time showering to get sweaty again , or so I thought .

I asked her for a condom as I thought of the positions I wanted to try next . Cause she was late getting started after all I thought we still had twenty minutes . Nope . She forgot about that too.

It was at this point she informed me that the offer of MSOG does not include Full Service for both shots . WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!

Since when ???????

So for the second shot all I was gonna get was a hand job . N oh ya you better concentrate ya only have 6 minutes left . CRAP : (

Needless to say that was all I needed to hear to make the hard on she was workin on go limp . Session over Thank you for wasting my time .

There will be no encore .

I packed up my shit did not shower on the way out , politely said good bye , and left very disappointed .


I was blown away by the stupidity of not offering Full service for both shots . Thinking how pissed I would have been if I came during the blowjob . What would that have meant ?? No penetration for the next shot too ?? Just a lubed up hand job for the second round cause I came to early ??
That is Ridiculous . I am mad that I was not informed about the way Heather thinks of MSOG .

***** Has any one else encountered this with other L&C girls , or Heather ? Or any other SP for that matter ? I am very curious . *****

What would have happened I wonder , if I had booked at $450 for two hours ? Two hours with a girl who will not let ya do DATY , and limits the amount of full service you get . That would have really sucked . I would still be ranting on this board til next week .

All in all , not the worst time I have had with a escort . Definitely will not be repeating with Heather again though .

If I decide to go with L&C again , I will be asking a lot of questions regarding their MSOG policy . I felt robbed .

At least I was a L&C member , otherwise the rate would have been $300 for one shot on goal . Gee thanks L&C , I think .

Taker easy my Friends
 

Kaneda

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I hope to hear more about Anzsuaves encounter with Heather as well .

Did she give full service for at least two shots on goal with you ?

The second goal not being the palm of her hand btw lol

Also what did Heather charge ya if you booked with her and not L&C ?

Pm me if ya wish , Thanks .
 

ben_dover

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I had one of the all time worse booking sessions with L&C. Simply not even answering my emails. They finally contacted me after 4 emails and 48hrs have passed?!?! I ended up seeing Heather/Melina and had a great session overall. I did see her before when she was with MGF so we already had a bit of a connection.
 

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Hey guys...

Not trying to make excuses at all: This has been a problem for us and we are more than aware (and very stressed) about it... I have been trying to find help for the booking, tried a few people and no one worked out, but we are not losing hope and are interviewing more next week. I have been the only one at booking and its way too much for 1 person. I started L&C in july 2013 and got barely any help before (thankfully) Vanessa Love got on board in the management bringing several solutions to our difficulties!! We are working around the clock to restructure since and rest assured that this problem WILL be OVER shortly...

Again, I am very sorry that some of you had issues scheduling. I hope you can give us another chance, we will not disappoint!!

Lola Cherie xoxoxoxox
 

Jethro Bodine

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Hey guys...

Not trying to make excuses at all: This has been a problem for us and we are more than aware (and very stressed) about it... I have been trying to find help for the booking, tried a few people and no one worked out, but we are not losing hope and are interviewing more next week. I have been the only one at booking and its way too much for 1 person. I started L&C in july 2013 and got barely any help before (thankfully) Vanessa Love got on board in the management bringing several solutions to our difficulties!! We are working around the clock to restructure since and rest assured that this problem WILL be OVER shortly...

Again, I am very sorry that some of you had issues scheduling. I hope you can give us another chance, we will not disappoint!!

Lola Cherie xoxoxoxox
Booking issues aside it seems from Kaneda's review you might need to have a little chat with some of the talent regarding fulfilling client's expectations, giving the client her full attention during the hour he's paying her for and not drinking too much prior in the day that it affects one's job performance.
 

Sixpak

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Hey guys...

Not trying to make excuses at all: This has been a problem for us and we are more than aware (and very stressed) about it... I have been trying to find help for the booking, tried a few people and no one worked out, but we are not losing hope and are interviewing more next week. I have been the only one at booking and its way too much for 1 person. I started L&C in july 2013 and got barely any help before (thankfully) Vanessa Love got on board in the management bringing several solutions to our difficulties!! We are working around the clock to restructure since and rest assured that this problem WILL be OVER shortly...

