Well, maybe we should give them a Christmas Card. I probably offended them already by calling it a Christmas Card.
Tough titty! Well here's your christmas card ....but I warn you it's not very PC. So read on with caution
if you dare. Then again if you are PC maybe just pass it up. K?
Merry Christmas!!
I know it's a day or two early but I have so many beautiful friends I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers
outta the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2019, I have decided to extend
our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you.
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every retard can read, but you look at you go, little buddy!
Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done.
I don't care if you lick windows or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special
to me, and you're my friend.
Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas!!
" I know, this one's been on the internet for a long time but I still get a
chuckle out of it"
Tough titty! Well here's your christmas card ....but I warn you it's not very PC. So read on with caution
if you dare. Then again if you are PC maybe just pass it up. K?
Merry Christmas!!
I know it's a day or two early but I have so many beautiful friends I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers
outta the way first. After careful consideration of your performance in 2019, I have decided to extend
our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you.
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every retard can read, but you look at you go, little buddy!
Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done.
I don't care if you lick windows or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special
to me, and you're my friend.
Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas!!
" I know, this one's been on the internet for a long time but I still get a
chuckle out of it"
