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JR3144

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I am going to make this short because I do not have time for a comprehensive review and I apologize for that in advance.
I saw Maxime today and had such a great time to the extent that I felt that I should write a review before she leaves. Maxime is by far the most beautiful SP I have ever seen. She is a sensual gorgeous blonde Quebecois that made me feel so great that I feel self-actualized, at least sexually!
She is the ultimate package: fun, down to earth, extremely easy to talk to and hot with a banging body and the smoothest skin! If I can describe her in one word, it would be perfect!
Despite my brief career, I am ready to say that she is in my top 2, if not my ATF.

Looks: 9.8 (Only because I do not know what is a 10; simply said: she is gorgeous)
Attitude: 10
Service: 10

Will definitely repeat! Do yourself a favor and go see her before she leaves!
 

ben_dover

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I got jerked around on her last visit and wasn't told of her cancellation until after she was supposed to be in Wpg. I tried booking again over the last 3 days and once again a series of jerk around. Was finally offered an opening but I declined. I will spend my money elsewhere. Too bad because if I liked her I could have seen her twice this visit. I scheduled an appt with Rebecca from BHS instead.
 

Sixpak

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I got jerked around on her last visit and wasn't told of her cancellation until after she was supposed to be in Wpg. I tried booking again over the last 3 days and once again a series of jerk around. Was finally offered an opening but I declined. I will spend my money elsewhere. Too bad because if I liked her I could have seen her twice this visit. I scheduled an appt with Rebecca from BHS instead.
Hey Ben... Maxime: a great session but rather see someone different next time... such as that petite Rebecca! - looks sooo good!
Have not heard how your appt with her went, so maybe it was not as expected?
 

chuckertmg

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I was able to follow everything in this thread right up until this:
Tna.....fks
Can someone translate for me? The urban dictionary gives me this: tna = total no action (wrestling) and fks = "foreign keyboard syndrome" or "fat kid syndrome".

I'm dying to meet Maxime but I have the plague right now and I wouldn't curse her with it. Terrible timing…
Maxime: I hope your visit is successful and that you come back.
Sixpak: Maybe put the beer down while you're typing...
 

ben_dover

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Sixpack: unfortunately I never meet this gentlemen, I only meet JR3144 :)
That is the point. I was given a timing for the first visit. I sent emails close to the appt time and heard nothing. I was told the trip was cancelled almost 24hrs after my scheduled time. This time around was a series of different timings and then a maybe in the afternoon timing and that you would get back to me. Got back to me but it was later in the evening and were asking if I was avail for the rest of the tour dates. No thanks. I need to schedule appts and cannot pick up and run on an SP's whim. My most valuable commodity is my time. I would prefer it if an SP just came out with a solid, "I am not avail today, how about tomorrow between XX-XXhrs?". That would be a lot better than to be strung along. Maybe it was not your intent but that is what happened. I am sure from your reviews you are a great provider. I just prefer to send my business to an SP who values my time as much as I value theirs.
 

elitemaxime

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I don't have to justify myself on a board about that issue but seem I have no choice;

My flight was delay Sunday ( the night before had snowstorm in Toronto), and then when I arrived here I had appointment already booked ( reason why I come back to you later in the evening), so I never had the chance to go through my email ( I don't have internet on my prepaid phone and my personal phone is broken, the one I used for email and is not fix yet .

I apologies by email, and I don't approve you clean your laundry here. I don't do volume, I see only few client per days. I apologies by email and I offer you to book another day. Don't forget I am french Canadian and my first language is french. Sometime I don't write properly what I want mean. I offer you to book another day you have to tell me between what time you are available, you know already my schedule is wrote in my ad , I will try to accommodate you the best I can and don't forget what you wrote me in the email, you wrote the same thing as here and I don't find it fair. You are mad and you have no point to be mad. Is not the first time I changed my schedule i NEVER had that kind of issues with my client, who complained about it. Thing happened and if you get mad for that I feel very sorry for you!

I have no problem you spent your money with another SP that is your problem because all of my client are very satisfy and they always come back and I am always happy to spent good time with them and I do my best when they quit, leave with a smile :)

Issues happened and you should understand.


So I am sorry I don't like to justify my self in a front of everyone because that kind of issues should be discuss in private, to find a solution who both will be happy. You made the decisions to not visit me what i respect, is your money. But i didn't give you bad service and I don't like the fact you try to wrote bad thing against me when you never spent time with me .
 

Sixpak

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I was able to follow everything in this thread right up until this: Can someone translate for me? The urban dictionary gives me this: tna = total no action (wrestling) and fks = "foreign keyboard syndrome" or "fat kid syndrome".

I'm dying to meet Maxime but I have the plague right now and I wouldn't curse her with it. Terrible timing…
Maxime: I hope your visit is successful and that you come back.
Sixpak: Maybe put the beer down while you're typing...
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Memory jogging.
Should be easier booking some of these touring ladies.
Cheers Chuckertmg!! What were you smoking when you created your handle!! ;-)
 
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ben_dover

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@Maxime - I acknowledge that we did not meet. I acknowledge that you have nothing but great reviews. I also acknowledeged in my first post that it was probably not your intent for the scheduling mix up. A simple sorry or a quick explanation saying you were unable to get back to me would have been fine. I was just stating what happened to me and why I went elsewhere. You have a long series of top notch reviews and that speaks of your overall consistent service. I wish you the best on your tour.
 

elitemaxime

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@ben_dover Thank you for your wishes,
I said I am sorry but I didn't explain why I was not able to see you.
I just don't like to give excuse and I should give it to you .
Have a wonderful day :)
 

thewhiterabbit

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I saw mixime today and had a wonderful time. Beautiful women and top notch service. Sometimes mix ups happen and I see no point in holding a grudge. I highly recommend this lovely lady.
 

chuckertmg

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Cheers Chuckertmg!! What were you smoking when you created your handle!! ;-)
Lol - only the best medicinal material. And I'm very proud of my handle, thank-you very much! It's a musician thing. It's unlikely anyone reading this is old enough to remember Booker T. and the M.G.'s. They were cool back when… well frankly, they were cool back when it was cool to write in full sentences and not a series of obscure acronyms ;) So there you have it.

Now, back to Maxime, who's rolling her eyes because her thread was highjacked…. again. I'm delighted to hear you're returning as early as March - I can't wait to meet you.
 
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