Again, I am very sorry that some of you had issues scheduling. I hope you can give us another chance, we will not disappoint!!

Lola Cherie xoxoxoxox
I find Lola to be very efficient when booking a session, but I can only imagine how hectic it can be with all the emails, text messages, phone calls coming in at certain times. I don't think we realize how busy an agency or an individual SP gets with questions and booking requests from pooners. This is a busier hobby than we realize but there are also many who waste time with unnecessary questions and requests - maybe some are doing it on purpose.
 

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Maybe it has to do with the fact you only advertised on BP and the *af Board. This would indicate what kind of responses you should expect, as you're not even a paid advertiser on this board or even the other *erb which are the 2 primary boards of Manitoba. BP is well known for the bait and switches and druggies and rip off artists in MB and because of this we usually only see "new" traveling gilrs that are well reviewed by an established poster. You only advertised a couple days before you were here on a board that isn't very popular in MB and there were a lot of well known and reviewed ladies here this weekend too who advertised well in advance of their arrival, So guys most likely had appts set up with other ladies, I know I did. Looking at our ad your rates are in line with other Ladies so I don't see how that was a problem, not trying to beat you down or anything just giving you something to think about.
 

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Maybe it has to do with the fact you only advertised on BP and the *af Board. This would indicate what kind of responses you should expect, as you're not even a paid advertiser on this board or even the other *erb which are the 2 primary boards of Manitoba. BP is well known for the bait and switches and druggies and rip off artists in MB and because of this we usually only see "new" traveling gilrs that are well reviewed by an established poster. You only advertised a couple days before you were here on a board that isn't very popular in MB and there were a lot of well known and reviewed ladies here this weekend too who advertised well in advance of their arrival, So guys most likely had appts set up with other ladies, I know I did. Looking at our ad your rates are in line with other Ladies so I don't see how that was a problem, not trying to beat you down or anything just giving you something to think about.

Well said Pedro
 

Sixpak

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Well said Pedro
Ditto Pedro.
This thread is about L&C booking not about slamming Manitoba pooners.
The SPs whose ads we wanted to book through were very busy. L&C couldn't keep up with requests..many of.the other visiting ladies were also totally booked. Several pooners I am acquainted with enjoyed their time with at least 3 SPs this past week, as I have, so pooning has been very busy in Winnipeg. We may not get to book some ladies we had hoped to book but there are many well reviewed visiting and local ladies to try. We hear about some SPs having problems with no shows but we do not know why that happens but it happens in other cities too. A travelling SP has to use past experience to evaluate what cities to visit. Many visiting ladies/ agencies have built a great reputation here and are excited to keep returning, and they will. We also have favorite locals that keep us busy and they could be busier if not for the many popular travelling ladies that keep returning because they are kept busy. if they are not being booked then they have the option to try elsewhere. Many of us would like to arrange even more appointments as there are many ladies we would like to see but we have financial limitations too! We therefore try to evaluate the choices of who to pick and choose from.
 

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I contacted Melody, and I would have seen her except the hotel she chose was way out on south Pembina. Maybe you should do more research before you go to cities that you haven't worked in before.
You've gotta be kidding me! Way out on S Pembina? Give me a break. Unless you live in Gillam you can get anywhere in Winnipeg (in rush hour) in max 1 hour including construction downtime.
 

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Hey jack off go jack off I prefer to see ladies downtown or near airport due to the fact at least you can make an excuse why you are there if somebody you no happens to see you there. Did you see her if not why, Mr White knight?


Wow, can you say a bit defensive?? No I didn't see her, but you didn't either so I guess we can both comment.
And btw I dont think L&C needs a white knight, their rep in town is pretty good from what I understand
 

Sixpak

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Whoa ...no use arguing as she (Miss Merlot) violated the rules and her post about the cheap Manitoba pooners who not one booked a session with her.
This thread was about Heather Gold from L&C but got hi-jacked by the rant.
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With the rant missing, some might wonder what we are talking about, but we should be talking about L&C and Heather Gold.
 
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