Matissa (?) @ VE

RobBC

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I wasn't sure if I was going to post this or not, it's been awhile since I've posted a review, and this one will be quite a bit more negative than my other reviews. Usually I try to make my reviews emphasize or focus on the positives of a session moreso than the negative, but with this session that would be difficult as the negatives far outweighed the positives.

Name: Matissa (or something like that, she was described to me as a "busty polyniesian beauty" on the phone)
Location: VE's incall location
Personality: Laid back
Bust: 36DD was quoted, although she looked quite a bit smaller to me (she was busty though)
Body: Fairly thin, older looking, somewhat busty (although I thought 36DD was something of an exaggeration)
Hair: Long braided dark hair with extensions
Tatoos: None that I noticed
Piercings: None that I noticed
MSOG: NO
Clockwatcher: A bit
Rating (L/A/S): 3/3/5
Recommend: No
See again: Definitely not
Pros: somewhat open minded (DATY/digits was allowed, MSOG was not)
Cons: much older than advertised, generally did not seem interested in the session, her looks were not my "type"

So anyways, I was wandering around the neighbourhood of VE's current in-call location yesterday afternoon and thought I'd spend some time with one of the girls. It was really a spur of the moment thing, didn't have any girl in mind, so I called up VE and talked to the receptionist to see if I could find someone available who fit what I was looking for. The VE phone girl gave me a list of busty open-minded girls who'd be on duty, and the first one mentioned sounded intriguing, as she was described as a 5'9" polynesian (sp?) beauty with 36DD chest in her late 20's and who was "very open minded". Remembering the definition posted online as to what "very open minded" included, I decided to take the plunge with an unknown to me. I can't remember her name exactly, something like Matissa.

Anyways, so I booked the hour, and had to wait a little bit as she was a few minutes late -- no biggie. Eventually in walks this dark-skinned woman who was:

A) DEFINITELY not in her late 20's (more like late 30's, early 40's)
B) Who, while slightly busty, didn't look like a 36DD to me

Oh well, stuff happens right? I figured I was stuck, and the little guy wanted some attention so we exchanged pleasantries (standard VE incall rates). So then the session gets started, and we went going with some caressing. Things then progressed to a very uninspired CBJ, after awhile of which I asked if I could return the favour. She agreed, and I spent a little time DATYing. While I don't for a minute believe any of the moans/etc she let out during this part of the session were genuine, at least she made the effort to seem as though she was "interested". Anyways, after awhile I asked if a 69 was possible, and got a very hesitant "Uhm, no I don't usually do that. If you really want to we can". I thought this was a surprise given that she was supposed to be "very open minded". To her credit she did perform the 69, although it was quite clear she wasn't interested in doing it. After a bit we moved on to doggie, where I finished. She then went to get the usual wash cloth and kleenex for me to clean up. By this point we were probably around 20 mins into the session. Eventually she came back, with a towel around her, and while I was washing up she began dressing again.

She then looked at the clock and told me that we still had a half hour left and that if we wanted to we could talk for the rest of the time. Perhaps I misread what was intended by this comment, but it seemed very clear to me that MSOG was not going to be allowed. Again, given the "very open minded" description, I found this troubling. Since conversation between her and I didn't seem to be exactly flowing I decided to just leave after only 25 minutes or so. To her credit she did offer to spend the whole hour with me as she "didn't want to rip me off", just not doing the activities that I'd be interested in doing.

All in all this was easily the worst session I've had @ VE. While I suppose I can't really complain as I wasn't kicked out early, I do feel as though I was mislead as the description given to me on the phone was *FAR* from the actual service provided, and I really can't understand the "very open minded" classification (open minded maybe, but not *very* open minded). She has no pics (nor is her name even listed) on the VE web site or schedule. Should've known better I guess than to rush into a session with a relative unknown. I was going to go with Kari again (who BTW is an *AWESOME* provider), but thought I'd take a chance as I felt like seeing someone new (I know wish I had gone with my 1st instinct).

Okay, this turned into a bit more of a rant than I would've liked, I'll sign off here. Moral of the story: don't go with a girl based purely on the recommendation/description from the receptionist.
 
Mataya

She is on the Wyld Orchid website. Thank you for pointing out the difference in the menu submitted to us by the lady and the one that is actually provided. Although I dont like bad reviews, I do appreciate you keeping to the facts and handling this with class when posting this one despite being quite pissed off. I assure you she will no longer be promoted as VERY open minded and will be shown the review. Please PM or email me should you want to discuss this further.
 

RobBC

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Thanks...

mr. reisling said:
Reviews like that help all pooners and providers and owners. Good job!!!!!!!!
Hey thanks for the positive feedback guys. I was really unsure as to whether or not to post as often on here the negative reviews seem to turn into flaming rants (which doesn't help anyone). I tried very hard to refrain from any kind of personal attack, but at the same time it is difficult to be critical without coming across as "attacking" someone.

RobBC
 

LonelyGhost

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that's a very fair review under the circumstances and brings up the usual thing about what is covered by the term 'open minded' ... i don't think that i have used the msog option more than a half dozen times but like the option to be there anyway ... even if its not a FS second go around, even a HJ would be better than nothing.
 

VicGuy36

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I've noticed "differences" with VE's own descriptions of "very open minded," "open minded," etc. and what was eventually delivered. At times it approaches false advertising. I've read other reviews, and I'm not the only one to comment on this point.

Which is why I won't patronize them again. BTW I have had the least disapointment at IB.
 
Our definitions

As I have mentioned before we have NEVER tried to deceive anyone. We have tried to have set of guidelines for our descriptions and unfortunately this is the price we pay for trying. Occasionally we do have ladies that will give us a different menu than what they offer, they have a bad day or simply the phone staff will make a mistake. There has never been a deliberate effort to trick anyone. We have no idea there is a difference unless someone lets us know. We do not see what goes on in the room. We are willing to accept this price as I feel there are alot of clients who have benifited from our definitions and therefore will continue to try. Vicguy36 I would have liked to have heard from you when your expectations were not met so that we could have fixed the problem or at least a review for our fellow perbers could have helped. Would sure have been more helpful than a vague insult at VE and an IB plug. VE's website is the only website in this city that you can at least get an idea of what a ladies menu is simply by looking at the profiles. PERBers asked and we delivered. Changes to WO's website will soon reflect the same set of definitions. Has the desires of PERBers changed? Does anyone think the definitions are a bad idea? IMHO I think the definitions are good for all.
 

Squid128

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I think the definitions are useful. I think what might be more useful is if pooners remembered that they're dealing with people and not products and accepted that sometimes a girl can change her mind once she's met you... or change her mind as time goes on in the business.
 
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