Masturbation and the full stomach

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Word of advice people as I speak from experience. Avoid masturbating with a stomach full of Indian food. Just nasty indigestion and the spin cycle effect. Awful.

Oh oh. Here comes the vindaloo.

 

[BS Detector]

Thanks for the warning lol.

 

[WABASH]

Thanks for the warning lol.

Maybe its just late but that struck me as very funny.

 

[BS Detector]

Maybe its just late but that struck me as very funny.

You think that's funny...You should see the visual I keep getting

 

[maverick73]

Word of advice people as I speak from experience. Avoid masturbating with a stomach full of Indian food. Just nasty indigestion and the spin cycle effect. Awful.

Oh oh. Here comes the vindaloo.

My goodness... this could be a mav-five removable offense . Let me see.... section M1.2B... Said SP shall not mention the effects of indian food, particularly vindaloo, during the course of masturbation. First offense is not sufficient grounds for complete removal from the mav-five program, but a warning shall be given. In the event of a tie, the SP who does not mention masturbating on a full stomach of indian food shall be awarded the place. If both SP's mention said topic, then the SP who grosses out PERB the least (as determined by a poll of course) shall be awarded the position in the mav-five list.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Vindaloo...

...what the hell don't they make that stuff out of?

 

[Ariel]

It could just be because i'm really overtired ????? but CLM that has to be one of the funniest statements and words of advice i've heard and read in quite a while! Thanks for the heads up though

 

[panzer-jager911]

Try slamming the brakes while going Eastbound on Georgia and seeing the Art Gallery lighting up!!! Scared the living crap out of me, I thought it was a terrorist attack or some zombie apocolypes or something!

Then driving around, parking on Hornby and arming your groggy ass to the teeth only to have a street bum tell you it's an art-piece... Then spending 15 minutes disarming youself again and getting back into your car and driving off looking for a stiff drink and telling yourself you're too old for this shit!

 

[tom25]

Try slamming the brakes while going Eastbound on Georgia and seeing the Art Gallery lighting up!!! Scared the living crap out of me, I thought it was a terrorist attack or some zombie apocolypes or something!

Then driving around, parking on Hornby and arming your groggy ass to the teeth only to have a street bum tell you it's an art-piece... Then spending 15 minutes disarming youself again and getting back into your car and driving off looking for a stiff drink and telling yourself you're too old for this shit!

Good thing you hadn't just had a vindaloo!

 

[pokemon]

Steph, you seem to have waaayyy too many accidents while masturbating - hot chili peppers, assorted falls and dietary issues. For you own safety call me when you're horny and I can help out....

 

[rockyy]

Santa Dead and his Eight Stiff Reindeer

...fuckthat's a funny pic Tom25..!!!!!!!